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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2023, 04:41:31 PM »
i can't imagine wanting to crunch down on some p's in the middle of your sandwich when smooth is available.

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2023, 05:10:56 PM »
luckily for SF, pretty much every single grocery store in america has that station next to the bulk items, with the hoppers filled with almonds and peanuts and maybe even pecans? but anyway he can just go to the peanut one and make his own, sugar free peanut puree but like, there are easier ways to induce vomit like have you tried syrup of ipecac?

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2023, 05:16:06 PM »
i can't imagine wanting to crunch down on some p's in the middle of your sandwich when smooth is available.

smooth corn syrup spread + grape jelly and this guy wants to sound like the adult in the room

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2023, 05:29:25 PM »
I myself barter fresh peanuts from my neighbor down the way in exchange for vegetables from our garden and use a mortar and pestle to grind them into a paste. Then, I gather fresh blackberries from a field near my house, which my wife uses to make fresh blackberry jam. We then spread each on a piece of fresh old world bread and enjoy a slice of the good life. Buon Appetito.
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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2023, 05:49:18 PM »
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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2023, 06:23:34 PM »
The important thing is cutting the bread on a diagonal. The sandwich is going to taste just fine, regardless of what peanut butter or jelly you use.

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2023, 07:14:30 PM »
My favorite is banana jam
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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2023, 10:16:20 PM »
Smooth peanut butter for smooth brains

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2023, 11:27:56 PM »
Peanut butter is rough ridin' gross no matter how it’s prepared
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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2023, 08:22:14 AM »
Peanut butter is rough ridin' gross no matter how it’s prepared

Other than chips, peanut butter on a banana is the best food jesus or whoever invented.

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2023, 08:31:08 AM »
I myself barter fresh peanuts from my neighbor down the way in exchange for vegetables from our garden and use a mortar and pestle to grind them into a paste. Then, I gather fresh blackberries from a field near my house, which my wife uses to make fresh blackberry jam. We then spread each on a piece of fresh old world bread and enjoy a slice of the good life. Buon Appetito.

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2023, 08:56:34 AM »
It's Blackberry and it's not close

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2023, 09:02:25 AM »
big fan of beehive jam here, but it doesn’t have the same satisfying slurpy texture as a good fruit jam.

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2023, 09:03:46 AM »
I PB both sides of bread, but one half is thicker than the other, then I really swirl around the jelly into the thicker blob of pb to help prevent drippage.

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2023, 09:19:58 AM »
-Extra Crunchy Jif
-Strawberry Preserves
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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2023, 09:54:53 AM »
I'm a little hung up on the people that said they like crunchy pb

you mean adults?
I only buy crunchy, Blackberry and Strawberry Jam are better than grape.
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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2023, 10:03:34 AM »
Smucker's Concord Grape JAM.

Jelly is for losers.

I do have a soft spot for strawberry preserves having eating more than my fair share of pb&p sandies growing up.
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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2023, 10:05:41 AM »
i can't imagine wanting to crunch down on some p's in the middle of your sandwich when smooth is available.

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2023, 10:23:42 AM »
I don't think they even make such a thing as strawberry jelly.  Strawberry jam is my jam.

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2023, 10:44:12 AM »
Bonne Maman Four Fruit Preserves is tops.

There are only four ingredients in it: fruit, brown cane sugar, lemon juice and pectin.

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2023, 11:54:57 AM »
you know who makes some pretty good preserves/jams/butters/jellies/etc.  with minimal ingredients is those amish (maybe also mennonites i'm not totally sure on that)

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2023, 01:10:18 PM »
I am not in any way a picky eater. I like to try new foods and to eat many different cuisines. The list of things I avoid eating is short. Grape Jelly is on the list.

When I was a small child for like a year I had to take some super bitter medicine for my asthma. My Mother would feed it to me in a spoon full of grape jelly. I can't eat it ever again.

I'm good with Rasp Jam, Orange Marm, Apricot Spread, literally anything but grape jelly.

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2023, 01:40:30 PM »
Grape jelly is by far the most removed from the actual fruit. I don't think you could make grape jelly at home from grapes

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2023, 01:42:06 PM »
Grape jelly is by far the most removed from the actual fruit. I don't think you could make grape jelly at home from grapes

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Re: Favorite J in a PB&J
« Reply #49 on: May 03, 2023, 01:50:58 PM »
Sometimes I use whole fruit as a sub for the j. Like strawberry or banana or apple slices . Or raisins