Author Topic: Quick quiz (Read 4485 times)

Pittcat · « **on:** June 30, 2010, 11:18:04 AM »

What Big Twen team currently has a WR who at 5'4" towers over most midgets and some 6th graders?

Here, I'll give you a hint.

http://www.kstatesports.com/SportSelect.dbml?SPSID=3062&SPID=212&DB_OEM_ID=400&SORT_ORDER=3&Q_SEASON=2010&PRINTABLE_PAGE=

Atleast our other 5'4" beast is a RB and is a stout 173 lbs.

Jeffy · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2010, 12:28:56 PM »

Taller than Brandon Banks.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2010, 01:53:24 PM »

Why do we have 7 guys under 5'8"? Seems embarassing to me. It's going to look like the lolliepop guild on our sideline.

Hossman · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2010, 02:07:18 PM »

Quote from: jthutch on June 30, 2010, 01:53:24 PM

Why do we have 7 guys under 5'8"? Seems embarassing to me. It's going to look like the lolliepop guild on our sideline.

Agreed, short dudes have never amounted to anything for K-State football...

Cire · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2010, 02:24:41 PM »

How many have been successfull ?

Pittcat · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2010, 02:42:20 PM »

It should also be noted that the Average Joe KSU Player would be just a hair under 6'1" and tip the scales at 226 lbs.

Pittcat · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2010, 02:54:04 PM »

Other stuff to point out:

1. I was 5'4" in 6th grade.

2. 6'4" is the most popular height on the roster, with 15 players at that height.

3. I would love to see that lil' RB sneak through the trenches for some yardage a little bit this season. It would be even better if OB patted him on the head after the play.

jtksu · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2010, 03:46:23 PM »

Quote from: Pittcat on June 30, 2010, 11:18:04 AM

What Big Twen team currently has a WR who at 5'4" towers over most midgets and some 6th graders?

Here, I'll give you a hint.

http://www.kstatesports.com/SportSelect.dbml?SPSID=3062&SPID=212&DB_OEM_ID=400&SORT_ORDER=3&Q_SEASON=2010&PRINTABLE_PAGE=

Atleast our other 5'4" beast is a RB and is a stout 173 lbs.

If it makes you feel better, just look at the rivals site instead. It adds a few inches and about 20 pounds to all those little guys.

Ira Hayes · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2010, 07:36:00 PM »

A full grown male chimpanzee averages about 5'6" and 160 lbs.

Just sayin.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #9 on:** July 01, 2010, 08:52:13 AM »

Quote from: Hossman on June 30, 2010, 02:07:18 PM

Quote from: jthutch on June 30, 2010, 01:53:24 PM
Why do we have 7 guys under 5'8"? Seems embarassing to me. It's going to look like the lolliepop guild on our sideline.

Agreed, short dudes have never amounted to anything for K-State football...

Agreed there have be 2 maybe 3 munchkins that amounted to something but that has been over time. Why do we have some many on one roster? None of those guys will be a Sproles or even a Banks.

jtksu · « **Reply #10 on:** July 01, 2010, 10:27:45 AM »

Jthutch, while you're looking into that crystal ball, can you tell me if the Twins are going to trade for Cliff Lee? TIA.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #11 on:** July 01, 2010, 10:42:39 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on July 01, 2010, 10:27:45 AM

Jthutch, while you're looking into that crystal ball, can you tell me if the Twins are going to trade for Cliff Lee? TIA.

I hate MLB so my prediction skills will not be wasted on such crap!

DQ12 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2010, 10:48:53 AM »

Quote from: jthutch on July 01, 2010, 08:52:13 AM

Quote from: Hossman on June 30, 2010, 02:07:18 PM
Quote from: jthutch on June 30, 2010, 01:53:24 PM
Why do we have 7 guys under 5'8"? Seems embarassing to me. It's going to look like the lolliepop guild on our sideline.

Agreed, short dudes have never amounted to anything for K-State football...

Agreed there have be 2 maybe 3 munchkins that amounted to something but that has been over time. Why do we have some many on one roster? None of those guys will be a Sproles or even a Banks.

Justin Mckinney

Aaron Lockett

Leon Patton

Winters · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2010, 01:06:07 PM »

OT: Andre McDonald looks incredibly weird.

jtksu · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2010, 01:34:51 PM »

Very astute observation Winters. Andre is one weird looking mofo. Paint him blue and I think he could get by quite nicely on that planet in Avatar.

Pittcat · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2010, 03:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Winters on July 02, 2010, 01:06:07 PM

OT: Andre McDonald looks incredibly weird.

Very OT

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2010, 02:16:02 PM »

Even more than the midgets, I'd question what a guy who weighs 136 pounds brings to an American football team. Mon dieu!

jtksu · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2010, 03:31:34 PM »

Quote from: Ira Hayes on June 30, 2010, 07:36:00 PM

A full grown male chimpanzee averages about 5'6" and 160 lbs.

Just sayin.

A full grown chimpanzee will rip your god damn face off. Maybe we need more of that, with this group of losers we have now.

Pittcat · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2010, 06:57:30 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on July 06, 2010, 03:31:34 PM

Quote from: Ira Hayes on June 30, 2010, 07:36:00 PM
A full grown male chimpanzee averages about 5'6" and 160 lbs.

Just sayin.

A full grown chimpanzee will rip your god damn face off. Maybe we need more of that, with this group of losers we have now.

Bill's a genius. Talk about Scary Smart!

jtksu · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2010, 07:38:22 PM »

What do they call a group of chimps? Seems like it's something pretty cool sounding. Could be a great name for our D next year. Nothing more terrifying than a group of hairy midgets comin' to rip your face off.

MadCat · « **Reply #20 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:04:20 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on July 06, 2010, 07:38:22 PM

What do they call a group of chimps? Seems like it's something pretty cool sounding. Could be a great name for our D next year. Nothing more terrifying than a group of hairy midgets comin' to rip your face off.

cartload of chimpanzees

destruction of cats (wild cats)

Ira Hayes · « **Reply #21 on:** July 07, 2010, 11:46:44 AM »

A "community"

i.e.: "The Community Cats have completely throttled the Longhorn attack thus far"

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #22 on:** July 07, 2010, 12:25:04 PM »

I thought it was a barrel full of monkeys.

I know chips are not monkeys for you nerds out there.

jtksu · « **Reply #23 on:** July 07, 2010, 01:36:15 PM »

Would be pretty sweet to mail someone a barrel full of chimps. They'd be pretty happy when they first open, cause they're so damn cute. Not so happy when those chimp commence to face rippin!

MadCat · « **Reply #24 on:** July 07, 2010, 02:40:18 PM »

To quote Toy Story: Death by Monkeys