Foods on product labels currently in my shower

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Strawberry, lemon, honey, oatmeal, Quinoa (!?!), coconut, vanilla, spearmint, sugar

I'll update as my wife buys more shower products that contains stuff you normally eat.

Feel free to share the foods on your shower product labels in this thread as well.

[Stupid Fitz]

I'll have a shower beer on occasion.

[Brock Landers]

My Dove Men Care shampoo is the Caffeine + Menthol variety.  It's pretty great when you're running a little behind in the morning and don't quite have enough time to make coffee and rip on a lung dart.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

coconut, mainly

[ChiComCat]

I know I have some avocado

[star seed 7]

My shower has zero foods but I am a single male that uses dial 3-in-1

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My Dove Men Care shampoo is the Caffeine + Menthol variety.  It's pretty great when you're running a little behind in the morning and don't quite have enough time to make coffee and rip on a lung dart.

I lol'd at this. lol.

[pissclams]

my aveeno therapeutic shave gel has oats and vitamin e in it somehow

[meow meow]

is that like therapeutic hay?

[nicname]

Cucumber Melon

[pissclams]

is that like therapeutic hay?

idk what hay is tbh but I think its like therapeutic cereal

[Fldermaus]

My Dove Men Care shampoo is the Caffeine + Menthol variety.  It's pretty great when you're running a little behind in the morning and don't quite have enough time to make coffee and rip on a lung dart.

I have this exact thing. That's a brilliant description of the 'poo.
Also, I have some Doc Bronner's, which has oily extracts from just about every plant that grows from the earth.

[ChiComCat]

My Dove Men Care shampoo is the Caffeine + Menthol variety.  It's pretty great when you're running a little behind in the morning and don't quite have enough time to make coffee and rip on a lung dart.

I have this exact thing. That's a brilliant description of the 'poo.
Also, I have some Doc Bronner's, which has oily extracts from just about every plant that grows from the earth.

I use bronners for my ALL ONE religious learnings, not as soap

[meow meow]

is that like therapeutic hay?

idk what hay is tbh but I think its like therapeutic cereal

was referencing an old poster, wvu fan i think when they joined the 12

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Adding Brown Sugar and Butter. I assume to go along with the oatmeal. I wish she had something with cinnamon in there so I could just eat breakfast.

Also I noticed one of the conditioners says 'vegan recipe' on it.  (??)

[nicname]

Pine tar soap

[TheHamburglar]

Coconut.

Also, shower booze is great.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Almost all shampoos contain coconut. Source: my barber, who is very allergic to coconut, so she knows the like 3 total shampoos that are coconut-free.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

My Dove Men Care shampoo is the Caffeine + Menthol variety.  It's pretty great when you're running a little behind in the morning and don't quite have enough time to make coffee and rip on a lung dart.

A bit off topic but it sounds like you could benefit from practicing more mindfulness. Imagine how much more enjoyment you would get out of your morning if you prioritized giving yourself enough time for sipping your coffee and chuffing a fat dart?

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NEW FOOD IN MY SHOWER ALERT:  Goat Milk with Soothing Strawberry