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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2010, 09:19:51 PM »
Maybe KSU can finally win a conference title in the MVC....but I doubt it.

Good luck in the Big 10.  You won't even be in the running.
Ya, you're right. we're only 39-6 since 1960 vs the Big 10. We won't stand a chance  :ohno: :ohno:

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2010, 09:30:37 PM »
Maybe KSU can finally win a conference title in the MVC....but I doubt it.

Good luck in the Big 10.  You won't even be in the running.
Ya, you're right. we're only 39-6 since 1960 vs the Big 10. We won't stand a chance  :ohno: :ohno:

Are you dropping stats from 1960?  wtf?


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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2010, 09:41:48 PM »
Maybe KSU can finally win a conference title in the MVC....but I doubt it.

Good luck in the Big 10.  You won't even be in the running.
Ya, you're right. we're only 39-6 since 1960 vs the Big 10. We won't stand a chance  :ohno: :ohno:

I live in Kansas City, I'll never here about you or your conference ever again.   You are dead to me.

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2010, 09:43:48 PM »
Congratulations........

When was the last time NU won one?  :dunno:  I have no idea.

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2010, 09:50:34 PM »
It's funny cause Nubb tucked their tail and ran (crying, I'm sure) out of the Big 12 and into the arms of the pussy ass Big 10.  I can understand them wanting to win again and they obviously can't compete in the Big 12, but shouldn't they have given Bo Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) more time to recruit his style of players before they threw in the towel?  Pretty much sums up the state of UNL football post-Osborne:  We can't win here, lets go see if we can find another conference with less talent so we can compete there!  We'll have fun cashing your pussy ass check, chumps.

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2010, 10:05:32 PM »
Let's see who has cornhole beat to get that lofty record since 1960.

2-0 against Illinois, in the seasons that Cornhole played them Illinois was a combined 10-11-1

4-0 against Indiana . . . in those combined seasons Indiana was 16-26-2

4-1 vs Iowa . . . in those combined seasons Iowa was 29-43

2-0 vs Michigan State  . . . in those combined seasons MSU was  12-11-1

14-1 vs Minn . . . in those combined seasons Minn was 73-79-2

2-0 vs NW . .  . NW was 11-12 in those 2 seasons

4-1 vs Wisc . . . Wisc was a combined 16-24-2

4-3 vs Penn State

2-1 vs Michigan (only 1 regular season game)

No games against Ohio State during that period.

So . . . in the last 50 years, Cornhole has played exactly 8 games in the regular season against the 3 historically most dominant teams in the Big 10 . . . and has gone 5-3, and of course remembering Doc Tom's scheduling well during much of tenure, he avoided Ohio State, Michigan and Penn State almost completely, instead  picking on the little sisters in the Big 10.  

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2010, 11:23:43 PM »
I can't wait to eat this cake.  Hurry up and die Tom.
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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2010, 11:45:26 PM »
I can't wait to eat this cake.  Hurry up and die Tom.

Is he dead yet?  I am looking for a latw night cake snack. 

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2010, 12:16:51 AM »
Dude looks dead.  Maybe they're puppeting him around, Weekend at Bernies style?  Check to see if he blinks the next time you see him on tv.  Or, as they call it in Nebraska- that fancy talkin' picture box.   I hear Lincoln now has 4 channels! 

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2010, 01:09:56 AM »
Dude looks dead.  Maybe they're puppeting him around, Weekend at Bernies style?  Check to see if he blinks the next time you see him on tv.  Or, as they call it in Nebraska- that fancy talkin' picture box.   I hear Lincoln now has 4 channels! 

Until there is a funeral there is no cake.
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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:45 PM »
Maybe KSU can finally win a conference title in the MVC....but I doubt it.

Good luck in the Big 10.  You won't even be in the running.
Ya, you're right. we're only 39-6 since 1960 vs the Big 10. We won't stand a chance  :ohno: :ohno:

I live in Kansas City, I'll never here about you or your conference ever again.   You are dead to me.

truly a great day in sports history.  thanks to the Warden, one mr. Tom Osbourne. 

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2010, 02:54:48 PM »
Let's see who has cornhole beat to get that lofty record since 1960.

2-0 against Illinois, in the seasons that Cornhole played them Illinois was a combined 10-11-1

4-0 against Indiana . . . in those combined seasons Indiana was 16-26-2

4-1 vs Iowa . . . in those combined seasons Iowa was 29-43

2-0 vs Michigan State  . . . in those combined seasons MSU was  12-11-1

14-1 vs Minn . . . in those combined seasons Minn was 73-79-2

2-0 vs NW . .  . NW was 11-12 in those 2 seasons

4-1 vs Wisc . . . Wisc was a combined 16-24-2

4-3 vs Penn State

2-1 vs Michigan (only 1 regular season game)

No games against Ohio State during that period.

So . . . in the last 50 years, Cornhole has played exactly 8 games in the regular season against the 3 historically most dominant teams in the Big 10 . . . and has gone 5-3, and of course remembering Doc Tom's scheduling well during much of tenure, he avoided Ohio State, Michigan and Penn State almost completely, instead  picking on the little sisters in the Big 10.  

come on dax.  instead of continuing to be the doormat of the big 12 during the 21st century let them think that going to the big 10 can resurrect their conference title hopes. 

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2010, 06:47:35 PM »
Let's see who has cornhole beat to get that lofty record since 1960.

2-0 against Illinois, in the seasons that Cornhole played them Illinois was a combined 10-11-1

4-0 against Indiana . . . in those combined seasons Indiana was 16-26-2

4-1 vs Iowa . . . in those combined seasons Iowa was 29-43

2-0 vs Michigan State  . . . in those combined seasons MSU was  12-11-1

14-1 vs Minn . . . in those combined seasons Minn was 73-79-2

2-0 vs NW . .  . NW was 11-12 in those 2 seasons

4-1 vs Wisc . . . Wisc was a combined 16-24-2

4-3 vs Penn State

2-1 vs Michigan (only 1 regular season game)

No games against Ohio State during that period.

So . . . in the last 50 years, Cornhole has played exactly 8 games in the regular season against the 3 historically most dominant teams in the Big 10 . . . and has gone 5-3, and of course remembering Doc Tom's scheduling well during much of tenure, he avoided Ohio State, Michigan and Penn State almost completely, instead  picking on the little sisters in the Big 10.  
Wow, I thought I had seen and heard it all. A K-Sucks fan calling out another school for scheduling!! But if I use a K-state fans line of thinking ......"THOSE WERE OUR DAYS OF BIG 10 DOD!!!!!!!!! Hey Daxi, just stick to digging up facts about the fiscal differences between Ku & K-Sucks it's the only thing you're competent at.

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2010, 06:55:02 PM »
Let's see who has cornhole beat to get that lofty record since 1960.

2-0 against Illinois, in the seasons that Cornhole played them Illinois was a combined 10-11-1

4-0 against Indiana . . . in those combined seasons Indiana was 16-26-2

4-1 vs Iowa . . . in those combined seasons Iowa was 29-43

2-0 vs Michigan State  . . . in those combined seasons MSU was  12-11-1

14-1 vs Minn . . . in those combined seasons Minn was 73-79-2

2-0 vs NW . .  . NW was 11-12 in those 2 seasons

4-1 vs Wisc . . . Wisc was a combined 16-24-2

4-3 vs Penn State

2-1 vs Michigan (only 1 regular season game)

No games against Ohio State during that period.

So . . . in the last 50 years, Cornhole has played exactly 8 games in the regular season against the 3 historically most dominant teams in the Big 10 . . . and has gone 5-3, and of course remembering Doc Tom's scheduling well during much of tenure, he avoided Ohio State, Michigan and Penn State almost completely, instead  picking on the little sisters in the Big 10.  
Wow, I thought I had seen and heard it all. A K-Sucks fan calling out another school for scheduling!! But if I use a K-state fans line of thinking ......"THOSE WERE OUR DAYS OF BIG 10 DOD!!!!!!!!! Hey Daxi, just stick to digging up facts about the fiscal differences between Ku & K-Sucks it's the only thing you're competent at.

When fans from other conferences melt down on our boards it really creeps me out.  I can only guess they are in a mental institution or prison.  It's kinda scary.  Oh, and no cake for you dood.
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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #39 on: June 14, 2010, 06:57:33 PM »
How much of our 1 million Huskerbucks should we spend on this party?

 :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj:

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2010, 06:58:58 PM »
Let's see who has cornhole beat to get that lofty record since 1960.

2-0 against Illinois, in the seasons that Cornhole played them Illinois was a combined 10-11-1

4-0 against Indiana . . . in those combined seasons Indiana was 16-26-2

4-1 vs Iowa . . . in those combined seasons Iowa was 29-43

2-0 vs Michigan State  . . . in those combined seasons MSU was  12-11-1

14-1 vs Minn . . . in those combined seasons Minn was 73-79-2

2-0 vs NW . .  . NW was 11-12 in those 2 seasons

4-1 vs Wisc . . . Wisc was a combined 16-24-2

4-3 vs Penn State

2-1 vs Michigan (only 1 regular season game)

No games against Ohio State during that period.

So . . . in the last 50 years, Cornhole has played exactly 8 games in the regular season against the 3 historically most dominant teams in the Big 10 . . . and has gone 5-3, and of course remembering Doc Tom's scheduling well during much of tenure, he avoided Ohio State, Michigan and Penn State almost completely, instead  picking on the little sisters in the Big 10.  
Wow, I thought I had seen and heard it all. A K-Sucks fan calling out another school for scheduling!! But if I use a K-state fans line of thinking ......"THOSE WERE OUR DAYS OF BIG 10 DOD!!!!!!!!! Hey Daxi, just stick to digging up facts about the fiscal differences between Ku & K-Sucks it's the only thing you're competent at.

Careful Dax...sounds like you got a stalker.  Now that Nubb is leaving, will they quit being so obsessed w/ us??  :dunno:

Btw....I'll take carrot cake...tia

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2010, 08:26:43 PM »
How much of our 10 million Huskerbucks should we spend on this party?

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2010, 08:40:48 PM »
We should fill one of these with chips and dip:
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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2010, 10:02:23 PM »
How much of our 1 million Huskerbucks should we spend on this party?

 :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj:
I'll tell Osborne to just make the check out to Ron Prince........Idiots :flush:

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2010, 10:05:07 PM »
How much of our 1 million Huskerbucks should we spend on this party?

 :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj:
I'll tell Osborne to just make the check out to Ron Prince........Idiots :flush:

If you get satisfaction knowing your team is cutting a check to Ron Prince, go ahead and think of it that way

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Re: I'm going to buy a cake and have a party the day Tom Osborne dies.
« Reply #45 on: June 14, 2010, 10:18:26 PM »
How much of our 1 million Huskerbucks should we spend on this party?

 :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj: :pbj:

All of it.   But don't invite his ugly as hell family.  They are too ugly looking, and poor, will ruin my appetite for cake.