I like the A&M perspective of "the Big 3 and tagalongs division" where they put themselves in the same class as Texas and Oklahoma. Now that is great comedy.
QFT . . . we scored over 100 points combined against them the last 2 times we played them in football.
I have always disliked the Collie Cult and never could understand the powerespect infatuation with them, and their Lame-O, same songs, same march, same everything every year band.