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HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« on: October 24, 2024, 02:14:17 PM »
I will be at Taylor on Saturday night so I will miss the rock'em sock'em cats pummeling the beak'em squeak'em squawks. I will probably just check this thread on Sunday morning to read your headline predictos and I'll assume that's what actually happened. Thanks.


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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2024, 02:19:00 PM »
I;m thinking about thos Beans
Kansas Fans Left Yearning For Old QB After Daniels Earns Jayhawks Negative Points in Wildcats' Triple Digit Rout
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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2024, 02:25:59 PM »
STRA16HT!

Cats win streak over the lowly Jayhawks just celebrated its Sweet 16 with fireworks and cake.


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HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2024, 07:13:27 PM »
LEIPOLD CHARGED WITH QUADRUPLE MURDER

coach murders wife and kids after blowout loss to in-state rival.  ham and potatoes left speechless.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2024, 07:20:55 PM »
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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2024, 09:14:50 PM »
LEIPOLD CHARGED WITH QUADRUPLE MURDER

coach murders wife and kids after blowout loss to in-state rival.  ham and potatoes left speechless.

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2024, 09:12:18 AM »
Roadkill:  KU went on the road, got killed

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2024, 09:33:07 AM »
UNRIVALED - Katz Crush Hawks 45-17
In postgame presser Liepold claims MU is only true rival

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2024, 09:52:01 AM »
Jayhawks Entered Sweet 16 Celebration Expecting to Ride Home in a BMW M8 - Cats Deliver a 1998 Toyota Tercel and Send Them on Their Way

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2024, 10:13:30 AM »
:popcorn:

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2024, 11:20:44 AM »
TATERS ROLL!!!!!
Creepy, aging Squawk fanbase remain weird, smelly & obsessed with 'sheep hump' humor.

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2024, 11:37:58 AM »
Lie-pulled!
Kansas coach attacks ref, is removed from stadium by Manhattan Police. (Cats win 49-6)

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2024, 11:39:37 AM »
The Big Johnson is Giddens jobs done
Cat duo combines for 6 TDs in blowout in the flint hills.

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2024, 12:08:04 PM »
Blue Wings Rise in Stunning Rebuke of Trumpism, Good Guys Roll 319-219.
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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2024, 12:26:54 PM »
RUCK CHUCK…OH, F*CK
Jayhawks snatch defeat from jaws of victory in series of comedic gaffes/errors
KU falls to KState 45-0

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2024, 09:11:37 PM »
HAWKS OUTLAST CATS 7-3!

...at the midpoint of the first quarter, at which point the wildcats quit goofin' around en route to 52-10 blowout

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Re: HEADLINES: The Dillons (2024 Edition)
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2024, 10:52:42 PM »
I hope the team hasn't overlooked the beakers because I certainly have.
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