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Sports Gamblin'
« on: May 04, 2021, 04:37:48 PM »
Where are my fellow degenerates at? What are some big scores you've had? What do you like to bet on? What are some hilarious bad beats you've been on the end of? What book/app do you like most? Parlays? Straights? Oh my!


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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2021, 05:22:24 PM »
I lost a cool $100 + $5 juice going 0-4 on the KY Derby over the weekend. Right from the phone.
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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2021, 06:37:34 PM »
I lost a cool $100 + $5 juice going 0-4 on the KY Derby over the weekend. Right from the phone.
That's not too bad tbh. I was going to bet on the KY Derby as well but decided against it. Would have bet on Midnight Bourbon solely based on the name and lost.  Bet that money on the royals ML last Saturday instead.  :cool:


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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2021, 07:46:38 PM »
I’m on a parlay of Royals -1.0 o8.0 +190 tonight
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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2021, 09:16:22 PM »
Not a sports bettor but I'm full degen. Best scores this year have been nice. That $4k winner should've been multiple times but I was rushed. Only punched it one time.

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2021, 10:24:35 PM »
Not a sports bettor but I'm full degen. Best scores this year have been nice. That $4k winner should've been multiple times but I was rushed. Only punched it one time.

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I love gambling but I wouldn't even begin to know how to bet on the ponies.

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2021, 12:14:56 AM »
I lost a cool $100 + $5 juice going 0-4 on the KY Derby over the weekend. Right from the phone.
That's not too bad tbh. I was going to bet on the KY Derby as well but decided against it. Would have bet on Midnight Bourbon solely based on the name and lost.  Bet that money on the royals ML last Saturday instead.  :cool:

Same! Bet on Midnight Bourbon, Bourbonic and Hidden Stash based solely on their names, and the odds on the sheet of paper at the party I was at. Place for the Bourbons and show for the Stash. I think a lot of people did that because by race time all my horses had way worse odds than the paper showed. Bet Rock Your World to win.

They all sucked ass and taint.
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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2021, 05:24:27 AM »
Not a sports bettor but I'm full degen. Best scores this year have been nice. That $4k winner should've been multiple times but I was rushed. Only punched it one time.

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2021, 02:39:36 PM »
I’m on a parlay of Royals -1.0 o8.0 +190 tonight
Least the O hit.

Not a sports bettor but I'm full degen. Best scores this year have been nice. That $4k winner should've been multiple times but I was rushed. Only punched it one time.

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I need to expand into ponies now. Where do I start? Obviously going for the cool name isn't going to work most of the time.
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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2021, 07:37:12 PM »
I put $20 on 3-4 random CFB games each weekend just give me more of a reason to watch. Typically 1-2 big12 games, one of the big games of the week and then bet against Neb/Mizzou because I hate them.

Surprisingly my best performing segment is betting against Neb to cover. Its just been free money the past 3 years. 

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2021, 09:36:16 PM »
I’m on a parlay of Royals -1.0 o8.0 +190 tonight
Least the O hit.

Not a sports bettor but I'm full degen. Best scores this year have been nice. That $4k winner should've been multiple times but I was rushed. Only punched it one time.

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I need to expand into ponies now. Where do I start? Obviously going for the cool name isn't going to work most of the time.
Read in order. Teaches how to use past performances (programs). If you decide to get into it, I use Brisnet Premium Plus past performances. They're free to download if you bet on of the races on twinspires.com. Feel free to ask any questions.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/0764578405/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_77A79JJKDBP486Z1NMRP

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1932910808/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_CPE5G7810882RRSHXEP5

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077S83B8Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_30WF44850S7G2TR4GQZM

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2021, 03:07:39 PM »
I put $20 on 3-4 random CFB games each weekend just give me more of a reason to watch. Typically 1-2 big12 games, one of the big games of the week and then bet against Neb/Mizzou because I hate them.

Surprisingly my best performing segment is betting against Neb to cover. Its just been free money the past 3 years.
You can easily be a millionaire just by betting against Nubb.
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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2021, 10:22:00 AM »
Haven't been betting that much as of late. Last Friday did a three leg SGP, AD 30+ points, Lillard 30+ points and was stupid and did lakers ML. $30 to win a little over 1k.

Tried to have the Lakers redeem themselves for being such a disgusting organization but they failed.
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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2021, 11:12:13 AM »
Haven't been betting that much as of late. Last Friday did a three leg SGP, AD 30+ points, Lillard 30+ points and was stupid and did lakers ML. $30 to win a little over 1k.

Tried to have the Lakers redeem themselves for being such a disgusting organization but they failed.

Damn, that was close though!  Knicks have been an ATS machine this season.  Also been raking on Michael Porter Jr overs lately!

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2021, 02:15:35 PM »
I mostly bet on UFC and college basketball/football.

Only really had success with UFC.  Dariush beating Ferguson was my big winner from last night. 

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2021, 10:24:30 AM »
Haven't been betting that much as of late. Last Friday did a three leg SGP, AD 30+ points, Lillard 30+ points and was stupid and did lakers ML. $30 to win a little over 1k.

Tried to have the Lakers redeem themselves for being such a disgusting organization but they failed.

Damn, that was close though!  Knicks have been an ATS machine this season.  Also been raking on Michael Porter Jr overs lately!
Knicks have been money makers! Should've been hammering MPJ overs as well when Murray when out for the season. Good stuff!


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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2021, 10:51:53 AM »
Smashed a really nice Pick 4 last night. $2200 profit after a little $350 dinger on Saturday. Keep it rolling!

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2021, 06:53:22 AM »
Not a sports bettor but I'm full degen. Best scores this year have been nice. That $4k winner should've been multiple times but I was rushed. Only punched it one time.

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Update. I rough ridin' nailed one.

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2021, 06:57:33 AM »
Nice!


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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2021, 09:59:29 AM »
Oh hell yes
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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2021, 10:39:42 AM »
Famtastic
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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2021, 03:09:42 AM »
Not a sports bettor but I'm full degen. Best scores this year have been nice. That $4k winner should've been multiple times but I was rushed. Only punched it one time.

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I have no idea what's going on here but that's a pretty big number.

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2021, 04:33:16 AM »
Not a sports bettor but I'm full degen. Best scores this year have been nice. That $4k winner should've been multiple times but I was rushed. Only punched it one time.

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I have no idea what's going on here but that's a pretty big number.
It's called the Cross Country P5. I had to pick the winning horses in five races. Base wager is 50 cents. I played it for $1 with that combination of horses for $24 total. I took 2/5 of the $125K pool.

https://www.paulickreport.com/horseplayers-category/saturdays-cross-country-pick-5-nets-26699-for-winning-tickets/

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2021, 10:43:54 AM »
Risk $24 dollars to win $53k?  :eek:

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Re: Sports Gamblin'
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2021, 12:10:59 PM »
Now you know why I don't bet sports and focus on horses.