Holy eff we are mumped.
Operation Whistling Past the Graveyard apparently is in full effect, folks:
I can just hear this two headed monster in the war room now.
John: "Team, do nothing until something happens".
Kirk: "Then, we'll figure out what we're going to do".
John: "It's very important we take a position of weakness and give the appearance of unsuspecting, grovelling, tag along pissants as much as possible. Keep saying things like us and KU are working together on this even though we know they're laughing their asses off at us behind close doors and brokering deals independently for deals with other conferences that don't involve K-State."
Kirk: "Alright, let's all take a break at Call Hall, and if something happens after lunch we'll put our thinking caps on. If something was yummy, tweet about it".
eff me. We deserve this.
