Author Topic: Coach Walz (Read 9666 times)

steve dave · « **on:** August 10, 2024, 10:52:23 PM »

Master thread to discuss this guy

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steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2024, 10:53:07 PM »

Knows ball obviously

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2024, 10:55:26 PM »

Seems to be a cool normal dude who loves to serve his country and coach football.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:00:33 PM »

The thing I like most about him is how I relate to him and that he’s not weird AF

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Spracne · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:01:40 PM »

Trojan horse who will turn America socialist. Also, steals valor in addition to your hard-earned money.

Tobias · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:02:02 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 10, 2024, 10:53:07 PM

Knows ball obviously

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i went ahead and locked his thread on the football board since his dominance in that arena has already been thoroughly documented, master thread good idea

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:21:59 PM »

Sometimes allows horseplay

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Spracne · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:26:42 PM »

Stop trying to make "horse ejaculate" happen.

The fact that that's the thing that popped into Jr.'s mind (and then Dax's) is so ... weird.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:32:15 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on August 10, 2024, 11:26:42 PM

Stop trying to make "horse ejaculate" happen.

The fact that that's the thing that popped into Jr.'s mind (and then Dax's) is so ... weird.

The fact that you get triggered by it is just amazing, but absolutely on brand

Your weirdo Veep nominee was talking about Vance and couches just the other day you ginormous derp

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:32:42 PM »

It's very weird, unlike coach walz who seems like he could live next to my parents and talk about the weather with my dad.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:34:24 PM »

While he was telling your dad’s neighbors to “snitch on that MF’er” if he stepped outside back during Covid

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:35:25 PM »

Uh... OK dax

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:36:27 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on August 10, 2024, 11:35:25 PM

Uh... OK dax

Doesn’t even know his movements fascistic Veep candidate.

SMDH

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Tobias · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2024, 11:42:47 PM »

coach not being fazed about maga fantasizing about fake equine sex is a good quality imo

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2024, 12:01:39 AM »

Coach still jokes about couches, teachers lounge secretly keeps a cringe jar based on couch mentions.

Several faculty have talked about reporting him to the board if he keeps faking disabilities.

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Tobias · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2024, 12:06:03 AM »

also, pro cannabis? pretty great, like that from a coach

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2024, 12:10:55 AM »

Been warned to stop saying things like “I Fallujah’d my ass off” by the other veterans down at the VFW Hall

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2024, 12:15:32 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on August 11, 2024, 12:06:03 AM

also, pro cannabis? pretty great, like that from a coach

I would share a J with coach walz

wetwillie · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2024, 06:20:29 AM »

He's Walz'd his way right into my heart

cfbandyman · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2024, 09:02:34 AM »

He can turn around a HS football team he can do the same for the democratic party winning this election

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2024, 11:24:27 AM »

Not being an insider with stocks and also being very dedicated to his fellow citizens both in his state and country make him relatable

chum1 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 15, 2024, 06:22:58 AM »

https://x.com/igorbobic/status/1823918804507804133

michigancat · « **Reply #22 on:** August 15, 2024, 06:43:00 AM »

Quote from: chum1 on August 15, 2024, 06:22:58 AM

https://x.com/igorbobic/status/1823918804507804133

LMAO

steve dave · « **Reply #23 on:** August 15, 2024, 08:47:52 AM »

He knows ball

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wELLsculptedbrows · « **Reply #24 on:** August 15, 2024, 08:56:16 AM »

https://twitter.com/bellwak/status/1820917458787512817

Coach knows D-FENS wins championships.