TN in troubs

[steve dave]

http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2010/jul/09/vols-football-players-brawl-bar/

Basically, it was a normal Thursday night — Thursday’s our big night,” Morton said. “We had all the UT football players come in. They’re on a first-name basis with my husband (and co-owner), and they get VIP status, which means they pay no cover at the door.

NCAA violation time 

[dmartin]

I'm sure she was "misquoted"

[Dugout DickStone]

I'm sure she was "misquoted"

What she meant to say was they pay double, don't drink and help them clean up afterward.

[sonofdaxjones]

Definitely an illegal extra benefit . . . the only way around it is if all students get in free.

[Dugout DickStone]

I'm betting that surveillance tape gets accidentally erased.

[MadCat]

I'm betting that surveillance tape gets accidentally erased.

Morton dies in an unfortunate accident...falls down an elevator shaft onto some bullets.