So what’s going on at MIchigan?

[star seed 7]

I had always though of myself as Team Michigan, but this stuff has me leaning Team Buckeye. Interesting times we live in.

same.  osu is disgusting but good grief is this embarrassing for michigan.

[MakeItRain]

https://twitter.com/on3sports/status/1720486503904636999

 

This tweet was so rough ridin' stupid that I had to read the first half of the article twice. I literally couldn't believe that Michigan thinks that Ohio State finding out they were cheating is some kind of a gotcha. Then I had to read the replies to make sure I was interpreting the article correctly.

I'm constantly amazed at how these Big 10 schools live in echo chambers that causes their administrations to make poor decisions.

[Pete]

This thing just keep getting weirder.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/michigan-rb-blake-corum-denies-any-business-link-to-ex-analyst-connor-stalions-my-attorneys-are-on-it/

[ChiComCat]

The whole B10 is disgusting.  Not one reputable, nice-smelling institution amongst them. 

[ben ji]

This is the perfect CFB "scandal".

No rape/hazing/criminal stuff just a superfan who writes manifestos (while selling vacuums on the side) trying and failing to be a 007 spy and causing every other big10 team to cheat because he was good at his job. Just a constant drip of new details.

The only other scandal that comes close was the pole assassin monkey biting thing out of Texas a while back.

[Pete]

The Michigan running back denying involvement in an LLC registered in his name and the name of the super fan (which may or may not relate to Wyoming land scheme) is quite an eyebrow raiser.

[Pete]

I mean, how many other LLC’s across the country does this guy have with other Michigan players?   WE DO NOT KNOW!

[Spracne]

I mean, how many other LLC’s across the country does this guy have with other Michigan players?   WE DO NOT KNOW!

Yeah, it's not like you have to show up and present a photo ID to form a LLC. It would be easy as hell to falsely list a name as an organizing member. The question is: why?

Also, there's something I really like about the way this RB guy talks. These quotes are funny to me:

"I know exactly what you're talking about," Corum told reporters.  "My first time hearing it was when I went out to practice. First of all, I have no businesses with him. I don't have any business with Connor or anything like that. But I'm glad whoever found it, whoever was searching the web was able to find that. I appreciate you. My attorneys are on it. We'll definitely get that figured out right away and give my name taken off or whatever it is."

* * *

"That's something I'm not really into," Corum said. "Vacuums aren't my thing. I'm a clean person, but I'm not a cleaner. Vacuums aren't my thing. I don't know anything about that."

[wetwillie]

Wait you can form an llc with an unknowing participant? 

[Spracne]

Wait you can form an llc with an unknowing participant?

Yes. I've formed many LLCs. Only one person has to sign and file electronically. That one person can list Jesus Christ, the Prophet Muhammad, or anyone else as an additional member. (The owners of LLCs are referred to as "members," to be clear.) You don't even need to provide DL numbers, birthdates, SSNs--just a name.

[muqluk]

Wait you can form an llc with an unknowing participant?

Yes. I've formed many LLCs. Only one person has to sign and file electronically. That one person can list Jesus Christ, the Prophet Muhammad, or anyone else as an additional member. (The owners of LLCs are referred to as "members," to be clear.) You don't even need to provide DL numbers, birthdates, SSNs--just a name.

Encouraging

[bananaeater]

"That's something I'm not really into," Corum said. "Vacuums aren't my thing. I'm a clean person, but I'm not a cleaner. Vacuums aren't my thing. I don't know anything about that."

This reads like a quote from donald trump if he were accused of sleeping with a housecleaner. 

[MakeItRain]

This is the perfect CFB "scandal".

No rape/hazing/criminal stuff just a superfan who writes manifestos (while selling vacuums on the side) trying and failing to be a 007 spy and causing every other big10 team to cheat because he was good at his job. Just a constant drip of new details.

The only other scandal that comes close was the pole assassin monkey biting thing out of Texas a while back.

Yes, ben ji!

[Kid In the Hall]

Once the Big Ten imposes whatever penalties they're going to impose, Michigan is probably going to sue the league, which means that two of the power 5 conferences will be in the process of being sued by their own member institutions.

What crazy times we live in...

[wetwillie]

I think it will result in seeing in helmet comms being a thing for college football.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

I think it will result in seeing in helmet comms being a thing for college football.

Do they get a fresh playclock if purport the QCOMM isn’t working?

[Spracne]

https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1720996554285170708?s=20

[MadCat]

 

[Spracne]

It got me good. Literal lol, and I appreciate the humor to do it while also getting the piss knocked out of you.

[Hurricane Cat]

It got me good. Literal lol, and I appreciate the humor to do it while also getting the piss knocked out of you.

so good 

[ChiComCat]

At least their gameday experience staff are getting a W

[wetwillie]

Better than MSU putting a picture of hitler on the jumbo tron

[Katpappy]

I think it will result in seeing in helmet comms being a thing for college football.

Do they get a fresh playclock if purport the QCOMM isn’t working?

The broke and cheap G5 schools don't have the money for such luxuries.

[star seed 7]

of course they do

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Harbaugh suspended by big 10 for the rest of the season.