Author Topic: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You (Read 1998 times)

MakeItRain · « **Reply #25 on:** January 23, 2023, 10:05:50 AM »

Quote from: BIG APPLE CAT on January 22, 2023, 01:48:42 PM

Not gEing do they even make laptops with CD roms anymore? Feel like I haven’t seen one in several years

No, but you can buy a CD ROM drive separately and connect it to your lapper

Cire · « **Reply #26 on:** January 23, 2023, 11:20:46 AM »

I Stream every movie/tv show from a site rather than subscribe to anything xtra

Brock Landers · « **Reply #27 on:** January 23, 2023, 11:41:37 AM »

Freshman year I tinkered with making fake IDs and sold them to fellow youngsters for like $10-$15. They were okay but not very good.

ben ji · « **Reply #28 on:** January 23, 2023, 12:47:39 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on January 23, 2023, 11:41:37 AM

Freshman year I tinkered with making fake IDs and sold them to fellow youngsters for like $10-$15. They were okay but not very good.

I got a fake in HS from a buddies older brother's friend who was at KU. Never met the guy but it worked.

15ish years later one of my co-workers was telling me about how he had this scheme making fakes in college and we put 2 and 2 together and realized he was the one that got me my fake ID. He would take your picture on a digital camera and every couple of weeks make a run down to TX where the fakes would get printed them drive back with 20 or 30 fake ID's.

It was your picture, your name and a random address down in TX.

wetwillie · « **Reply #29 on:** January 23, 2023, 12:53:05 PM »

Officer Daris is just waiting for someone to eff up ITT

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #30 on:** January 23, 2023, 08:13:31 PM »

I doubt he even reads this blog anymore. So spill the beans guys

ben ji · « **Reply #31 on:** January 23, 2023, 08:38:46 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 23, 2023, 12:53:05 PM

Officer Daris is just waiting for someone to eff up ITT

Pretty sure he is on desk duty now after his 3rd accidental discharge.

WonderMeal · « **Reply #32 on:** January 23, 2023, 10:06:19 PM »

Took a self-guided tour of a federal building two years ago this month because I believed I was doing the right thing.

Turns out that will get you very limited access to goEMAW and also will cause you to miss the Big XII championship (and holidays).

wetwillie · « **Reply #33 on:** January 23, 2023, 10:10:42 PM »

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #34 on:** January 23, 2023, 10:41:02 PM »

Might as well go ahead and lock the thread SD

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #35 on:** January 23, 2023, 10:41:49 PM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 23, 2023, 10:47:07 PM »

Classic WonderMeal

MakeItRain · « **Reply #37 on:** January 24, 2023, 12:23:29 AM »

Spracne · « **Reply #38 on:** January 24, 2023, 02:45:40 PM »

Whoa.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #39 on:** January 24, 2023, 02:49:41 PM »

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #40 on:** January 24, 2023, 02:52:51 PM »

I have known WonderMeal a long time and while he and I definitely disagree on a lot of things politically, I can vouch for him that he’s a good guy. And he’s absolutely one of the smarter ones from that day, was totally non-violent. Shame that so many sentences for some were so light and others who barely did anything have just been made to be an example.

WM, the Dr. Pepper was sweet, no doubt. But at least you didn’t have to sit through the Sugar Bowl. Hang in there, bud.

wetwillie · « **Reply #41 on:** January 24, 2023, 03:23:59 PM »

It sounds like WM actually got busted by the feds so his entry doesn’t really fit the spirit of this thread. Motion to strike.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #42 on:** January 24, 2023, 03:31:06 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 24, 2023, 03:23:59 PM

It sounds like WM actually got busted by the feds so his entry doesn’t really fit the spirit of this thread. Motion to strike.

If true...

star seed 7 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 09, 2024, 04:55:45 PM »

My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall

_33 · « **Reply #44 on:** April 09, 2024, 05:16:50 PM »

I was trying to enter a middle school track meet yesterday but it was $5 and I didn't have any cash on me. So I told the lady I was going to my car to get some cash, but then I just went to the other side and went in.

Skipper44 · « **Reply #45 on:** April 09, 2024, 06:21:14 PM »

the real crime here is charging for a middle school track meet

steve dave · « **Reply #46 on:** April 09, 2024, 06:50:35 PM »

Quote from: star seed 7 on April 09, 2024, 04:55:45 PM

My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall

good one

steve dave · « **Reply #47 on:** April 09, 2024, 06:51:53 PM »

sometimes I want bottles of water or more coffee pods or whatever and I'll just grab them off the maid carts in the hallway.

wetwillie · « **Reply #48 on:** April 09, 2024, 07:10:38 PM »

I'm going to need you guys to step up your crime a little

catastrophe · « **Reply #49 on:** April 09, 2024, 07:23:33 PM »

Embezzling free office snacks is a great one