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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2024, 07:23:44 PM »
Which I DO NOT DO
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« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2024, 11:17:51 PM »
I described the ballgame without the express written consent of Major league baseball (MLB)
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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2024, 11:26:32 PM »
When I haven't had a drink or anything intoxicating, I speed my balls off. You don't get pulled over, here.
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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2024, 06:36:52 AM »
Huge wage thief here. I watch movies, trade ES futures, and nap throughout the day.
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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2024, 06:43:28 AM »
when I am in one of our offices I do not check into an office or conference room. I just sit wherever and if someone comes and kicks me out?

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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2024, 06:44:46 AM »
going through any type of security

security guy: Anything in your pockets?

me: nope!

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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2024, 07:17:22 AM »
do you guys think wondermeal used points when booking his j6 trip
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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2024, 07:21:21 AM »
Quote from: star seed 7 on April 09, 2024, 04:55:45 PM
My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall
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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2024, 08:54:20 AM »
Museum tickets at 3pm? Strolled in at 2:20  :gocho:
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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2024, 09:25:58 AM »
Red hand up, I still walk across the street!

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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #60 on: April 10, 2024, 09:29:14 AM »
Exited a parking lot last night turning left against a no left turn sign . . . closest cars were 6 blocks away in both directions

Attempted to enter Kentucky Commonwealth Stadium via an open gate to take pictures . . . but was stopped by security. So I suppose the man got me that time  :frown:

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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #61 on: April 10, 2024, 09:45:30 AM »
Quote from: mocat on April 10, 2024, 07:17:22 AM
do you guys think wondermeal used points when booking his j6 trip

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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #62 on: April 11, 2024, 05:43:36 AM »
Quote from: star seed 7 on April 09, 2024, 04:55:45 PM
My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall

Turns out there was one but it was on the desk and I had set something on top of it. Discarded the stolen one on the maid cart. No negative consequences.
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Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
« Reply #63 on: April 11, 2024, 11:09:39 AM »
Quote from: star seed 7 on April 11, 2024, 05:43:36 AM
Quote from: star seed 7 on April 09, 2024, 04:55:45 PM
My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall

Turns out there was one but it was on the desk and I had set something on top of it. Discarded the stolen one on the maid cart. No negative consequences.

Well, aside from the vicious cycle of guests stealing other guests' DND hangers, tragic
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