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Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« on: December 10, 2022, 01:41:23 PM »
i’ve read a lot of crap posting on this blog where numerous people are working very hard to tear this Alabama program down- all in an effort to prop Kansas State’s program up.

these two programs are oddly similar in so many ways, why take unnecessary pot shots at your own family?

both programs-
- coached by legendary head coaches who are considered best in their respective leagues

-each has established itself securely at the top of their league as the preeminent program (flagship)

-we both have outspent all of our league rivals combined on facilities, we know what we like and we like the best.  the only rival for Bama’s facilities is KSU, and vice versa.  :Purple Koolaid:   :Sword Fight:

-we fight like cats and dogs against each other when it comes to recruits!  :Flamethrower:

-our programs have helped shape the history of college football and have paved the road for the future  :driving:


i encourage everyone across the country and world who are so passionate about this rivalry to take a moment to recognize our two programs’ similarities and not be so negative to each other.  i hope that i don’t see any more of this nonsense, we’re family!


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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2022, 02:38:09 PM »
I have always thought that the reason we are so hard on each other is because each of us see so much of ourselves in the other.

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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2022, 02:42:46 PM »
Even if we - and honestly the entire country - sees Alabama as the lil bro to KSU, we shouldn’t forget that they’re still kin. But if I’m being honest I think that’s why I give them such a hard time…bc they are family and I know they can take a little good natured sibling rivalry

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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2022, 02:45:50 PM »
Alabama absolutely went in on Auburn after how cheap and dirty auburn was against us.  We can be brutal to each other but if anyone goes after my brother....look out

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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2022, 02:55:01 PM »
Good point clams but there are some key differences.

For example our football team was one of the leaders of integration meanwhile the university of Alabama didn't allow African Americans to enroll until the 1980's.

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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2022, 08:05:35 PM »
I mean, I get why they feel excluded and left out, not being with big bro in the Big XII and all. But another part of me wishes they’d stop being so insecure about their place in the  South East Conference and just leave us alone, you know?

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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2022, 11:59:43 PM »
This post will probably end up on Message Board Geniuses, but this is the moment we surpass Alabama in football and never look back.

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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2022, 01:06:55 AM »
This post will probably end up on Message Board Geniuses, but this is the moment we surpass Alabama in football and never look back.

When was the last time they even won their conference? Seems like a program in decline to me  :dunno:
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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2022, 06:22:48 AM »
What if for the post game handshake Klieman and Saban kissed?

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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2022, 03:57:37 PM »
What if for the post game handshake Klieman and Saban kissed?


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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2022, 04:02:46 PM »
The meadowlark only gets chubbed for tay tay the mustang
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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2022, 10:06:29 PM »
The meadowlark only gets chubbed for tay tay the mustang

Seen some passionate hugs between them and smiles miles wide too.  Not sure what they were doing with their hands though.  :thumbs:
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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2022, 07:09:09 PM »
It's not the Bama program, it's the fan base that so embarrassing. For that bunch, kissing cousins is same as kissing siblings. Those hicks think a hound's tooth hat is high fashion.

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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2022, 07:18:26 PM »
Alabama has a lot of fans.  At least half of the state of Alabama cheers for them.

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Re: Alabama and Kansas State, kissing cousins?
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2022, 09:33:35 PM »
Alabama has a lot of fans.  At least half of the state of Alabama cheers for them.

 My point.