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texas wants more power, more money, their own network, the ability to play in bcs like every year (increased chance at mnc). how do they do this???



a)big10- makes no sense-way to far away, cold. bad for recruiting as parents would not go that far away to watch games.
b)sec- makes no sense-partial qualifiers, incredible cheaters, v good at fball, florida, too dang hard.
c)pac10- makes some sense- but still far away and will the tv numbers work out? prob not. not college sports territory. bad deal.
d)big12- best option- all schools are close. stick with already built in rivals. easy drive for parents of highschool fball players they recruit.




q. but how can they get more power, money, own network and ability to play in bcs every year/even more than they have recently??? i mean, they are already in this conference?
a. new tv contracts (money and own network). less opposition (more power). no conf title game (easier to make it to bcs and mnc games)




PLAN:

need to get rid of two of the big 12 nortards to scare the crap of the remaining. kstate and iowa st have no fracking options whatsoever. screw them. same w/ ku. if we get rid of one or two of the other three than those guys have no choice but to cave on whatever we want. plus if we can get rid of two then no conf title game. that leaves us w/ nubbs, mizz and colorado. how can we get rid of them? plan a- big10 might take mu and nubbs off our hand. they would def take nubbs at least. if not... we'll go to plan b.


plan a- big12 conference talks coming up. let's give nubbs and mu an ultimatum and a deadline and also make sure that they know that we are considering leaving too and that the confy is very unstable and that if we (texas and south teams) leave they are stuck w/ nortards and shitty tv deal. hopefully the big10 offers both and we can basically own the remaining tards for the rest of existence. there are now two north teams gone. the ability of the north to retreat and regroup is fracking dead. dead. their two best recent fball teams are nu and mu and they are gone.

plan b- same as plan a, but under the assumption that big10 doesn't fall for mutard bait. get group of five together with cu (six total) and plan for move to pac10. make sure that everyone knows that baylor could screw this all up if we wait too long. convince pac10 to jump on cu. there are now two north teams gone. the ability of the north to retreat and regroup is fracking dead. dead. their two best historically good fball teams are nu and cu and they are gone.



now they own five schools (four nortards and baylor) that can't go anywhere and they really won't have a choice but to give texas whatever they want.


tell me this ksucatfans...is it kind of weird that utah was over kansas as the last team going into the pac10 and that baylor wasn't even brought up again??? or not!  :surprised:



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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2010, 07:21:31 PM »
I'm on board.  BMW will probably disagree.

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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 07:43:59 PM »
add in that ut gets to ditch ugly/smelly nu fans and it makes sense.

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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2010, 08:16:16 PM »
Was Beebe involved in UT's master plan?

 I vote not, because he sounded like a whipped dog last Friday and I don't think he could be that good of an actor. 


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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 08:21:13 PM »
Was Beebe involved in UT's master plan?

 I vote not, because he sounded like a whipped dog last Friday and I don't think he could be that good of an actor. 



no. no beebe. ksu was probably in on it, but no way was anybody else. facts are facts.

fact-deloss is bigtime emaw. losing nebraska to the north and cu to the west helps out kstate. add the recent twice daily AA dallas flights and the fact that ksu got nbaf over texas, which at the time seemed shady at best and i think it's pretty obvious that texas either acted alone or acted w/ the help of ksu.

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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2010, 08:27:40 PM »
Was Beebe involved in UT's master plan?

 I vote not, because he sounded like a whipped dog last Friday and I don't think he could be that good of an actor. 



no. no beebe. ksu was probably in on it, but no way was anybody else. facts are facts.

fact-deloss is bigtime emaw. losing nebraska to the north and cu to the west helps out kstate. add the recent twice daily AA dallas flights and the fact that ksu got nbaf over texas, which at the time seemed shady at best and i think it's pretty obvious that texas either acted alone or acted w/ the help of ksu.

What about the idea that we sent Deloss to Texas 30 years ago to enact this master plan?
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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2010, 08:28:25 PM »
tl;dr

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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2010, 08:39:22 PM »
Was Beebe involved in UT's master plan?

 I vote not, because he sounded like a whipped dog last Friday and I don't think he could be that good of an actor. 



no. no beebe. ksu was probably in on it, but no way was anybody else. facts are facts.

fact-deloss is bigtime emaw. losing nebraska to the north and cu to the west helps out kstate. add the recent twice daily AA dallas flights and the fact that ksu got nbaf over texas, which at the time seemed shady at best and i think it's pretty obvious that texas either acted alone or acted w/ the help of ksu.

What about the idea that we sent Deloss to Texas 30 years ago to enact this master plan?

this is taking it a step further than i originally wanted to "put out there", but it is possible. probably? not sure. possible? obviously. only a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) would tell you differently.

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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2010, 09:59:01 PM »
Was Beebe involved in UT's master plan?

 I vote not, because he sounded like a whipped dog last Friday and I don't think he could be that good of an actor. 



no. no beebe. ksu was probably in on it, but no way was anybody else. facts are facts.

fact-deloss is bigtime emaw. losing nebraska to the north and cu to the west helps out kstate. add the recent twice daily AA dallas flights and the fact that ksu got nbaf over texas, which at the time seemed shady at best and i think it's pretty obvious that texas either acted alone or acted w/ the help of ksu.

What about the idea that we sent Deloss to Texas 30 years ago to enact this master plan?

this is taking it a step further than i originally wanted to "put out there", but it is possible. probably? not sure. possible? obviously. only a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) would tell you differently.

That is some forward thinking. No doubt BSAC's dad must have been involved.

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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2010, 10:18:35 PM »
This is just my personal opinion, but I'd like to see Colorado go.  This mostly based on the fact that I have warrant out for my arrest in Summit County, and Boulder's pretty close.  Chair lifts are NOT toys.

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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2010, 10:20:32 PM »
I got a ticket for fishing illegally in Pott county in 2004.

never paid.

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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2010, 10:26:55 PM »
This is just my personal opinion, but I'd like to see Colorado go.  This mostly based on the fact that I have warrant out for my arrest in Summit County, and Boulder's pretty close.  Chair lifts are NOT toys.

i might have something similar out there as well....

rumor- young daris lived in springs for a year. had a job w/ a company car. quit job in a bad way. bad. young daris (rumor) was young. didn't renew car stuff and got pulled over and was given a ticket for bad tags and stuff. officially (rumor) quit job, moved from colorado and moved back to kansas. old kansas drivers license (never changed to a colorado one) was the social security kind. once he moved back, it got changed to the number, number, %, #, number, @, !, 6, *, % kind. is he still good or will they get him if he gets pulled over in colorado ever? bsac???

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Re: supermega daris texas conspiracy theory (v long. v, v, long)
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2010, 10:30:56 PM »
This is just my personal opinion, but I'd like to see Colorado go.  This mostly based on the fact that I have warrant out for my arrest in Summit County, and Boulder's pretty close.  Chair lifts are NOT toys.

I know influential people in summit county  :surprised:  You're secret is safe with me tho  :shy: