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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2023, 08:38:52 AM »
lol at washing your car, what in the world

Have these rubes even heard of rain? Lmao

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2023, 10:17:18 AM »
I’m no chemist but I’m pretty sure pee contains ammonia and ammonia is a common thing used for cleaning, so, you do the math

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2023, 11:16:17 AM »
Aaaaah. Clean whip.

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2023, 12:34:06 PM »
Of all the types of frogs that car was could use for the Wall Of Foam and they go with the gastrotheca guentheri

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2023, 12:53:47 PM »
lol at washing your car, what in the world

Have these rubes even heard of rain? Lmao

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I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2023, 04:11:51 PM »
I leave my car outside when it’s going to rain, not when it’s going to hail. smdh

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2023, 06:17:43 PM »
Washed my car today and a bird crap on the windshield as I left the parking lot. JFC


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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2023, 07:08:29 PM »
Washed my car today and a bird crap on the windshield as I left the parking lot. JFC


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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2023, 07:12:12 PM »

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2023, 09:34:46 PM »
I don't wash my car nearly as much as you guys. But I do get a good feeling every time I do wash it. Maybe I should wash it more.

I'm not joking at all when I say that it irl goes faster and performs better when it's clean.

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2023, 08:25:46 AM »
I don't wash my car nearly as much as you guys. But I do get a good feeling every time I do wash it. Maybe I should wash it more.

I'm not joking at all when I say that it irl goes faster and performs better when it's clean.
it’s because the dirt reduces the aerodynamic properties of your suv (that is the size of nebraska),


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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2023, 09:48:04 AM »
Washed my car today and a bird crap on the windshield as I left the parking lot. JFC


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I was visiting family and washing before I ‘hit the road’ so this wasn’t my usual unlimited wash place


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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2023, 03:43:47 PM »
I’m no chemist but I’m pretty sure pee contains ammonia and ammonia is a common thing used for cleaning, so, you do the math

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2023, 07:02:43 PM »
 The line to the car wash was 40 deep today.
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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2023, 10:34:30 PM »
The line to the car wash was 40 deep today.

I just have my guy go so I don't have to wait in line, have you considered doing this instead?
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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2023, 08:17:49 AM »
anybody know of any good "carwash that is obviously a front for a money-laundering operation" carwashes in the greater KC metro?

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2023, 11:32:21 AM »
The carwash/Italian drive thru restaurant in Gladstone comes to mind.

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #43 on: February 06, 2023, 12:46:28 PM »
So I use the wonder wand and towel dry myself most washes. Can we talk wonder wand car wash etiquette? The one I use has the vacuums before the wash which is a stupid setup. Say you are the 3rd car. One in, one behind at vacuums, then you. If you are still vacuuming, shouldn't you offer the guy behind to jump in since the bay is open? I think so, but it never happens. There prob isn't room to squeeze in, but you could drive around and back in. I'm also of the opinion that taking your time at these types of washes is a dick move. I'm in and out in a few minutes. You are literally spraying your car, it shouldn't take long and it won't get much cleaner the more you spray.

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2023, 12:59:24 PM »
Do you guys hand dry your vehicle after it rains?
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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2023, 02:10:59 PM »
drive real fast to simulate the air jet you get exiting the car wash

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #46 on: February 06, 2023, 03:02:47 PM »
anybody know of any good "carwash that is obviously a front for a money-laundering operation" carwashes in the greater KC metro?
I am also looking for a local laundering scheme to help out with their business.
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« Reply #47 on: February 06, 2023, 03:22:59 PM »
Do you guys hand dry your vehicle after it rains?

Nah buddy, I get the wax and the rainex at the carwash, then after it rains I just go through again and the blow drying

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #48 on: February 06, 2023, 03:30:10 PM »
When they promote this each year, I'm reminded that car washes are a thing and often get one, if I can build in at least one other reason to be driving in the vicinity of one..

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Re: Car washes; they’re great and better than ever in human history
« Reply #49 on: February 06, 2023, 03:57:27 PM »
Do you guys hand dry your vehicle after it rains?

Nah buddy, I get the wax and the rainex at the carwash, then after it rains I just go through again and the blow drying

Cruising at highway speeds thru the rain w/ the RainEx dping work so the wipers don’t have to is quite satisfying.
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