Mizzou fan interactions

[Dugout DickStone]

So I won't be able to make it to the ville to smack these fools around tonight because I am DD'ing for the frat.  Being a pledge is weak man

But, I was getting ready to fill up the ol Silverado at Daras when an older couple pulled up in a smaller cadillac.  Missouri tags, the lame tiger tale hanging out of the trunk, flags, all the lame crap. 

They put the pump in and waddled inside.  I immediately grabbed the pump, stretched it over to my truck, filled it up to the tune of $68.71

[star seed 7]

Driving home from work and I saw a "mizzou mom" license plate frame. Flipped the old bitch off and ran her into the curb. Pretty sure it popped a tire lmao 

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Just passed a dude decked head to toe in Mizoo gear and he looked at me but did not immediately avert his eyes. As we passed each other I slid my right foot behind my left leg and tripped him. He fell face first onto the concrete but he didn’t have any teeth to knock out so I think he was crying because he was scared

[catastrophe]

Not really an interaction, but at BWW I saw a couple making out in Missouri T-shirts which I thought was kinda gross but then I saw their mom and dad walk in and joined their table

[Pete]

I ratted on a couple of Mizzou fans who were having sex in the porta potty tonight.

[sonofdaxjones]

Saw a ‘78 Winnebago rollin up I-70 at barely above minimum speed, tattered Mizzou tire cover over the spare.

I of course blew past in the GT63.   

A friend was a bit behind and said he saw that KHP had pulled them over.  Lotta smoke pouring out the back and about 12 Mizzou fans gathered on the side of the road sharing a single pre-pay flip phone. 

[ben ji]

Just saw a Mizzou fan in aggieville at kaws and asked him if it smelled "up dawg" in here and he said "what is up dawg?"

And I poured a drink on his head and said "not much, just looking forward to us chanting SEC SEC SEC while we are up 30 in the 3rdQ"

The entire bar erupted in applause and showered him in beer from big boi light domestic pounders as he walked outside and tried to call an Uber to his jalopy parked out by Tuttle creek.

[KITNfury]

I'm a fan of the tried and true slashing of tires. Looking forward to tomorrow.

[nicname]

Come get some. Meth U fans.


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[MadCat]

M-E-T

[Spracne]

Hell yeah, nic!

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Woke up with some serious allergies so popped in to Walgreens and, big surprise, they are completely sold out of every decongestant.

[tdaver]

The new kid in my daughter’s preschool is from Missouri.  I don’t know if she’s a mizzou fan or not, but I told my girl not to talk to her.  Hopefully they move away soon.

[Justwin]

The new kid in my daughter’s preschool is from Missouri.  I don’t know if she’s a mizzou fan or not, but I told my girl not to talk to her.  Hopefully they move away soon.

I don't think it's good for your daughter to hang out with 14 year olds.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Fillin up the ol’ family truckster on the way out of town. The guy took the caps off the tire like if you’re airing up the tires.

Thought maybe it was one of those full service stations as he was very greasy and i assumed he worked there. I now see his 1997 Holiday Bowl shirt and it looks to be one of only 2 shirts in his rotation and now he’s trying to sell my tire caps back to me

[Dugout DickStone]

Did anyone see me roundhouse some fat methu fan on the Ice jumbotron?  Heard it was on but missed it as I downsized his face in front of his old parents