Greg you should start collecting fancy whiskey/bourbon. And sure that may SOUND expensive but like, don't order crap online just make a scavenger hunt of it. Like ok today I'm going to go to a few liquor stores and see if I can find a bottle of Blanton's. Chances are you won't, and the act of the hunt is what kind of becomes fun. And when you do find it, cool! And you probably won't want to chug it that fast bc of how long it took you to find it. And then after a couple years you got you a Garrison Bros, a Stagg, maybe a Weller's. Classy ASF.
Also, you'll look like a gentleman about town when hosting guests. In fact the most expensive aspect of this hobby is the velvet smoking jackets you will want to have when hosting sexy parties