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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #50 on: July 15, 2022, 09:41:49 AM »
I will judge this guy by how much fuckjob’n there is of ou/texas on the field.
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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #51 on: May 03, 2023, 03:45:56 PM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #52 on: May 03, 2023, 04:56:38 PM »
It appears Yormack is following the NFL playbook. He's also planning basketball games in Monterrey and Mexico City.

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #54 on: May 03, 2023, 06:39:18 PM »
It appears Yormack is following the NFL playbook. He's also planning basketball games in Monterrey and Mexico City.

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #55 on: May 03, 2023, 06:41:33 PM »
It appears Yormack is following the NFL playbook. He's also planning basketball games in Monterrey and Mexico City.

Basketball in Mexico City & Football in Monterrey.

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #56 on: July 25, 2023, 09:58:24 AM »
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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #57 on: July 25, 2023, 12:05:27 PM »
I think you could safely say that he saved the Big12. We are very lucky to have him and I hope they pay him.

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #58 on: July 25, 2023, 12:22:07 PM »
I'm not sure I love the idea of on campus playoff games. Seems like maybe 15-20 schools really are setup in a way that could properly accommodate that kind of crowd.  Brett did a good job of not letting Joel pigeon hole him on that topic though.
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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #59 on: July 26, 2023, 09:29:44 AM »
What do you mean by "that kind of crowd?" Stadium capacity is stadium capacity, these schools are handling that kind of crowd 5 or 6 weeks every fall.

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #60 on: July 26, 2023, 10:10:33 AM »
What do you mean by "that kind of crowd?" Stadium capacity is stadium capacity, these schools are handling that kind of crowd 5 or 6 weeks every fall.

No I mean you can't fit the amount of people that would want to attend into a lot of the stadiums of teams that could host.  Maybe it's not a huge deal since the likely hosts are typically schools with stadiums as big as traditional bowl sites, but having a semi final in say Mclane Stadium in Waco or Rice Eccles in Salt Lake would leave like 25-30k less tickets sold probably.
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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #61 on: July 26, 2023, 10:23:27 AM »
What do you mean by "that kind of crowd?" Stadium capacity is stadium capacity, these schools are handling that kind of crowd 5 or 6 weeks every fall.

No I mean you can't fit the amount of people that would want to attend into a lot of the stadiums of teams that could host.  Maybe it's not a huge deal since the likely hosts are typically schools with stadiums as big as traditional bowl sites, but having a semi final in say Mclane Stadium in Waco or Rice Eccles in Salt Lake would leave like 25-30k less tickets sold probably.
I assume semifinals would be off campus with only earlier rounds being on campus

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #62 on: July 26, 2023, 11:37:42 AM »
I wouldn't mind if the top 4 teams have a first round bye, then have the first 4 games on the higher seed campus, with the remaining 7 games in bowl game sites.
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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #63 on: July 26, 2023, 11:59:25 AM »
What do you mean by "that kind of crowd?" Stadium capacity is stadium capacity, these schools are handling that kind of crowd 5 or 6 weeks every fall.

No I mean you can't fit the amount of people that would want to attend into a lot of the stadiums of teams that could host.  Maybe it's not a huge deal since the likely hosts are typically schools with stadiums as big as traditional bowl sites, but having a semi final in say Mclane Stadium in Waco or Rice Eccles in Salt Lake would leave like 25-30k less tickets sold probably.
I assume semifinals would be off campus with only earlier rounds being on campus

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #64 on: July 26, 2023, 12:36:49 PM »
Opening round games seems more feasible.  Would let 8 teams host a playoff game.
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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2023, 11:38:27 AM »
I have always really like watching Michigan state basketball…

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #68 on: August 19, 2023, 01:40:54 PM »
NBA Commish Yormark is inevitable
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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2023, 04:02:58 PM »
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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2023, 06:18:18 PM »
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2023, 06:21:36 PM »
So young and hip.

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2023, 08:27:19 PM »
I bet our basketball is going to be so rough ridin' hyped.

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Re: Who will be the Big 12’s next commissioner?
« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2023, 11:15:08 PM »
I bet our basketball is going to be so rough ridin' hyped.

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If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.