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Re: cooking
« Reply #2200 on: April 20, 2020, 05:47:00 PM »
Nice instagram photo, nonetheless. You're like the Forrest Gump of ramps.

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« Reply #2201 on: April 23, 2020, 08:32:54 AM »
Nice instagram photo, nonetheless. You're like the Forrest Gump of ramps.
Lol, the gf insists on me taking photos of all this stuff for her to post on FB and rub it in her coworkers stupid faces.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #2202 on: April 23, 2020, 10:34:23 AM »
YO LOSERS, CHECK OUT MY BF'S RAMPS!


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Re: cooking
« Reply #2203 on: April 23, 2020, 10:38:46 AM »
YO LOSERS, CHECK OUT MY BF'S RAMPS!
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Re: cooking
« Reply #2204 on: April 25, 2020, 04:08:12 PM »


I made these braised short ribs today.  rest them overnight and let the sauce/fat separate, will serve over mashed potatoes (no ramps) tomorrow for sunday dinner


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Re: cooking
« Reply #2205 on: April 25, 2020, 04:12:59 PM »
Looks awesome.  Fine work clams.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #2206 on: April 25, 2020, 04:15:31 PM »
I'm thinking enchiladas tonight

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Re: cooking
« Reply #2207 on: April 25, 2020, 06:26:00 PM »
I'm thinking enchiladas tonight
Share your recipe please

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Re: cooking
« Reply #2208 on: April 25, 2020, 08:09:20 PM »
For the sauce:
9 gaujillo chiles, seeds removed but keep the veins (you could use New Mexico as well, or ancho or mix if you needed)
1.5 cups of water
2 cloves of garlic roughly chopped
2 whole cloves crushed
a couple good grinds of black pepper
1/4 tsp or so of dried Mexican oregano (not Greek --- I'd just skip if I only had Greek)
salt to taste (it will be more than you think)

Toast the chiles on a griddle (medium heat) --- keeping them flat as possible with a spatula.  You only need a few seconds for each one.  You don't want them to burn or else you'll get a pretty bitter sauce.

After they've been toasted put them in a small pan can cover them with water.  Bring to a simmer and then let cook for about five minutes. Remove from heat and let them sit for ten minutes or so --- they should be pretty plump and squishy.  Strain the water and then tear into smaller pieces.

In a blender, put 1/2 cup of water, the garlic and the cloves.  Blend really well. Slowly add the chiles (adding the additional cup of water a you go along).  You really want this blended well.  Pour the sauce through a fine sieve mesh into a bowl, pressing if needed.   If you have a good blender you shouldn't have to press that hard to strain it, just some good stirring will do.  The strained sauce now needs the oregano (I chowder it in the palm of my hand) and salt.  It's really important you taste the sauce for enough salt.  The salt will cut the bitterness.

The filling:
Really whatever you want. I use the following most of the time:

~ 1.25 lbs potatoes, diced
~ 1 onion finely chopped and salted (I prefer white --- avoid sweet onions)
~ 8 oz cheese cut into little cubes or shredded I guess (I like a sharp cheese here like cotija, but I've been happy with a sharp cheddar too)
~ some protein or whatever (tonight I used 1/2 cup quinoa you could also use cup of cooked ground beef or whatever)

Put the potatoes in salted water and boil them until tender (if you use quinoa you can add them during the last five-ten minutes or so of cooking).  Drain and the mix with onions and cheese (mix in meat if using). Add about 1/8 cup of the sauce and mix.  Taste for salt. 

Assembly:

Make or heat your tortillas (how many depends on how big they are -- normal size corn tortillas you can get about 10-12).

Over lowish heat, heat about 1 tbs of corn oil in a pan large enough to fit whatever tortillas you are using (I like corn, but flour is fine too just don't get those huge burrito size ones). Add the sauce and stir in the oil until its cooked and the oil is incorporated (about ten minutes or so).  With a spatula underneath it, dip a tortilla in the cooked sauce.  Let it get covered in sauce (about 5 seconds at most) and pull out onto a flat work surface (I use a cutting board). Fill with some of the filling, roll up and put on a big plate you keep warm in the oven.  Work fast and repeat with the other tortillas.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #2209 on: April 26, 2020, 06:42:29 PM »
Looks awesome.  Fine work clams.
thanks, they were good
not my recipe though, it’s from the new york times


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Re: cooking
« Reply #2210 on: April 26, 2020, 07:15:57 PM »
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Looks awesome.  Fine work clams.
thanks, they were good
not my recipe though, it’s from the new york times

No worries, you can have someone else's recipe and butcher it.  You did not appear to do that. Good looking cook.

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Re: cooking
« Reply #2211 on: April 27, 2020, 03:24:32 PM »
I love braised short ribs and those look awesome

Also I’m going to second using your own chili’s and reconstituting them for any kind of Mexican sauce. So much better than canned or powdered.


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Re: cooking
« Reply #2212 on: April 27, 2020, 09:48:12 PM »
It's not the best presentation/photo, but tonight's Asian pork belly with ramp mashed potatoes is amazing.
I make fun of pork belly all the time but I would eat that and take pics and brag about it


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Re: cooking
« Reply #2213 on: April 30, 2020, 04:57:39 AM »
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Re: cooking
« Reply #2214 on: April 30, 2020, 04:59:22 AM »
My dudes, this cheese sauce

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Re: cooking
« Reply #2215 on: April 30, 2020, 05:00:39 AM »
Crop out the beans.




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Re: cooking
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Re: cooking
« Reply #2217 on: April 30, 2020, 05:19:45 AM »
The #ack?

I basically almost died in a baked soda steam explosion.

The water was at a rolling boil and I dumped the soda fresh from the oven and it must have flashed to steam and blew a cloud of caustic white chowder that coated everything in a two meter radius.
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Re: cooking
« Reply #2218 on: April 30, 2020, 06:49:38 AM »
Can’t find that in a bento box. Hot damn that looks good.
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Re: cooking
« Reply #2219 on: April 30, 2020, 10:17:56 AM »

Mother of god that looks great

Talk about the cheese sauce


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Re: cooking
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Re: cooking
« Reply #2221 on: April 30, 2020, 11:59:55 AM »
Great work Puni!
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Re: cooking
« Reply #2222 on: April 30, 2020, 08:15:29 PM »
tube meat is back!

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« Reply #2223 on: April 30, 2020, 09:00:59 PM »
My dudes, this cheese sauce

Sodium citrate FTW!

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Re: cooking
« Reply #2224 on: April 30, 2020, 09:33:15 PM »
Cheeze Sauze:

5.5 oz extra sharp cheddar, shreddy
0.5 oz taco blend cheese, shredded
1.0 oz COJITA, pinched into crumbles
7 fl oz kirin ichiban that has been simmered with 5 italian sausages to cook them
dash salt
big dash paprika
1 teaspoon SODIUM CITRATE

add to pot over medium heat and stir until perfect.

i did a backflip this was so good on the pretzels.
it made me angry with regret over the previous duration of my life i have lived without use or knowledge of sodium citrate.
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