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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2010, 03:07:47 PM »
Make it look like this:



But with a KATPAK Headcover on the left

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2010, 03:07:57 PM »
'footprints in the sand' meme with Bevo in the role of Jesus  :)

Holy crap that would be amazing.   :love:

Should make that "the sands of time" to fit in with his cinematic preferences.

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2010, 03:08:12 PM »
Dear Schultzie,

Turns out we're not mumped.

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2010, 03:08:37 PM »
Make the certificate say:

To: President Schulz and AD Currie
From: goEMAW.com
CONFERENCE ARMAGEDDON CERTIFICATE OF PARTICIPATION

Make sure there are white ribbons attached.

Maybe a small trophy or medal.


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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2010, 03:10:21 PM »
what is all this hullabaloo about the breadsticks????  im freakin out not knowing!!!  :ohno:

When things looked bleakest Sunday night, Schultz twittered that he was heading to Olive Garden followed by seeing Prince of Persia.  goEMAW twitter-assaulted him about going to the Olive Garden while all this was happening and he later was responding one by one.  He told me he'd only had 5 breadsticks after I told him I hoped he hadn't fallen for the get-full-on-breadsticks-and-salad scheme.

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2010, 03:32:15 PM »
Make the certificate say:

To: President Schulz and AD Currie
From: goEMAW.com
CONFERENCE ARMAGEDDON CERTIFICATE OF PARTICIPATION

Make sure there are white ribbons attached.

Maybe a small trophy or medal.



Great.  This should be doable by any one of the fabulous computer wizards we have around here.  Can somebody give the goEMAW flavor to the example sd posted a pic of?  Also, any further ideas for what kind of gift card should accompany Currie's certificate? 

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2010, 03:35:33 PM »
If only I had my old computer with windows 3.0, I could knock that crap out in no time

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2010, 03:39:29 PM »
Oh, and I think there Schultz and Currie should each get their own certificate so they can each have it in their own office.  Plus, if we can't come up with a perfect gift certificate for Currie like Schultz and the Olive Garden, he'll get nothing.

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2010, 04:13:38 PM »
Best I can do with Paint.



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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2010, 04:14:44 PM »

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2010, 04:21:26 PM »
Best I can do with Paint.




This is absolutely perfect.  I just tried printing it on regular paper and it looks great.  I'll print it on good glossy paper at home.

Can you make a Currie one too?


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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2010, 05:31:51 PM »


DON'T DAX ME BRO!

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2010, 05:57:21 PM »

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2010, 06:11:28 PM »

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2010, 02:14:51 AM »
Schulz certificate is printed and ready.  On the thick, glossy paper, it really doesn't even need a frame but we'll see what we can find.

Don't have a Currie certificate or fantastic gift card idea.  If that can't be figured out before Wednesday night, KC pak'rs could make the Currie presentation at their Catbackers event Thursday night.

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2010, 07:19:54 AM »
I'd also be good with just adding a To and From to slimz' masterpiece, framing it, and presenting that along with the gift card.  :dunno:



Keep this logo definitely, but go ahead and make the left side of his face Alfred, the mad magazine guy.  So half of it is his face, half of it is the MAD magazine d00d, and it's superimposed on the body of the Prince of Persia guy.  Put a tiny Whataburger logo in there somewhere, as well as a Phillips 66 logo AND a Dr. Pepper logo with a question mark after it.  Change the "What, me worry?" line to say, "What, me Wurrie?"  <---Spelled like Currie.

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2010, 09:56:31 AM »
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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2010, 10:52:37 AM »
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2010, 10:53:28 AM »
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

rumblings schulz took it in stride....rumblings currie maybe not so much....just rumblings folks, just rumblings

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2010, 10:57:49 AM »
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

rumblings schulz took it in stride....rumblings currie maybe not so much....just rumblings folks, just rumblings

Pretty accurate... Currie carried it around for a while, not looking as pleased.  He may have been tipped off to getting his own gift at the KC event tonight

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #45 on: June 17, 2010, 12:08:28 PM »
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

rumblings schulz took it in stride....rumblings currie maybe not so much....just rumblings folks, just rumblings

Pretty accurate... Currie carried it around for a while, not looking as pleased.  He may have been tipped off to getting his own gift at the KC event tonight

sounds like you guys got off light. if i was currie and you would've tried to pull that crap with me, i would've swept your legs and then spiked (spoke?) the certificate right on top of your faces.

guess who's becoming a currie fan??? schulzy too.  :raccoon:

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #46 on: June 17, 2010, 12:09:59 PM »
Welllll, how'd it go?  Was he thrilled with his participation certificate? I bet there were tears.  We need details.

rumblings schulz took it in stride....rumblings currie maybe not so much....just rumblings folks, just rumblings

Pretty accurate... Currie carried it around for a while, not looking as pleased.  He may have been tipped off to getting his own gift at the KC event tonight

sounds like you guys got off light. if i was currie and you would've tried to pull that crap with me, i would've swept your legs and then spiked (spoke?) the certificate right on top of your faces.

guess who's becoming a currie fan??? schulzy too.  :raccoon:

I like them

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #47 on: June 17, 2010, 01:56:50 PM »
I'm hurting.

Pics/video/blog post to come.

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2010, 02:48:41 PM »
ChiCat, you can go ahead and post some of the highlights.  That might trigger some more memories for me for when I write the blog entry anyway.

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Re: Dear Kirk and John . . .
« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2010, 02:57:42 PM »
The Wichita contingent continues to out-pace the KC contingent.   If Rusty were still in town we'd have a better shot, but Wichita is a Juggernaut.