Don’t know if anyone else thinks this, but CK looks exactly like Private Bubba from Forrest Gump. I talked to CK after the game and asked him to break down his performances in the last few games for me. This is what he said:
Rebound shrimp
Foul shrimp
Travel shrimp
Spin move shrimp
Missed free throw shrimp
Lane violation shrimp
Elbow jump shot shrimp
Moving pick shrimp
Sky hook shrimp
My leg hurts shrimp
Another travel shrimp
Another lane violation shrimp
My leg feels better shrimp
Block shrimp
Assist shrimp
Get caught out of position on defense shrimp
Yell while jumping in the air and losing the ball shrimp
Swinging of incredibly long arms shrimp
Layup shrimp
Celebrate the layup by yelling shrimp
