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Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« on: August 15, 2024, 05:48:01 PM »
One of the beauties of modern medicine. They aren't just great for healing wounds but hangovers as well! Who has their own hyperbaric chamber (tell me the process  :Wha:)? Is anyone a part of those illustrious health spas that have them? goEMAW elites have been ITK about these things for a while and it's about time everyone else heard about it  :Chirp:


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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2024, 06:34:49 PM »
i think michael jackson had one


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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2024, 12:16:44 AM »
:gocho:

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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2024, 10:58:37 AM »
Imagine a technology that’s been a game-changer for astronauts, athletes, and wellness enthusiasts alike—a technology that can supercharge your body’s natural healing processes, boost your energy levels, and enhance your overall well-being. That’s exactly what a hyperbaric chamber offers!

So why not give yourself the ultimate boost? Embrace the future of wellness and let a hyperbaric chamber help you heal, perform, and rejuvenate like never before. Your body and mind will thank you!
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2024, 11:51:26 AM »
If you fart in the chamber does it filter it out or does the chamber crash? :dunno:
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2024, 11:58:56 AM »
It heals the fart back to pure oxygen
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2024, 12:21:02 PM »
If you fart in the chamber does it filter it out or does the chamber crash? :dunno:
It’s time to discover why it’s the ultimate game-changer for your well-being
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2024, 12:45:04 PM »
Winters got a new job selling such modern marvels?
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2024, 02:37:26 PM »
Winters got a new job selling such modern marvels?
Selling those futuristic bubbles where you basically take a power nap and wake up feeling like you’ve been to the moon and back. You know, the kind of contraption that makes you wonder if you're in a sci-fi movie or just accidentally walked into a high-tech spa sounds like quite a career!  :surprised:

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) gives a thumbs-up (BRO!) to hyperbaric therapy for serious stuff like chronic wounds, carbon monoxide poisoning, and radiation injuries. But let's be real—it’s also rumored to be the secret weapon for healing hangovers, because if it can fix deep-sea divers and astronauts, it might just save you from that “I swear I’ll never Pak  :katpak: again” Sunday morning!
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2024, 04:30:13 PM »
Winters got a new job selling such modern marvels?
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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) gives a thumbs-up (BRO!) to hyperbaric therapy for serious stuff like chronic wounds, carbon monoxide poisoning, and radiation injuries.
But, will it help lil SD's knees after a full bracket day in 105 degree?

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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2024, 04:45:03 PM »
Winters got a new job selling such modern marvels?
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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) gives a thumbs-up (BRO!) to hyperbaric therapy for serious stuff like chronic wounds, carbon monoxide poisoning, and radiation injuries.
But, will it help lil SD's knees after a full bracket day in 105 degree?
You can bet your tuckus it would help!
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2024, 04:51:17 PM »
Imagine you’re a goEMAW elite operative slipping into a high-tech chamber where only the coolest goEMAW elites get their top-secret recovery and rejuvenation. It’s like having your own personal BSAC headquarters where you recharge before the next big pak

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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2024, 04:58:38 PM »
Joe Rogan prob has one of these.
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2024, 11:51:10 AM »
Joe Rogan prob has one of these.
I can tell you confidently he is more of a hallucinogen guy and is not a part of the hyperbaric community
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2024, 09:16:00 PM »
Rogan ain’t about this life.

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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2024, 10:24:57 PM »
Joe Rogan prob has one of these.
iirc he's a sensory deprivation tank guy.

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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2024, 10:33:04 PM »
Imagine not knowing Rogan is a Sauna and Cold Plunge guy
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2024, 04:02:46 PM »
I'm in one right now.

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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2024, 04:22:12 PM »
I'm in one right now.

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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2024, 04:46:16 PM »


are you a tiny bit afraid they will forget about you?

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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2024, 04:53:10 PM »
No, they come over all the time and we give each other :thumbs:  There’s also a zipper right above me.

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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2024, 04:58:28 PM »
Looking straight up. That's a window above the zipper.




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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2024, 05:16:29 PM »
What does this apparatus do?

Also, there is a place with a sensory deprivation tank in ICT. It’s not too much $$$ to use. Not sure if Kroger brand or not.
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Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2024, 05:26:43 PM »
What does this apparatus do?

https://www.washingtonhyperbarics.com/index.html

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