Author Topic: Mickey Mouse in the House (Read 5217 times)

Katpappy · « **on:** July 13, 2023, 11:48:21 PM »

Folks, I have been watching Big XII days, and this loser HC who got tossed out of the SEC says he's going to invade our House with a Mickey Mouse team of I'm not sure, but I hope it's not rodents. I know this is not good news but what are we going to do?

Katpappy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2023, 12:13:03 AM »

Is anybody thinking we should bring large glue traps get in case one of them tries to run? I also have anti-rodent noise emitters that should scare them if they get near the end zone. Guys, it's important that we have a plan or we may end up with a rodent infestation. We only got a few months to control this invasion and let's get this problem figgered out.

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2023, 08:12:06 AM »

katdaddy, YES!

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2023, 08:38:07 AM »

Brad?

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2023, 08:54:28 AM »

I've been preparing for this since a child.

Katpappy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2023, 09:35:20 AM »

I have been pondering this all night and was wondering if we should call animal control in case we lose control and they are running all over the place. I know we got experts with animals from all the KILLING ANIMALS stories and we could use your advice. Tell us your secrets and don't worry since we'll keep them to ourselves. Also, no one reads this board so we don't need to worry about these UCF rodents' finding out.

Katpappy · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2023, 11:42:51 AM »

I just can't believe the conference let us down by scheduling this rag-tag group of rodents to appear in our beautiful home BSFS; the home of the most hated fan base in the Big XII. I have heard rumors of their tags-along being undesirable and somewhat hated after they invaded other stadiums. I do agree that rodents are nasty and hard to control. I believe Danie Green has experience stomping rodents but if they get away from him we got KD and some new ends to help in keeping them from running very far.

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2023, 11:45:07 AM »

Quote from: Katpappy on July 14, 2023, 09:35:20 AM

I have been pondering this all night and was wondering if we should call animal control in case we lose control and they are running all over the place. I know we got experts with animals from all the KILLING ANIMALS stories and we could use your advice. Tell us your secrets and don't worry since we'll keep them to ourselves. Also, no one reads this board so we don't need to worry about these UCF rodents' finding out.

It's important to handle situations involving animals responsibly and safely. If you're experiencing an issue with animals running loose, contacting your local animal control would be a good idea. They are trained professionals who can provide appropriate assistance and ensure the well-being of both humans and animals involved. Animal control services exist to address such situations and can offer expert guidance tailored to your specific circumstances.

Spracne · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2023, 11:52:03 AM »

ChatDBT

Katpappy · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2023, 12:18:14 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on July 14, 2023, 11:52:03 AM

ChatDBT

Spracne, the jewel of this board, ChatDBT

Katpappy · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2023, 12:50:08 PM »

BIG Update: I just found out that their lead rodent comes from a real team, Auburn. Their HC brought him with him to the rodent bounce house and they call him John Rhys Plumlee. Mousethon called his two-sport rodent a phenomenon with a cheese-flavored ball. Folks, BIG TIME ALERT, we need to hide the cheese. This info. needs to get to CK and Klandeeman so they can plan for these cheesy rodents.

ben ji · « **Reply #11 on:** July 15, 2023, 10:51:09 AM »

Remember the last time these rodents played in beautiful BSFS? God tried to wipe us off the map with a giant storm.

Katpappy · « **Reply #12 on:** July 18, 2023, 03:07:08 AM »

Very enjoyable game. I'll never forget the snipper nailing their WR in full stride.

Winters · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2023, 11:15:32 AM »

If they bring us Publix chicken tender subs, I will consider being nice to them. If not, I will, and I strongly encourage the rest of you as well to treat these people like trash.

GregKSU1027 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2023, 12:31:30 PM »

I too require Publix Subs. But one of every kind for scientific reasons. Will trade MBC Beer fer subs.

Winters · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2023, 02:26:27 PM »

Quote from: GregKSU1027 on July 19, 2023, 12:31:30 PM

I too require Publix Subs. But one of every kind for scientific reasons. Will trade MBC Beer fer subs.

This goodbuddy gets it

Katpappy · « **Reply #16 on:** July 20, 2023, 12:01:08 AM »

Does anyone have a hankering for the grilled rat, just in case some UCF fans come strolling around one of our pac tailgates?

Katpappy · « **Reply #17 on:** September 22, 2023, 10:23:51 PM »

NEWS TO USE: Head rodent coming tomorrow with a bunch of Mini Mouse descendants. Heard their top rat was injured and their HC is scared of WILDCATS since they have been known to devour rodents just for the joy of it.
SCORE: 48-21 another win for the WILDCATS!

cfbandyman · « **Reply #18 on:** September 23, 2023, 09:05:43 AM »

https://twitter.com/nocontextcfb/status/1705582792850215128

MakeItRain · « **Reply #19 on:** September 23, 2023, 10:11:22 AM »

UCF twitter accounts are pretty excited to be playing our cats today. A lot of really good content.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** September 23, 2023, 11:50:17 AM »

Another non-con? Crap, let's get into the Big 12 slate already.

Katpappy · « **Reply #21 on:** September 23, 2023, 07:09:29 PM »

I have heard rumors from a very reliable source; both CK's have got together this week and they have a plan for very effective mousetrap.

michigancat · « **Reply #22 on:** September 23, 2023, 07:11:12 PM »

I mean it was a good run but Howard looked gimpier after that run

Katpappy · « **Reply #23 on:** September 23, 2023, 07:12:19 PM »

It seems the trap is working. T's and P's for the ex-G5 UCF.

CHONGS · « **Reply #24 on:** September 23, 2023, 07:12:25 PM »

Man I'd love a big W tonight