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Cameron Diaz
« on: June 26, 2010, 12:05:04 AM »
Went from utterly amazing in the Mask however many years ago to an ugly car wreck of botox and chain smoking with too many close ups. In other words, don't let your friends take you to go see Knight and Day. Tom Cruise is now much more attractive than that used handbag known as Cameron Diaz.


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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2010, 12:13:58 AM »
She was amazing in mask. I liked her in something about Mary
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2010, 12:39:13 AM »


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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2010, 01:31:11 AM »
Yes.  What an absolutely hideous looking 38 year old. :facepalm:
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2010, 09:24:04 AM »
Quote from: Cire on June 26, 2010, 12:13:58 AM
She was amazing in mask. I liked her in something about Mary

was gorgeous in the mask.

shortly after the mask to Now = woof

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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2010, 10:02:43 AM »
Quote from: nicname on June 26, 2010, 01:31:11 AM
Yes.  What an absolutely hideous looking 38 year old. :facepalm:

Age has nothing to do with it.
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2010, 12:11:29 PM »
Pretty sure that was Cher in Mask, not Cameron Diaz.
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2010, 12:45:38 PM »


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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2010, 12:54:14 PM »
I'd still do her.
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2010, 12:58:02 PM »
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2010, 12:59:00 PM »
Can't look at her without thinking of that weird pr0n she was in.
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2010, 01:00:34 PM »
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2010, 01:23:11 PM »
seems like a cool chick. 
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2010, 02:43:46 PM »
Quote from: Saulbadguy on June 28, 2010, 12:59:00 PM
Can't look at her without thinking of that weird pr0n she was in.

wut?
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2010, 02:47:17 PM »
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2010, 02:49:44 PM »
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2010, 02:52:37 PM »
your mother.
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2010, 02:54:27 PM »
Quote from: Saulbadguy on June 28, 2010, 12:59:00 PM
Can't look at her without thinking of that weird pr0n she was in.

PM!
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2010, 03:37:05 PM »
Quote from: Pete on June 28, 2010, 02:54:27 PM
Quote from: Saulbadguy on June 28, 2010, 12:59:00 PM
Can't look at her without thinking of that weird pr0n she was in.

PM!

Agreed. Shoot one to me as well. IIRC I got my first hard-on when I saw her in the mask when I was like 6. FWIW...

Wish you could've seen her tits in There's Something About Mary, sooo close!!! Amazing movie by the way.
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2010, 03:37:53 PM »
Google it you idiots.
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2010, 04:16:26 PM »
She was in "The Mask"

Cher was in "Mask"

Though maybe someone was making a joke that she looks like this:

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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2010, 04:53:10 PM »
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2010, 07:24:46 PM »
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2010, 07:32:34 PM »
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Re: Cameron Diaz
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2010, 08:12:07 PM »
I'm not sure about the second part of the video, but at the very beginning it actually does look/sound like her.
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