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Bye Texass and joklahoma
« on: July 01, 2024, 05:00:47 AM »
Enjoy life being a mediocre mid level team in the sec. EMAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2024, 07:08:56 AM »
Good bye assholes.
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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2024, 08:26:22 AM »
Kick their asses, Brad!  :cool:
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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2024, 08:46:49 AM »
Welp, now I know kcnut posts on The Phog.

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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2024, 09:03:58 AM »
I know we would like to think that, Brad, but Texas is going to take over that mediocre conference.

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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2024, 09:05:12 AM »
Welp, now I know kcnut posts on The Phog.
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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2024, 09:06:06 AM »
Being mediocre in the sec is still better than being mediocre in the big12
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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2024, 09:18:47 AM »
From a financial perspective that is absolutely true. The mid to lower tiers of the SEC are absolutely defined by schools and fanbases who are just happy to be here/there.

There is a group of SEC schools that collectively haven't won a conference football championship in over 5 centuries.


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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2024, 09:41:17 AM »
Let's also take a moment of remembrance for the Long Horn Network and the Pac-12 Network

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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2024, 10:26:54 AM »
Being from an ancient civilization, I'm bummed to see Oklahoma leave after having grown up watching the land thieves beat the Cats like rented mules.  Now that K-State is more or less playing even with OU, the Sooners leave the conference.  That sucks.  Texas....well they mump up every conference they're a part of, so you could probably estimate there to be Texas problems in the SEC within the next dozen years or so.

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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2024, 10:36:55 AM »
I mean we got Colorado back, who knows maybe Mizzou and OU and Nubbs return at some point. At this juncture anything is possible. 
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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2024, 10:38:19 AM »
Texas, you won't be missed.  Kindly GTFO.  OU, maybe I'll miss you guys a teeny tiny bit since we were in a conference together for hundreds of years but overall not sad so you and your ridiculous Boomer Sooner song can also kindly GTFO.

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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2024, 10:47:39 AM »
Texas, you won't be missed.  Kindly GTFO.  OU, maybe I'll miss you guys a teeny tiny bit since we were in a conference together for hundreds of years but overall not sad so you and your ridiculous Boomer Sooner song can also kindly GTFO.

Big facts, was thinking about how much more I'll enjoy watching games/not having to put a game on mute
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2024, 11:11:28 AM »
Texas, you won't be missed.  Kindly GTFO.  OU, maybe I'll miss you guys a teeny tiny bit since we were in a conference together for hundreds of years but overall not sad so you and your ridiculous Boomer Sooner song can also kindly GTFO.

Big facts, was thinking about how much more I'll enjoy watching games/not having to put a game on mute

I programmed my TV to play the Barney theme song in place of the Boomer Sooner song.  You hear an awful lot of "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family" during OU games, but it's better than what I'd otherwise hear. 

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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2024, 11:15:32 AM »
Texas, you won't be missed.  Kindly GTFO.  OU, maybe I'll miss you guys a teeny tiny bit since we were in a conference together for hundreds of years but overall not sad so you and your ridiculous Boomer Sooner song can also kindly GTFO.

Big facts, was thinking about how much more I'll enjoy watching games/not having to put a game on mute

I programmed my TV to play the Barney theme song in place of the Boomer Sooner song.  You hear an awful lot of "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family" during OU games, but it's better than what I'd otherwise hear.
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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2024, 11:51:20 AM »
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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2024, 11:51:53 AM »
I mean we got Colorado back, who knows maybe Mizzou and OU and Nubbs return at some point. At this juncture anything is possible.

This is my little hope against hope pipe dream.
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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2024, 12:43:00 PM »
I mean we got Colorado back, who knows maybe Mizzou and OU and Nubbs return at some point. At this juncture anything is possible.

This is my little hope against hope pipe dream.

Same. The original Big 8 was just such a solid conference.

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Texas....well they mump up every conference they're a part of, so you could probably estimate there to be Texas problems in the SEC within the next dozen years or so.

Without a doubt. They'll be one of the first to start crying about how some of the "happy to be there" schools in the conference aren't pulling their weight and are killing TV ratings. With them it's just a matter of time.
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Re: Bye Texass and joklahoma
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2024, 03:13:42 PM »
Texas, you won't be missed.  Kindly GTFO.  OU, maybe I'll miss you guys a teeny tiny bit since we were in a conference together for hundreds of years but overall not sad so you and your ridiculous Boomer Sooner song can also kindly GTFO.
serious question does that song have any lyrics other than boomer sooner? I mean it kinda doesn't work to just repeat boomer sooner over and over again b/c you'd end on a "soon" without the "er" but i doubt such things would be a deterrent for your typical OU fan.