It all started so innocently pak'd. I was watching old Daniel Sams highlights, just admiring peak dual-threat chaos and wondering why he wasn’t a Heisman finalist in an alternate universe. Then I somehow pivoted to Tank Reese hype videos (because obviously), which led to a 2012 KSU rabbit hole so deep I was mentally preparing to storm the field with Collin Klein again accompanied by the pak head.
Fast forward 30 minutes and I’m on a Latvian sailing supply site comparing the tensile strength of different types of hemp mooring rope. I’m reading reviews like, “Held strong during a Category 2 storm, would trust it to anchor a midseason Snyder-led comeback.” I have no idea how this happened. All I know is the internet is a labyrinth of strange wonders, and both Davin Dennis and Justin Tuggle deserve statues on the practice field.
Anyway, keep the offseason fever dreams coming. We’ve got months of this beautiful nonsense left.
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