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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2021, 09:58:40 AM »
As a kid we had several hunting dogs who all bit me at least once and we never killed them dead.  I was very privileged

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2021, 10:04:09 AM »
I had a Dalmatian in Colorado when I was like 9. We kept him on a chain in the backyard because we lived in town and it was required and stuff if you had a shitty fence. Our neighbors dog jumped over our shitty fence to growl at my dog and Arnold broke his chain to defend himself. He ended up biting him and the dog blead a bit and they pressed charges. We went to trial for it and won the case, because I played the most adorable sad kid alive of "Please don't put my dog down, he was just defending himself in our backyard" etc. It was an amazing role played, but that crap was serious.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2021, 10:19:21 AM »
I had a Dalmatian in Colorado when I was like 9. We kept him on a chain in the backyard because we lived in town and it was required and stuff if you had a shitty fence. Our neighbors dog jumped over our shitty fence to growl at my dog and Arnold broke his chain to defend himself. He ended up biting him and the dog blead a bit and they pressed charges. We went to trial for it and won the case, because I played the most adorable sad kid alive of "Please don't put my dog down, he was just defending himself in our backyard" etc. It was an amazing role played, but that crap was serious.

What part of CO is Moronville in?

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2021, 10:20:09 AM »
I had a Dalmatian in Colorado when I was like 9. We kept him on a chain in the backyard because we lived in town and it was required and stuff if you had a shitty fence. Our neighbors dog jumped over our shitty fence to growl at my dog and Arnold broke his chain to defend himself. He ended up biting him and the dog blead a bit and they pressed charges. We went to trial for it and won the case, because I played the most adorable sad kid alive of "Please don't put my dog down, he was just defending himself in our backyard" etc. It was an amazing role played, but that crap was serious.

What part of CO is Moronville in?
Brush, CO, jerk!

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2021, 10:22:29 AM »
I am making fun of the municipality who would actually take a case of a dog in its own back yard that gets attacked by another dog to trial.  That is one total idiot town run by massive dipcraps.  You sure it wasn't Brush, AL?

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« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2021, 10:25:08 AM »
I am making fun of the municipality who would actually take a case of a dog in its own back yard that gets attacked by another dog to trial.  That is one total idiot town run by massive dipcraps.  You sure it wasn't Brush, AL?
:lol: I know, right?! My mom was the paralegal for the town of Ft. Morgan at the time and we had a good legal team. It was very idiotic, but it was our dumpy neighbors dog and they were walking him in the alley and let him go off leash. It was completely idiotic looking back now.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2021, 10:27:14 AM »
A “legal team” in a dog bites dog case?

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2021, 10:29:15 AM »
A “legal team” in a dog bites dog case?
A couple of my moms friends that were lawyers? Is that put better?

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2021, 10:36:55 AM »
Even a total alabamian could win that case.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2021, 10:51:43 AM »
Guys, let’s keep this thread on topic. Topic is: Joe’s mean ass dog(s).


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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2021, 10:55:04 AM »
Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be treated to wall-to-wall media coverage on this issue, despite it being the biggest scandal plaguing the administration. MSM wins again.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2021, 10:57:46 AM »
Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be treated to wall-to-wall media coverage on this issue, despite it being the biggest scandal plaguing the administration. MSM wins again.

Really?  I already know way more about Major than any of Trumps dogs.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2021, 11:31:51 AM »
Yes if anything I’d posit that the attacks are designed to cover up the “train wreck” infrastructure legislation. Uncle Joe is winning at 4D chess yet again.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2021, 11:39:58 AM »
Major's twitter account is so unfunny

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2021, 11:51:12 AM »
The real question is:  How long do we have until Joe declares Dog Force the newest branch of the military, gives them a dark budget of billions and then implements a total overthrow of the government with his militarized Dog Force?  Who leads that pack?  You got it....his name is Major. 




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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2021, 11:52:22 AM »
Bloodthirsty wardog MAJOR is just a preview of what socialism has in store for the formerly free citizens of the United States
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2021, 11:56:33 AM »
It's a legit possibility these dogs are being trained to take everyone's guns, and also force gay marriages

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2021, 11:58:55 AM »
I see a future where these dogs are stationed at every women's restroom to make sure that trans people can walk right in and pee standing up in a stall right next to where your daughter is taking a crap. And there's nothing you will be able to do about it because the dog will eat your face off and then feed your testicles to you if you even try.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2021, 12:02:02 PM »
If Dog Force mangles enough hands, there won't be any need to take guns from anyone. 

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2021, 01:09:31 PM »
Just talked to my doctor and have successfully given my vax to Major.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2021, 01:12:26 PM »
I see a future where these dogs are stationed at every women's restroom to make sure that trans people can walk right in and pee standing up in a stall right next to where your daughter is taking a crap. And there's nothing you will be able to do about it because the dog will eat your face off and then feed your testicles to you if you even try.

border is patrolled by bite crazed canines who will lovingly escort the caravan to Minnesota and show them to their lake house, but bite the crap out of any law enforcement

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2021, 01:19:04 PM »
The paw patrol will show up at every bakery in America to make sure that all of the Christian bakers are making LGBTQ cakes.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2021, 01:20:43 PM »
They will run through your house, find all of your Dr. Seuss books, and eat them. Then they will crap them out right on your couch, looking you right in the eye while they do it.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2021, 01:22:33 PM »
They will maul all your Mr. Potatoheads and devour all your Land O' Lakes butter.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #49 on: April 16, 2021, 01:31:43 PM »
Will eat your steak and make you drive a prius