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Re: cooking
« Reply #4750 on: January 18, 2025, 07:38:34 PM »
I've slaughtered a metric fuckton of pheasants this year but don't really like to eat them. I ended up getting a meat grinder for Christmas and this is the first time I have used it.

Pheasant bacon burgers. Breasts from 2 pheasants(around 2lbs), half a pound of bacon through the grinder then mix with ranch dressing mix.

The key is to cut up the pheasant breasts pretty thin to make sure you don't have any shot in there (I found a couple of pellets I wouldn't of found otherwise). The grinding was actually super simple.


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Re: cooking
« Reply #4751 on: January 18, 2025, 07:39:56 PM »
Served on a brioche bun with lettuce/tomato/onion/cheese/mayo and homemade refrigerator pickles.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4752 on: January 18, 2025, 07:42:57 PM »
I still have around 8lbs of pheasant breast meat in my freezer so I'm going to attempt to make multiple kinds of sausage over the next couple of months. Wish me luck.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4753 on: January 18, 2025, 09:30:26 PM »
I still have around 8lbs of pheasant breast meat in my freezer so I'm going to attempt to make multiple kinds of sausage over the next couple of months. Wish me luck.
Have you considered just giving it to the farm cats to eat?


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Re: cooking
« Reply #4754 on: January 18, 2025, 09:52:34 PM »
I still have around 8lbs of pheasant breast meat in my freezer so I'm going to attempt to make multiple kinds of sausage over the next couple of months. Wish me luck.
Have you considered just giving it to the farm cats to eat?


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What do you think I do with the legs/innards?

I've tried to cook the thighs a couple of times but the effort to remove the edible meat from the bones/tendons was not worth it.

Much easier to spend a couple of minutes per bird cutting the breast meat out then tossing the carcasses to the 1099's. It's a win win situation with no negative consequences (except if the yotes smell the dead carcasses and kill all the 1099's).

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4755 on: January 18, 2025, 11:18:35 PM »
it's such a free'ing feeling when you first come to the realization that hunting stuff rules, but eating that dogshit sucks. and it's not against the law to just feed it to cats. you won't get arrested. dove are like skeet. and also so are quail, pheasant, deer, elk, every other disgusting meat animal out there. 

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4756 on: January 18, 2025, 11:19:43 PM »
most fish I usually catch them and throw them back. or, if my hook murdered them, throw them back for a turtle to eat.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4757 on: January 18, 2025, 11:20:08 PM »
or raccoon if they wash back up on shore

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4758 on: January 18, 2025, 11:21:02 PM »
at the end of the day the planet has a set number of calories and you aren't required to use those. tons of bugs and crap will if cats and turtles don't. and that's the circle of fuckin' life and you shouldn't feel guilty about it.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4759 on: January 18, 2025, 11:23:29 PM »
now if I shoot a ripened angus (I have multiple times usually because it was hip locked from trying to give birth) I would simply eat it because it's delicious. though thinking back on it we never did that and put them in the dead cow pile instead so maybe you aren't supposed to eat pregnant cows for some reason I am not aware of and never cared about enough to know.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4760 on: January 18, 2025, 11:24:07 PM »
That's beautiful steve dave
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« Reply #4761 on: January 18, 2025, 11:32:54 PM »
That's beautiful steve dave

see the ranch thread if you want it to be even more beautiful

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4762 on: January 19, 2025, 09:53:24 AM »
Dead Cow Pile has to be a band name, right?

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4763 on: January 19, 2025, 10:41:58 AM »
it's such a free'ing feeling when you first come to the realization that hunting stuff rules, but eating that dogshit sucks. and it's not against the law to just feed it to cats. you won't get arrested. dove are like skeet. and also so are quail, pheasant, deer, elk, every other disgusting meat animal out there. 

Quail doesn't belong on this list, it is incredibly good.
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Re: cooking
« Reply #4764 on: January 19, 2025, 11:32:32 AM »
it's such a free'ing feeling when you first come to the realization that hunting stuff rules, but eating that dogshit sucks. and it's not against the law to just feed it to cats. you won't get arrested. dove are like skeet. and also so are quail, pheasant, deer, elk, every other disgusting meat animal out there. 

Quail doesn't belong on this list, it is incredibly good.
Yeah I've had fantastic deer and elk as well.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4765 on: January 19, 2025, 12:38:20 PM »
I asked Grok how to crock pot a pork loin today. Certainly smells delicious. We'll see at dinner time.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4766 on: January 19, 2025, 12:41:29 PM »
I asked Grok how to crock pot a pork loin today. Certainly smells delicious. We'll see at dinner time.
You don’t crock pot a pork loin

Not enough fat

But if you added enough cream of _______ soup and onions with it. It will be alright


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Re: cooking
« Reply #4767 on: January 19, 2025, 12:42:32 PM »

Cooking a pork loin in a crock pot is straightforward and can yield deliciously tender results. Here's a simple recipe you can follow:


Ingredients:

Pork Loin (about 2-3 pounds)

Salt and Pepper to taste

Garlic chowder (1 teaspoon)

Onion chowder (1 teaspoon)

Paprika (1 teaspoon, optional for color and flavor)

Chicken or Vegetable Broth (1 cup)

Rosemary or Thyme (1-2 sprigs, or 1/2 teaspoon dried)

Onions (1, sliced)

Garlic Cloves (2-3, minced)


Instructions:

Prep the Pork Loin:

Start by patting the pork loin dry with paper towels. This helps the spices stick better.

Season the pork generously with salt, pepper, garlic chowder, onion chowder, and paprika. Rub these spices all over the meat.

Prepare the Crock Pot:

Place the sliced onions at the bottom of the crock pot. This acts as a base that keeps the pork off the bottom, allowing it to cook evenly.

Add the minced garlic on top of the onions.

Add the Pork:

Place the seasoned pork loin on top of the onions and garlic.

Pour in Liquid:

Add the broth around the pork. This will help keep the meat moist as it cooks and forms the base for a sauce or gravy later if you choose to make one.

Herbs:

Lay the sprigs of rosemary or thyme on top of the pork, or sprinkle the dried herbs over it.

Cook:

Cover and cook on LOW for 6-8 hours or on HIGH for 3-4 hours. The pork should be very tender when done, and the internal temperature should reach at least 145°F (63°C) for safety.

Rest and Serve:

Once cooked, let the pork rest for about 10-15 minutes before slicing. This helps retain the juices.

Optionally, you can thicken the juices in the crock pot with a little cornstarch slurry (mix 1 tablespoon cornstarch with 2 tablespoons water) and cook on high until it thickens to make a gravy.

Serve:

Slice the pork loin against the grain for the best texture, and serve with your choice of sides like mashed potatoes, roasted vegetables, or a fresh salad.


Tips:

If you want a bit of a crust on your pork, you can sear it in a hot skillet before placing it in the crock pot, but this step is optional.

Always check the internal temperature if you're uncertain about doneness. Use a meat thermometer for accuracy.


This method will give you a succulent pork loin with minimal effort. Enjoy your meal!


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Re: cooking
« Reply #4768 on: January 19, 2025, 01:52:15 PM »
yeah I cook pork chops in my crockpot, same crap.


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Re: cooking
« Reply #4769 on: January 20, 2025, 10:12:00 AM »
Update. It was good. Will eat leftovers for lunch.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4770 on: January 20, 2025, 10:28:38 AM »
last week i cooked some pork chops i was given from a pig (hog?) slaughter by some farm relatives. quick seared the chops then simmered in mushroom cream sauce. always great in the winter.
anyway yesterday i added some of the leftover pork chop meat and a little mushroom sauce into some xtra spicy instant ramen while watching the playoffs and it was fantastic. cooking and trashcanning predator handshake.gif

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4771 on: January 20, 2025, 03:52:39 PM »
I like to add wild rice to that mushroom chop meal. One skillet deliciousness.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4772 on: January 26, 2025, 04:39:13 PM »
Had some chicken thighs in the freezer that needed a purpose. I've had a hankering for chicken and dumplings but my wife said no. So, chicken vegetable noodle soup is what I made. Fantastic result. First time by the way.


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Re: cooking
« Reply #4773 on: January 26, 2025, 07:34:37 PM »
Habanero x3
Garlic x 6
Tsp cumin seeds
Olive oil x 3tbsp
Boned skinless chicken thighs
Lime
Salt
MSG

1. Salt chicken and set in ziplock in fridge over night.
2. I mash the peppers, garlic and seeds in my mortar and pestle. Mix in the oil, add juice of whole lime. Add to bag of chicken and toss until all covered.
3. Flat top, bake on cookie sheet, or grille


It’s delicious.


I have been pre cooking these for a couple weeks for lunches. It’s great for tacos, for rice bowls, or for chicken sandwiches.


Today’s batch got smoked for 30min then flat topped. It’s the best one so far. So good.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #4774 on: February 03, 2025, 07:56:25 PM »
What kind of soup should I cook with this? (The white spot at 3 o'clock is a bone.