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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #150 on: April 10, 2023, 03:06:24 PM »
lol

Thread needs renamed to "Portal Kombat" TM
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« Reply #151 on: April 10, 2023, 03:40:47 PM »
You sumbitches either missed the point or lack the outrage I desired.
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« Reply #152 on: April 10, 2023, 04:02:29 PM »
You sumbitches either missed the point or lack the outrage I desired.

Tough to get upset about pop culture stealing goEMAW vernacular or we'd be outraged 24/7/365.

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« Reply #153 on: April 10, 2023, 04:09:36 PM »
You sumbitches either missed the point or lack the outrage I desired.

Tough to get upset about pop culture stealing goEMAW vernacular or we'd be outraged 24/7/365.
Fair point
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #155 on: April 10, 2023, 04:15:19 PM »
Can Fran claim he’s from New York if he’s from Newark?
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« Reply #156 on: April 10, 2023, 04:22:36 PM »
Can Fran claim he’s from New York if he’s from Newark?

Yes, if he just jumbles the pronunciation on purpose.

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« Reply #157 on: April 10, 2023, 05:05:51 PM »
Can Fran claim he’s from New York if he’s from Newark?

the hudson river is less than a mile across, but culturally it might as well be an ocean

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« Reply #158 on: April 10, 2023, 05:34:28 PM »
I’m sure he practically lived at Rucker Park so it’s all good
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #159 on: April 10, 2023, 07:32:00 PM »
a twenty game season would be amazing.
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #160 on: April 10, 2023, 07:32:45 PM »
I’m sure he practically lived at Rucker Park so it’s all good
where else in nyc is there to play basketball? probably no where short of sneaking into msg would be my guess.


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« Reply #161 on: April 10, 2023, 08:11:29 PM »
a twenty game season would be amazing.

The big 12 and the SEC were the only power 6 conferences that didn't do it. Obvious why the Big 12 didn't, one can only conclude the SEC didn't because they're pussies.

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« Reply #163 on: April 10, 2023, 08:46:33 PM »
a twenty game season would be amazing.

The big 12 and the SEC were the only power 6 conferences that didn't do it. Obvious why the Big 12 didn't, one can only conclude the SEC didn't because they're pussies.

Yep, only logical conclusion!  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #164 on: April 10, 2023, 10:00:30 PM »
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #165 on: April 11, 2023, 11:11:51 AM »
Watched Bates play probably 60 games the last two years… he is a baller. No fear player. Good scorer, weird fit on Indiana with TJD gobbling up so much of the offense and always being in the post and Hood-Schifino was very ball-dominant too. He found himself as the third guard behind Galloway because he didn’t defend as well and IU didn’t need the scoring.  I think he would be a much better fit with us.

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Yeah, seems clear Woodson wasn't a big fan.  If Johnson hadn't gotten hurt, Bates would have largely been an afterthought.

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #167 on: April 14, 2023, 12:36:46 PM »
How did Oral Roberts get a 5-star in the first place? Or is that a "transfer rating"?

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #168 on: April 14, 2023, 12:37:17 PM »
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #169 on: April 14, 2023, 01:23:47 PM »
How did Oral Roberts get a 5-star in the first place? Or is that a "transfer rating"?

definitely transfer
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #170 on: April 15, 2023, 01:32:16 AM »
Look how he played against duke and Houston. soft pass

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« Reply #171 on: April 15, 2023, 06:30:29 AM »
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #172 on: April 15, 2023, 06:47:42 AM »
For what little it's worth, illinois itkers say you lead for big head todd from Hofstra there.  They know their crap when it comes to illinois recruiting, but it's sketchy when it comes to anyone else.
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Re: PORTAL KOMBAT
« Reply #173 on: April 15, 2023, 02:47:27 PM »
Abmas and Estrada… get Sisse and we’re even better next year?

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