There's something all you haters seem to be forgetting. So what if the 'cruits suck? OB can coach 'em up, and if that's not enough to get us to NYCpak, we've got a secret weapon...
Remember how dumbass ku fans painted up vanier before last year's sunflower showdown? And it motivated our boys up to a 17-10 ass kicking? (nevermind that we kind of sucked at the beginning of the game when we were all extra-motivated). So here's what we do. If we realize we're deficient on skill or coach-uppedness, we just get some KSU dudes to get some paint in the colors of the opposing team and paint up Vanier ourselves, as if UCLA or whoever sent some fans out early to deface "our house". OB can let our merry band of 2-stars know what happened and proceed to unleash hell on our opponent.
If we plan on this from jump, can probably save some money because many teams use the same colors. Bulk paint discount.