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Manscaping
« on: January 11, 2023, 10:23:04 AM »
Any recommendations on body hair removal? specifically keeping my nether regions looking clean.  Time to get rid of the jumanji pubes. 

I've never been much of a manscaper but it's time to clean up.



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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2023, 10:39:08 AM »
Don't buy one of those dumbass $100 groomers, like manscaped. If you have an outlet in your bathroom, a $15 pair of clippers from Target or Walmart works perfectly. I use clippers and I shave, depending on what's needed.

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2023, 11:28:38 AM »
Just borrow your wife’s razor and shaving stuff from the shower.
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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2023, 11:32:52 AM »
IIRC there was a junk shaving thread over on the old site.  Time is a flat circle.

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2023, 12:25:52 PM »
whoa, we talkin dongs in here?

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2023, 12:33:07 PM »
IIRC there was a junk shaving thread over on the old site.  Time is a flat circle.

https://goEMAW.com/archives/index.php?topic=19917.0

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2023, 12:36:02 PM »
Only shave the jewels, not the bush, just use trimmer for that or else you'll hate your existence
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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2023, 01:36:48 PM »
Any recommendations on body hair removal? specifically keeping my nether regions looking clean.  Time to get rid of the jumanji pubes. 

I've never been much of a manscaper but it's time to clean up.
Congrats on being recently single (apparently).

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2023, 01:38:58 PM »
Any recommendations on body hair removal? specifically keeping my nether regions looking clean.  Time to get rid of the jumanji pubes. 

I've never been much of a manscaper but it's time to clean up.
Congrats on being recently single (apparently).

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2023, 01:41:37 PM »
lol

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2023, 02:02:38 PM »
any kind of cheap electric clipper/beard trimmer.  don't need to spend a bunch.

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2023, 02:08:57 PM »
IIRC there was a junk shaving thread over on the old site.  Time is a flat circle.

https://goEMAW.com/archives/index.php?topic=19917.0

HAHA!  Yes that's the one.  So much good life advice in that thread, bros helping other bros out.

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2023, 02:17:24 PM »
Lightning bolt, triangle, landing strip?

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2023, 03:49:10 PM »
i apply a nice volumizing mousse and go what i call "Larry Fine Mode" and then i says "hey what's the big idea? nyuk nyuk woob woob woob!"


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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2023, 05:06:58 PM »
Only shave the jewels, not the bush, just use trimmer for that or else you'll hate your existence

I use clippers first on the bush, then shave. You need to find a better moisturizer

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2023, 05:20:08 PM »
IIRC there was a junk shaving thread over on the old site.  Time is a flat circle.

https://goEMAW.com/archives/index.php?topic=19917.0

Pretty great how so many of us are still around.

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2023, 08:14:09 PM »
I haven't hit puberty yet, so I can't really opine. I mostly agree with MIR, but I would also recommend carving your initials up there, like I do. Er, would.

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2023, 12:09:24 AM »
IIRC there was a junk shaving thread over on the old site.  Time is a flat circle.

https://goEMAW.com/archives/index.php?topic=19917.0

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2023, 01:09:32 AM »
nobody has addressed ass hair yet

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2023, 03:04:07 AM »
No tips from me on that one, that's nasty

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2023, 05:51:35 AM »
Least you use a bidet. What’s nasty is the people out there with crusty dingleberry ass hair

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2023, 07:57:21 AM »
I am extraordinarily hirsute (you will note my top tier advice in prior threads). I figure it's the price I pay for a lifetime of full thick dark hair on my dome. As an update I currently employ the following for back, shoulders, etc. It has a sweet handle to make it easy:

https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Bodygroom-Showerproof-Attachment/dp/B09MZXFJ8N?th=1

I also keep one of these bad ladies in the shower. Stole this signature move from mrs. dave. Bros, it's a razor built for the ladies. I know. Trust me in that it is THE premier ball razor on the market. none of the battle axe 14 blade diesel dude razors you can buy can compare. suck it up and get this thing for your entire PRIVATE area.

https://www.amazon.com/Gillette-Venus-Intimate-Grooming-Refills/dp/B08JHVDNY1?th=1

Finally I will occasionally have mrs. dave employ wax on the shoulders and back. Despite viral videos you see it doesn't hurt at all. Like, barely anything. Keeps it clean for a lot longer for like week long vacations and stuff. Have never paid the pros to do it but may at some point.


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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2023, 09:16:45 AM »
Romantic back attachment.

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2023, 09:20:21 AM »
nobody has addressed ass hair yet
Razor, bruh.

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Re: Manscaping
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2023, 10:14:52 AM »
I am extraordinarily hirsute (you will note my top tier advice in prior threads). I figure it's the price I pay for a lifetime of full thick dark hair on my dome. As an update I currently employ the following for back, shoulders, etc. It has a sweet handle to make it easy:

https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Bodygroom-Showerproof-Attachment/dp/B09MZXFJ8N?th=1

I also keep one of these bad ladies in the shower. Stole this signature move from mrs. dave. Bros, it's a razor built for the ladies. I know. Trust me in that it is THE premier ball razor on the market. none of the battle axe 14 blade diesel dude razors you can buy can compare. suck it up and get this thing for your entire PRIVATE area.

https://www.amazon.com/Gillette-Venus-Intimate-Grooming-Refills/dp/B08JHVDNY1?th=1

Finally I will occasionally have mrs. dave employ wax on the shoulders and back. Despite viral videos you see it doesn't hurt at all. Like, barely anything. Keeps it clean for a lot longer for like week long vacations and stuff. Have never paid the pros to do it but may at some point.

Woah