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Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« on: January 22, 2025, 06:03:00 PM »
Guys I thought we were a great country but apparently we were not.

This is a thread to post in when it has become apparent that we are Greater than We Have Ever Been Before!


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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2025, 06:03:36 PM »
Gulf of America

suck it Mexico!

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2025, 06:05:44 PM »
Department of Government Efficiency has cut it's labor force in half on the first day!

efficiency!

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2025, 06:28:43 PM »
Our already overcrowded jails have had all the red blooded Patriots freed from them. Double win right there.

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2025, 06:55:35 PM »
When our income inequality resembles the same level as it was when we were great.

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Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2025, 07:04:35 PM »
I’d join maga if I knew this administration was about to kick off 10 more years of above average SP500 returns.

So, I’d say we need to at least hit the historical average for the SP500 this year. Then continue to get better each year

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The best 10-year run in S&P 500 history occurred during the 1990s, driven by the tech boom and overall economic expansion. Specifically, the period from 1990 to 1999 saw the S&P 500 deliver a compound annual growth rate (CAGR) of approximately 18%, making it one of the most impressive decades for the index.

Key Highlights:
   •   The total return for the S&P 500 (including dividends) over this decade exceeded 400%.
   •   The growth was fueled by the dot-com boom, advancements in technology, and strong economic growth in the United States.
   •   The bull market peaked in 1999 before the dot-com bubble burst in early 2000.



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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2025, 07:58:46 PM »
Silk Road is back

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2025, 08:13:57 PM »
Silk Road is back
Maybe not the exact same site, but the 90’s did have the wildest rough ridin' crap online. Maybe Trump means the 90’s?

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2025, 08:14:57 PM »
Many of us are incredibly biased, but the 90’s were really fantastic.

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2025, 08:33:56 PM »
Our precious blood has been cleansed of the dirty pollutants known as "immigrants"
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2025, 09:04:46 PM »
Lick and #blueanongE: Way back up in their feels . . . again

As expected


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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2025, 09:19:16 PM »
Feeling American Greatness!

no need to be a negative nancy

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2025, 09:27:40 PM »
American Hero Oscar Jenner is a man again!

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2025, 08:14:55 AM »
Do you remember the shame and inferiority you felt the first time that you stood on a sandy beach in Florida and looked out in the waters of the Gulf of Mexico? Well those days are all gone now.

Looking forward to the removal of all fancy pants foreign names from American geography. It is an outrage and a Great Crime against AMERICAN GREATNESS that our greatest, most beautiful city is named after a tiny town on the periphery of England. New York needs to be renamed "American Greatness Metropolis".

Also, a Great American State like Georgia should not be named after foreign SCUM and should be renamed Melaniastan ON DAY ONE!!!!

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2025, 08:24:58 AM »
can we be great with a state called "New" Mexico?

some are asking...

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2025, 08:55:03 AM »
can we be great with a state called "New" Mexico?

some are asking...

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Should be renamed after a hero of the Mexican War. Perhaps Robert E Lee?

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2025, 09:56:05 AM »
alpha stuff right there

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2025, 10:19:08 AM »
I was incredibly happy (and shocked) that a thread like this popped up because I would like to go on record stating how unhappy I am that any DEI programs are coming under such scrutiny.  I think DEI has been incredibly successful and hasn't been taken advantage of what so ever.  There is no way that it wasn't making anything better.  I'm also going to be very hacked if some of you lose the ability to use your pronouns.
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2025, 10:25:30 AM »
can we be great with a state called "New" Mexico?

some are asking...

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I hear you, but it might be weird to have a state named New America.

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2025, 10:40:57 AM »
Call it America's Mexico.

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2025, 10:57:43 AM »
Desert of America

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2025, 10:59:43 AM »
can we be great with a state called "New" Mexico?

some are asking...

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I hear you, but it might be weird to have a state named New America.
One option would be to change the name of the current state of Colorado to "North Colorado" and rename New Mexico "South Colorado". Or just merge New Mexico and Colorado into a single new state called "Powerful American Rocky Mountainland".

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2025, 02:17:50 PM »
I think there are really only 2 options. The first, more desirable option, is obviously we make a new canal running the entire length of the Mexico/America border. Straight shot from the Gulf of America to the Americific Ocean? Yes please! Added bonus: we use the same strategy of a system of locks like how the Panama Canal does, but we use AI to detect when undesirables are attempting to illegally smuggle rapers and fentanyl and communism across our beloved border and the locks do their thing and basically empty so they’re stuck at the bottom of a deep muddy hole they can’t get out of. At which point we (Christian Americans) create a re-enactment of a scene from The Bible and open them locks back up real fast and give ‘em the ol’ Closing of the (just Recently Parted) Red Sea and you guessed it, friends, they are playing the part of the Egyptian army.
 It’s entertaining, (morale booster) it keeps our southern border safe, and pleases our White Christian God. Probably creates some jobs along the way, which can help buttress from the impending economic collapse (that actually started like 4 years ago you guys are just too stupid to realize it)

I’ve decided to disregard the other option as this is the play right here.

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2025, 02:23:40 PM »
I think there are really only 2 options. The first, more desirable option, is obviously we make a new canal running the entire length of the Mexico/America border. Straight shot from the Gulf of America to the Americific Ocean? Yes please! Added bonus: we use the same strategy of a system of locks like how the Panama Canal does, but we use AI to detect when undesirables are attempting to illegally smuggle rapers and fentanyl and communism across our beloved border and the locks do their thing and basically empty so they’re stuck at the bottom of a deep muddy hole they can’t get out of. At which point we (Christian Americans) create a re-enactment of a scene from The Bible and open them locks back up real fast and give ‘em the ol’ Closing of the (just Recently Parted) Red Sea and you guessed it, friends, they are playing the part of the Egyptian army.
 It’s entertaining, (morale booster) it keeps our southern border safe, and pleases our White Christian God. Probably creates some jobs along the way, which can help buttress from the impending economic collapse (that actually started like 4 years ago you guys are just too stupid to realize it)

I’ve decided to disregard the other option as this is the play right here.

MAGA would hand over fistfuls of money to watch this. Plus Leon could just let us borrow his super digging thingies that are totally working in other places to dig said canal. Since he is basically co president, i'm sure he would let us borrow them without charging so that would be a great thing for Doge as well.

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Re: Thread for ways you know we are Great Again
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2025, 03:16:52 PM »
SF has become the standard bearer for #blueanongE frontier gibberish