Author Topic: Which is the best kind of glass for experiencing the full-bodied musky....  (Read 1744 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline asava

  • goEMAW.com Cultural Ambassador and Fashion Consultant
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6706
  • It is inside you
    • View Profile
fragrance of my own farts from?


(Want to get rid of the ad? Register now for free!)

Offline jtksu

  • definitely not a racist piece of shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3673
    • View Profile
Probably a large brandy snifter. Once you get it in, it will concentrate as it escapes through the narrow opening.  You're planning on shoving glass up your ass, correct?  Otherwise, my answer might be different.

Offline Pete

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29283
  • T-Shirt KSU Football Fan, Loves Lawrence and KU
    • View Profile

Offline jmlynch1

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2781
  • stay together for the kids
    • View Profile
Maybe you should use one of those big jar things they use to cook meth in on Breaking Bad. :dunno:

Offline HeinBallz

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2868
    • View Profile
Good is better than Evil because it's nicer.

Offline jtksu

  • definitely not a racist piece of shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3673
    • View Profile
Mason jar is an old classic.  Wonder if you could seal one in?

Offline jtksu

  • definitely not a racist piece of shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3673
    • View Profile
Slightly OT-  I once saw a jelly jar that had been removed from a man in the OR.  Wanna guess where they removed it from?

Offline HeinBallz

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2868
    • View Profile
.....Wonder if you could seal one in?

Absolutely.   Haven't you ever thrown a fart?
Good is better than Evil because it's nicer.

Offline jtksu

  • definitely not a racist piece of shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3673
    • View Profile
Well, yeah but you gotta act quickly.  I'm talking about sealing one in and tricking someone into opening your fart-in-a-jar.

Offline Perry

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 439
    • View Profile
Slightly OT-  I once saw a jelly jar that had been removed from a man in the OR.  Wanna guess where they removed it from?

Name of the site escapes me, but there's a video of a dude shoving a jelly jar in his ass, then sitting on it, causing it to break, then pulling glass shards out of his bleeding ass. Pretty rough ridin' disgusting, so I wouldn't suggest shoving a jar up your ass in an attempt to catch a fart.

I think you could catch a fart in the tub, though you'd have some water in the jar with it. Not sure if that would make the fart-in-a-jar better or worse, but seems like an interesting thing to try.

stunz

  • Guest
if you want it to smell, you don't have to just fart :dunno:

Offline asava

  • goEMAW.com Cultural Ambassador and Fashion Consultant
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6706
  • It is inside you
    • View Profile
Maybe you should use one of those big jar things they use to cook meth in on Breaking Bad. :dunno:

show was INSANE this season, btw.

if you want it to smell, you don't have to just fart :dunno:

i really want to get in there. full flavor.

Offline Christer

  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 47
    • View Profile
Well played asava, well played...

Offline Jeffy

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1590
  • Hello Wilbur.
    • View Profile
One of these....  :bong:

Offline Saulbadguy

  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 9941
  • what
    • View Profile
Where did you get that overnight bag?

Offline PandaXpanda

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1173
  • "is it too soon after 9/11 to be wearing pleats?"
    • View Profile
The Chode.
aren't you glad it wasn't you? - g.h.