After spending the last 5 or 6 months waiting for history, I was rocked by a zombie mofo, i mean a real life...err dead zombie, on my TV talking about the nubs leaving the B12 because of academics and something about wanting to blow tOSU for awhile because they caught Texas cheating on them with aTm. I know osborne died several years ago and I was glad to see that he was frozen to preserve his body. It was then that I decided this was a tear in the space-time continuum because of my absence from the internets and the bbs internals applications server. I apologize for what I caused. I would assume that since I've been gone, dax still slightly dislikes KU and BMW is still trying to arm wrestle you guys virtually. Be careful I hear he has cable internets from Cocks, you do not want to catch that. I look forward to our future and friendly interactions again and I await your "welcome back"'s. Please form a single file line and I will give each of you a fist bump with enough force to let you know I'm friendly but that I will slap husker bitches around.
I have also just been informed that CU left for the pack 10? WhatTF is a pack 10? And WhatTF does anyone care about CU??????? I guess one good thing came from my hiatus. I was so busy awaiting history that I also missed most of the bball season. So I ask, did KU win another championship? I was told this was our best team since 97 so I decided I didn't need to pay attention as I did not want to miss history. I assume we already have a banner up? I await your groveling at my feet and your sacrifice of stevedave to the internets to welcome me back. Oh and Dax, my mom says you need to pay up and quit calling. Lates
