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how many bites to eat fun size candy bar (any variety)?

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Voting closed: November 08, 2021, 12:27:17 AM

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how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
« on: November 03, 2021, 01:27:17 AM »
a bite is the dividing line between what goes in to you mouth to get chewed and what stays outside in the air.
1 bite means that the whole thing goes in your mouth to be chewed and the rest stays outside in the air.
2 bites means that your first bite goes in your mouth to be chewed and the remaining amount with go into your mouth with the second bite with nothing left over.
and so on

i always eat fun size candy in one bite every time, do you?


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Re: how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2021, 01:29:23 AM »
the only exception to this is if i think the candy bar might be over-ripe or otherwise no-good in which case i bite it in half first so i can inspect the interior for deficiencies.

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Re: how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2021, 08:28:25 AM »
Two of the Twix fun size = one bite
One Snicker's fun size = one bite

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Re: how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2021, 09:01:32 AM »
I like to see what I'm eating most of the time so I will give the twix or kit kat a bite and then look at the middle.  Fun size seems to be where the bottom of the barrel caramel goes so regret that sometimes but then I escape without having to finish.

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Re: how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2021, 09:04:49 AM »
They call me ol' two bites starseed
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Re: how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
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Re: how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2021, 10:41:40 AM »
honestly when I'm eating fun sized candy I'm having so much fun that I completely lose track of how many bites. Will pay closer attention next time and report back ITT.

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Re: how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2021, 12:35:29 PM »
I take four bites of the fun size Reeses peanut butter cups, because I want to savor them.  All others are one big gulp  Maybe 2 tops.

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Re: how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2021, 04:25:09 PM »
I eat them bitches like a pelican would a very small fish. I would prefer to not even chew.

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Re: how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2021, 05:49:43 PM »
I take four bites of the fun size Reeses peanut butter cups, because I want to savor them.  All others are one big gulp  Maybe 2 tops.

I do two, but the first bite is horizontal  :th_twocents:
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Re: how many bites to eat fun size candy bar
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2021, 06:11:25 PM »
They call me ol' two bites starseed

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