Author Topic: What happened to Kate Middleton? (Read 692 times)

chum1 · « **on:** March 12, 2024, 01:35:57 PM »

Seems kinda weird.

https://twitter.com/rubynaldrett/status/1767184942859997400

https://twitter.com/mrliamwest/status/1767559938841231523

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2024, 01:45:10 PM »

I wish dax posted in flyertalk

ben ji · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2024, 02:02:03 PM »

Despite caring absolutely zero about the royal family (#1776) I am totally invested in all the random conspiracy theories because of how bad their pr team botched this.

Was her surgery for cancer?

Did will beat her up bad?

Are they getting a divorce?

Stay tuned to find out!

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2024, 02:43:25 PM »

Pretty sure they are just trying to hide the fact that she and her kids have more hands than they are supposed to. Not that big a deal IMO.

bucket · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2024, 02:44:53 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on March 12, 2024, 02:02:03 PM

Despite caring absolutely zero about the royal family (#1776) I am totally invested in all the random conspiracy theories because of how bad their pr team botched this.

Was her surgery for cancer?

Did will beat her up bad?

Are they getting a divorce?

Stay tuned to find out!

William cheated on her and she is not having it!

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2024, 05:00:52 PM »

Can someone ELI5 what is going on here?

ben ji · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2024, 05:27:43 PM »

Quote from: DaBigTrain on March 12, 2024, 05:00:52 PM

Can someone ELI5 what is going on here?

The princess(?) of the UK has not made a public appearance since Christmas. About a month ago the PR team announced she was undergoing "abdominal surgery". Supposedly her husband, the future king has only visited a couple of times.

Mother's Day in the UK was a couple of days ago and she posted an obviously photoshopped picture of her and the kids.

Everyone says "yo this is totes photoshopped from different pictures"...she supposedly responds by saying she was playing around with Photoshop by herself to make the pics look better.

Also there is some sort of ai generated picture of her riding in the car on some estate while she was recovering where the car had 5 tires.

It's pretty LOL

wetwillie · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2024, 05:35:22 PM »

Why wouldn't they just say she's dead?

ben ji · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2024, 05:48:32 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on March 12, 2024, 05:35:22 PM

Why wouldn't they just say she's dead?

She has been kidnapped and is currently being held by Palestinian terrorists underneath a pizza place in DC.

It's a very delicate situation.

Spracne · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2024, 05:59:28 PM »

I feel like we need 'clams in here to pitch us on the future hit TV show, "What's the Matter with Kate?"

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2024, 06:31:53 PM »

A) she definitely is someone who could benefit from a BBL
B) who knows, I'm just sayin'

catastrophe · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2024, 07:01:31 PM »

I’m hearing a lot of speculation about a BBL. Very possible she hasn’t been seen in public because her new enormous ass won’t fit in a standard seat.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2024, 08:30:46 PM »

Quote from: DaBigTrain on March 12, 2024, 05:00:52 PM

Can someone ELI5 what is going on here?

The public found out she and her kids have way more hands than they are supposed to so the Crown is in full damage control.

bucket · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2024, 08:54:31 PM »

This is a real life black mirror episode!

https://twitter.com/StephanieRiou/status/1769824047490105457

Spracne · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2024, 09:16:10 PM »

There's a simple explanation, but for some reason the Royals love palace intrigue while also purportedly eschewing it.

KITNfury · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2024, 09:18:59 PM »

If she was OK, it sure seems like she would just do a quick social media vid saying "hey everyone, I'm ok". But, what do I know.

ben ji · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2024, 09:20:00 PM »

Obama visited the royals this week and escorted kate back to a secret layer underneath a pizza place in DC.

bucket · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2024, 09:31:51 PM »

I felt kind of bad after posting that because I read it might be a hysterectomy.

Spracne · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2024, 09:42:23 PM »

Quote from: bucket on March 18, 2024, 09:31:51 PM

I felt kind of bad after posting that because I read it might be a hysterectomy.

Tbh, that was my reading of "abdominal surgery." However, my eyes have been opened about Obama taking her to a "secret layer". It could be multiple things, including a torrid affair that has left Kate nonplussed about doing the Royals any favors.

Pete · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2024, 10:15:05 PM »

Obama was there to congratulate her and wish her a quick recovery from her abortion.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #20 on:** March 19, 2024, 08:22:33 AM »

Quote from: ben ji on March 18, 2024, 09:20:00 PM

Obama visited the royals this week and escorted kate back to a secret layer underneath a pizza place in DC.

Does he have extra hands too

steve dave · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2024, 01:10:05 PM »

cancer

chum1 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2024, 01:27:34 PM »

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #23 on:** March 22, 2024, 01:55:48 PM »

Royal family: has opportunity to garner some legit sympathy and compassion from the world

Also royal family: hold my warm lager…

wetwillie · « **Reply #24 on:** March 22, 2024, 02:00:43 PM »

I thought we dumped their tea into the harbor to get rid of them. Still cutting into our broadcasts 300 years later.