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Re: cooking
« Reply #975 on: January 07, 2015, 10:04:27 AM »
i cant wait to punch the first person that comes in here and calls that "soggy"

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Re: cooking
« Reply #976 on: January 07, 2015, 10:19:11 AM »
I've had poutine several times (never in Canada), and I haven't cared for it.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #977 on: January 07, 2015, 10:22:20 AM »
Looking for some good lentil recipes.  I love them and want to find some dishes the wife and kids are cool with.  Anyone have any good ones?

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Re: cooking
« Reply #978 on: January 07, 2015, 04:15:41 PM »
Looking for some good lentil recipes.  I love them and want to find some dishes the wife and kids are cool with.  Anyone have any good ones?

got a great one for you- take two parts diarrhea, add 1 part squirrel brain, add 1 industrial size ashtray cigarette butts- boil for 1 hour with chicken stock (5 cups).  enjoy your lentils by kicking each other in the groin while eating.  #lentils 


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Re: cooking
« Reply #979 on: January 07, 2015, 04:17:30 PM »
Looking for some good lentil recipes.  I love them and want to find some dishes the wife and kids are cool with.  Anyone have any good ones?

got a great one for you- take two parts diarrhea, add 1 part squirrel brain, add 1 industrial size ashtray cigarette butts- boil for 1 hour with chicken stock (5 cups).  enjoy your lentils by kicking each other in the groin while eating.  #lentils 
That's not how Bobby Flay makes em.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #980 on: January 07, 2015, 04:19:51 PM »
Looking for some good lentil recipes.  I love them and want to find some dishes the wife and kids are cool with.  Anyone have any good ones?

got a great one for you- take two parts diarrhea, add 1 part squirrel brain, add 1 industrial size ashtray cigarette butts- boil for 1 hour with chicken stock (5 cups).  enjoy your lentils by kicking each other in the groin while eating.  #lentils 
That's not how Bobby Flay makes em.

that's why i beat his ass in our lentil throwdown


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Re: cooking
« Reply #981 on: January 07, 2015, 11:35:21 PM »
Looking for some good lentil recipes.  I love them and want to find some dishes the wife and kids are cool with.  Anyone have any good ones?

got a great one for you- take two parts diarrhea, add 1 part squirrel brain, add 1 industrial size ashtray cigarette butts- boil for 1 hour with chicken stock (5 cups).  enjoy your lentils by kicking each other in the groin while eating.  #lentils 
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Looks like a euro recipe.   :dunno:

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Re: cooking
« Reply #982 on: January 08, 2015, 12:02:07 PM »
Looking for some good lentil recipes.  I love them and want to find some dishes the wife and kids are cool with.  Anyone have any good ones?

got a great one for you- take two parts diarrhea, add 1 part squirrel brain, add 1 industrial size ashtray cigarette butts- boil for 1 hour with chicken stock (5 cups).  enjoy your lentils by kicking each other in the groin while eating.  #lentils

No cilantro?

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Re: cooking
« Reply #983 on: January 08, 2015, 12:12:36 PM »
whipped up some gourmet hormel chili yesterday, ate it w/ nacho cheese doritos. it almost tasted exactly like chili cheese nachos, almost.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #984 on: January 08, 2015, 12:26:36 PM »
whipped up some gourmet hormel chili yesterday, ate it w/ nacho cheese doritos. it almost tasted exactly like chili cheese nachos, almost.
sounds delish- would eat. 


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Re: cooking
« Reply #985 on: January 08, 2015, 12:38:00 PM »
Oxtail Lentil Soup recipe found.  has some Indian stuff in it I have never heard of that I had to order off of Amazon.  Prime FTW.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #986 on: January 08, 2015, 12:50:04 PM »
whipped up some gourmet hormel chili yesterday, ate it w/ nacho cheese doritos. it almost tasted exactly like chili cheese nachos, almost.
sounds delish- would eat. 

crush the doritos into the chili until the chili isn't runny anymore.  insert mixture into tortilla, top with cheese and sour cream.  enjoy chili nacho cheese dorito burrito like the boss of humanity that you are.


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Re: cooking
« Reply #987 on: January 08, 2015, 01:08:05 PM »
whipped up some gourmet hormel chili yesterday, ate it w/ nacho cheese doritos. it almost tasted exactly like chili cheese nachos, almost.
sounds delish- would eat. 

crush the doritos into the chili until the chili isn't runny anymore.  insert mixture into tortilla, top with cheese and sour cream.  enjoy chili nacho cheese dorito burrito like the boss of humanity that you are.

holy crap. will report back.

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« Reply #988 on: January 08, 2015, 11:43:00 PM »
i think those are the exact ingredients that are the chili cheese burrito at t-bell

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Re: cooking
« Reply #989 on: January 09, 2015, 03:26:53 AM »
i think those are the exact ingredients that are the chili cheese burrito at t-bell

Isn't that discontinued? Crying shame if so.
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Re: cooking
« Reply #990 on: January 09, 2015, 08:18:54 AM »
the frito burrito was discontinued, they still have the chili cheese burrito

frito burrito was a gift sent from the heavens


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Re: cooking
« Reply #991 on: January 09, 2015, 08:33:04 AM »
A&W used to have frito chili food

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Re: cooking
« Reply #992 on: January 09, 2015, 12:09:18 PM »
i have had brussels sprouts probably 5 times in my life and never enjoyed them.

last night ms tonya put them in a cast iron skillet with some olive oil and seasoning salt and let them get super crispy.   :love:
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Re: cooking
« Reply #993 on: January 09, 2015, 03:59:31 PM »
couldn't wait, so I made it happen for lunch today. was fantastic.

toyed with the ratio and order of ingredients. settled with more crunched up/dry doritos, topped with the chili, decent amount of shredded cheese on that, and an unhealthy amount of sour cream on top.

will do again.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #994 on: January 09, 2015, 04:09:12 PM »
i might sub the sour cream with a probiotic yogurt but other than that, well done


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Re: cooking
« Reply #995 on: January 10, 2015, 10:23:49 AM »
they also discontinued the frito chili cheese rap from sonic.  wtf?


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Re: cooking
« Reply #996 on: January 10, 2015, 11:21:40 AM »
i have had brussels sprouts probably 5 times in my life and never enjoyed them.

last night ms tonya put them in a cast iron skillet with some olive oil and seasoning salt and let them get super crispy.   :love:
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Re: cooking
« Reply #997 on: January 10, 2015, 02:03:00 PM »
i have had brussels sprouts probably 5 times in my life and never enjoyed them.

last night ms tonya put them in a cast iron skillet with some olive oil and seasoning salt and let them get super crispy.   :love:
Never had the brussel sprouts from Aggie Station?

When I graduated, Aggie Station didn't have a kitchen. I've eaten there twice.
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Re: cooking
« Reply #998 on: January 10, 2015, 07:56:58 PM »
whipped up a braised pork belly ramen from scratch, will do again


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« Reply #999 on: January 10, 2015, 08:58:16 PM »
whipped up a braised pork belly ramen from scratch, will do again


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Good looking dish!  You ever had Pho?