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haven't read this thread but annexing canada, greenland, and making it the gulf of america sounds awesome.


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The United Hemisphere of America

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it would also be so much easier to build a wall along the mexican/guatamalan border, so another positive there.


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it would also be so much easier to build a wall along the mexican/guatamalan border, so another positive there.

There's already a moat named the Panama Canal.

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What we need is a canal across Mexico, let me finish, going north/south. Then we take all that spoil pile to build a private canal across the ocean. To like Greenland or whatever

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A canal from the Rio Grande to the Panama Canal would be excellent.

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President-elect Donald Trump on Tuesday said he would not rule out the use of military force to seize control of the Panama Canal and Greenland.

serious or literal???
Who knows lick. I know what is literal and serious and that is a world where we have the most global conflict since the end of WWII and Don Trump had little to nothing to do with it.

Of which the majority of that conflict has been cheerleaded/demanded by #neocongE

Hyper partisanship: Thy name is #neocongE


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Still can't believe that Joe made Putin attack Ukraine.

thanks Biden...



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we need the world order to be updated by trump

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we need the world order to be updated by trump

Updated? No. Total overhaul. We need a New one. We can brainstorm on what to call it later

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Still can't believe that Joe made Putin attack Ukraine.

thanks Biden...
Georgia: Bush(honorary #blueanon), Crimea:Obama, Whole of Ukraine: Jill Biden/Pedo Pete

Putin skipped a presidency, but in the giant perpetual deflectobot brain of DeflectoLick-a conspiracy is afoot.

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it would also be so much easier to build a wall along the mexican/guatamalan border, so another positive there.

There's already a moat named the Panama Canal.
eff, of course!

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Could also be KS


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#blueanon-neocon: We disrupted the Democratic process in Romania and claimed Russian Tik-Tok videos were election interference (a classic feeble simp brained #blueanon-neocon tactic) . . . the reality; we're wrecking the democratic process because the overwhelming leader in the Romanian election is against the massive expansion of a NATO military base in the country

#blueanon-neocon regarding Potential peaceful transition of Greenland to United States control: Shriveled gnads (cus we didn't push for it and we may not be able to bomb brown people)


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So, happening or all talk?  Now I want me some Greenland.  No being a weak bitch

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Why do you keep asking me, dug?

#slowdug: Changes his mind more than a teenage girl  :thumbsup:

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IDK, you guys.  I just did a super deep exhaustive dive into all things Greenland(scanned Wikipedia) and am basically an expert at this point.  Armed with that info, I now am thinking we should focus on Panama.   :dunno:

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Then we take all that spoil pile to build a private canal across the ocean. To like Greenland or whatever
I think you are talking about Virtual Private Canals, which are more secure than traditional canals

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#blueanon-neocon: We disrupted the Democratic process in Romania and claimed Russian Tik-Tok videos were election interference (a classic feeble simp brained #blueanon-neocon tactic) . . . the reality; we're wrecking the democratic process because the overwhelming leader in the Romanian election is against the massive expansion of a NATO military base in the country

#blueanon-neocon regarding Potential peaceful transition of Greenland to United States control: Shriveled gnads (cus we didn't push for it and we may not be able to bomb brown people)

talk me through this peaceful transition of Greenland to US control...

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#blueanon-neocon: We disrupted the Democratic process in Romania and claimed Russian Tik-Tok videos were election interference (a classic feeble simp brained #blueanon-neocon tactic) . . . the reality; we're wrecking the democratic process because the overwhelming leader in the Romanian election is against the massive expansion of a NATO military base in the country

#blueanon-neocon regarding Potential peaceful transition of Greenland to United States control: Shriveled gnads (cus we didn't push for it and we may not be able to bomb brown people)

talk me through this peaceful transition of Greenland to US control...

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Why do you keep asking me, dug?

#slowdug: Changes his mind more than a teenage girl  :thumbsup:

I am just trying to determine if trump will be dunked on?  the "free beer tomorrow" only works on people like you.  Not people like me.

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#blueanon-neocon: We disrupted the Democratic process in Romania and claimed Russian Tik-Tok videos were election interference (a classic feeble simp brained #blueanon-neocon tactic) . . . the reality; we're wrecking the democratic process because the overwhelming leader in the Romanian election is against the massive expansion of a NATO military base in the country

#blueanon-neocon regarding Potential peaceful transition of Greenland to United States control: Shriveled gnads (cus we didn't push for it and we may not be able to bomb brown people)

talk me through this peaceful transition of Greenland to US control...

I don't know how it works Lick.

But your response is the typical Lick response when you get all ragey because you're embarrassed that its been World at War: The Jill Biden - Kamala Harris years and you've been all for it.




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haven't read this thread but annexing canada, greenland, and making it the gulf of america sounds awesome.
I think we should sell naming rights eg "The SpaceX American Greatness Gulf" or "The Great Patriotic Canyon brought to you by Deloitte" or "The Halliburton Drill Baby Drill Mt McKinley"

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#blueanon-neocon: We disrupted the Democratic process in Romania and claimed Russian Tik-Tok videos were election interference (a classic feeble simp brained #blueanon-neocon tactic) . . . the reality; we're wrecking the democratic process because the overwhelming leader in the Romanian election is against the massive expansion of a NATO military base in the country

#blueanon-neocon regarding Potential peaceful transition of Greenland to United States control: Shriveled gnads (cus we didn't push for it and we may not be able to bomb brown people)

talk me through this peaceful transition of Greenland to US control...

I don't know how it works Lick.

But your response is the typical Lick response when you get all ragey because you're embarrassed that its been World at War: The Jill Biden - Kamala Harris years and you've been all for it.

1. It doesn't work

2. Putin invading soveriegn nations is not a Biden-Harris issue no matter how much gas you put in that light

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#blueanon-neocon: We disrupted the Democratic process in Romania and claimed Russian Tik-Tok videos were election interference (a classic feeble simp brained #blueanon-neocon tactic) . . . the reality; we're wrecking the democratic process because the overwhelming leader in the Romanian election is against the massive expansion of a NATO military base in the country

#blueanon-neocon regarding Potential peaceful transition of Greenland to United States control: Shriveled gnads (cus we didn't push for it and we may not be able to bomb brown people)

talk me through this peaceful transition of Greenland to US control...

I don't know how it works Lick.

But your response is the typical Lick response when you get all ragey because you're embarrassed that its been World at War: The Jill Biden - Kamala Harris years and you've been all for it.

1. It doesn't work

2. Putin invading soveriegn nations is not a Biden-Harris issue no matter how much gas you put in that light

When the United States is engaged in coup d etat's the United States then becomes directly responsible for any potential ramifications.

(Insert John McCain taking pictures of the coup here)