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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2023, 01:11:43 PM »
Doing word association instead to inform myself if I like any of them.

baylor: waco
byu: weird
ucf: geographically correct
cincy: huggins
houston: minor-league
isu: suicide
ku: squawks
ksu: gE
osu: racists
tcu: suburb
tech: juggalos
wvu: coonskin
arizona: sand
asu: sand
colorado: piss
utah: redskins?

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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2023, 02:00:01 PM »
Elite: Arizona State, Kansas State.
'Eff 'em: Everyone else.

I give you your new Big XII overlords president Michael Crow & athletic director Ray Anderson (honestly I suspect this is a deepfake but watch out for Crow wanting to drag the Big XII into the 23rd century ....):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnpneBH75ww
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2023, 02:56:59 PM »
Has anyone visited the boards of our new wannabe peers to invite them to GE? I never took the trouble with Cincy, Micky Mouse and Houston because I thought we could do so much better.


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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2023, 03:26:23 PM »
I believe we may be the last actually active message board in existence

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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2023, 03:58:10 PM »
The whole reason the PAC died is that their fan bases dgaf about sports. I doubt they have a thriving message board.
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2023, 04:00:35 PM »
Maybe I'm just not gE enough and I'm doing it wrong but don't you want your conference to be filled with a bunch of teams you don't like?

The way all fans have gotten during realignment makes it hard to mock rednecks for sec-sec-sec.

We don't get to form a gang with the teams in our conference and go fight the other conferences/gangs.

We'd murder those big 10 nerds
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« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2023, 04:02:54 PM »
Maybe I'm just not gE enough and I'm doing it wrong but don't you want your conference to be filled with a bunch of teams you don't like?

The way all fans have gotten during realignment makes it hard to mock rednecks for sec-sec-sec.

We don't get to form a gang with the teams in our conference and go fight the other conferences/gangs.

That's the thing, they have their stupid ass SEC SEC crap but could you imagine a SEC fan base outside of Vanderbilt talking about the likeability of the other bubbas? They routinely commit crimes against each other in the name of sports fandom. Their conference is the most fun because they're fanatical about how much they hate each other.

Yeah, I in no way ever want ksu in the sec. No thanks, keep your money.
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2023, 04:04:18 PM »
(would accept a big 10 invite if we could bring the squawks)
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2023, 04:24:28 PM »
The real question is what are the Aggie nicknames for all the new editions. I feel like I just settled on the first 4

BYU = MountainMeadowsAggie
Central Florida = MouseAggie
Houston = CommuterAggie
Cincinnati = SpaghettiAggie

Colorado already has their Aggie name from before but what are the others?

Colorado = WeedAggie (duh)
Utah = TruckstopAggie?
Arizona = CactusAggie? Maybe DesertAggie? (Not to be confused with Tech's SandAggie
Arizona State  = PartyAggie? SunAggie?

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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2023, 04:54:02 PM »
Anything BYU that isn't about sister wives or gold tablets or something is out

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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2023, 04:54:46 PM »
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2023, 04:55:29 PM »
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #37 on: August 05, 2023, 04:58:36 PM »
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This makes them sound cool though
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2023, 04:59:52 PM »
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2023, 05:05:58 PM »
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2023, 05:09:42 PM »
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #41 on: August 05, 2023, 05:11:06 PM »
I think Felix Rex used to be a Mormon whisperer, not sure if he's around or not anymore
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #42 on: August 05, 2023, 05:11:40 PM »
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This seems perfect
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #43 on: August 05, 2023, 05:40:44 PM »
The real question is what are the Aggie nicknames for all the new editions. I feel like I just settled on the first 4

BYU = MountainMeadowsAggie
Central Florida = MouseAggie
Houston = CommuterAggie
Cincinnati = SpaghettiAggie

Colorado already has their Aggie name from before but what are the others?

Colorado = WeedAggie (duh)
Utah = TruckstopAggie?
Arizona = CactusAggie? Maybe DesertAggie? (Not to be confused with Tech's SandAggie
Arizona State  = PartyAggie? SunAggie?
TruckstopAggie for spite is perfect

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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2023, 06:09:22 PM »
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2023, 06:26:54 PM »
what, no MagicUnderwearAggie?

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Re: Rank the new Big 12
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2023, 07:02:32 PM »
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2023, 07:49:43 PM »
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Re: Rank the new Big 12
« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2023, 07:58:04 PM »
The real question is what are the Aggie nicknames for all the new editions. I feel like I just settled on the first 4


Arizona State  = PartyAggie? SunAggie?

Do not feel good about this - it gives them too much credit.  These guys were key players in killing the PAC (by stupidity, not by actual intent - that video of Crow in this thread says it all).  I am sad SandAggie is taken.  GlassAggie, maybe (molten sand and/or meth - but still sounds too cool).  BurnAggie? 

Most of the others listed in this thread are solid.  And yes, Truck Stop Aggie is great to spite Utah.