Author Topic: College Football Is Dumb Anyway - Official Thread (Read 3787 times)

_33 · « **on:** July 28, 2021, 04:58:10 PM »

No one else in the world even plays this sport because of how dumb it is.

_33 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2021, 04:58:30 PM »

Football won't even exist in 20 years because of brain damage and stuff.

_33 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2021, 04:59:35 PM »

Colleges that are good at football are generally the dumbest and most stupid in real life.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2021, 05:01:50 PM »

We could maybe get an elite soccer league going and be blue bloods when that sport finally takes off and replaces football.

_33 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2021, 05:08:58 PM »

Bowl games? Stupid.

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2021, 05:31:18 PM »

you know who plays college football? baylor. nuff said.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2021, 07:49:01 PM »

The ball isn't even round, how incredibly dumb can you get? lmao at this "sport."

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2021, 10:34:41 PM »

stunted · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2021, 12:30:36 AM »

3.5 hour games with only like 10 minutes of actual action.

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2021, 07:03:18 AM »

Not all football fans are toothless southern hicks but all toothless southern hicks are football fans.

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ben ji · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2021, 08:44:16 AM »

The NFL plays at a much higher level....A whole team of professionals and not 1 potential professional and 10 future insurance agents.

chum1 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 29, 2021, 10:36:52 AM »

Football is a barbaric sport that causes great harm to players. It really shouldn't be a thing at all.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #12 on:** July 29, 2021, 11:37:46 AM »

If we don't have world war or football, how will we keep our young men ready for battle?

passranch · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2021, 08:14:53 PM »

All it is on TV is commercials anyway. Stupid.

Katpappy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 29, 2021, 09:01:59 PM »

Football takes fun out of Saturdays for women, due to all the jacking off and boozing men do. So women would appreciate the end of football.

Hullabaloo · « **Reply #15 on:** July 29, 2021, 10:06:44 PM »

Fantasy Football way more fun anyway

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2021, 08:44:08 AM »

We should employ a weird PE teacher. Start handing him balls of different shapes and sizes, and other random materials. Let him play with those balls until he invents a new sport.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2021, 09:04:27 AM »

We don't have the draft any longer. So, we don't need a sport to keep us in war shape. Might as well flush it.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2021, 09:15:37 AM »

With what we know about CTE, letting your kid play football is practically child abuse. So we, a supposedly prestigious academic institution, take a whole bunch of victims and then pay them with an education to go out and be a gladiator to slake our bloodthirst. It's barbaric. No thanks.

Purple Derpathy · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2021, 09:57:45 AM »

This thread is dumb.

Winters · « **Reply #20 on:** July 30, 2021, 11:59:24 AM »

Quote from: Purple Apathy on July 30, 2021, 09:57:45 AM

This thread is dumb.

I might ban you for saying such a dumb thing.

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #21 on:** July 30, 2021, 12:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Katpappy on July 29, 2021, 09:01:59 PM

Football takes fun out of Saturdays for women, due to all the jacking off and boozing men do. So women would appreciate the end of football.

Golf on fall Saturday's, though.

Katpappy · « **Reply #22 on:** July 30, 2021, 12:21:51 PM »

Quote from: Shooter Jones on July 30, 2021, 12:11:48 PM

Quote from: Katpappy on July 29, 2021, 09:01:59 PM
Football takes fun out of Saturdays for women, due to all the jacking off and boozing men do. So women would appreciate the end of football.

Golf on fall Saturday's, though.

Women like to play golf.

schreds21 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 30, 2021, 12:31:33 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on July 29, 2021, 08:44:16 AM

The NFL plays at a much higher level....A whole team of professionals and not 1 potential professional and 10 future insurance agents.

Don't forget medical supply salesmen.

Purple Derpathy · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2021, 04:35:09 PM »

Quote from: Winters on July 30, 2021, 11:59:24 AM

Quote from: Purple Apathy on July 30, 2021, 09:57:45 AM
This thread is dumb.
I might ban you for saying such a dumb thing.

OK, China.