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Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« on: March 17, 2021, 07:44:18 AM »
His dog sounds hilariously aggressive.



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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2021, 07:45:58 AM »
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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2021, 12:36:46 PM »
I'm sorry, I am not allowed to talk about how thirsty for human blood these beautiful animals are


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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2021, 12:38:54 PM »
I must have missed whatever happened, feels great to not care about this stuff anymore. Hopefully those two turn into heckin good boys.
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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2021, 12:40:12 PM »
I must have missed whatever happened, feels great to not care about this stuff anymore. Hopefully those two turn into heckin good boys.

from what I understand the presidents dog has bitten like 400 people in the last 60 days.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2021, 12:47:54 PM »
Also one pooped in like the oval office or something I don't remember where
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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2021, 12:50:16 PM »
Also one pooped in like the oval office or something I don't remember where

you know where that dog pooped? wherever he wanted.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2021, 01:20:10 PM »
Also one pooped in like the oval office or something I don't remember where

you know where that dog pooped? wherever he wanted.

Then he bit whoever attempted to clean it up.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2021, 01:27:15 PM »
joes dog will be the cause of WW3

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2021, 03:38:14 PM »
if you're a boring ass president it would be a cool thing to have in your history page 150 years from now that you had a mean ass dog

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2021, 03:38:39 PM »
Joe "Mean Dog(s)" Biden

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2021, 03:53:28 PM »
rough ridin' white fang in the white house

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2021, 04:42:12 PM »
If President Biden can't even govern his dog properly how can he govern the country properly?  :confused:


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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2021, 04:45:11 PM »
How will he tame Putin and Xi if he can't tame Major?

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2021, 06:03:02 PM »
If President Biden can't even govern his dog properly how can he govern the country properly?  :confused:

He basically called in the marines to do the job.  That's pretty damn presidential

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2021, 07:49:49 PM »
bout time we had a dog that knew how to be a dog in the white house.
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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2021, 12:52:23 AM »
bark softly and carry a big jaws filled full of fangs dripping blood
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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2021, 09:00:49 AM »
I feel like amassing a corps of attack dogs might be step one in the How To Be A Dictator handbook. 

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2021, 09:03:46 AM »
I think the dog is being trained to kill Tom Brady when the Bucs come to visit.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2021, 09:05:11 AM »
What if the dog pack is actually being trained to be more insanely blood thirsty?

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2021, 09:18:31 AM »
had a nightmare last night President Biden's dog bit me


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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2021, 09:23:18 AM »
had a nightmare last night President Biden's dog bit me
Your own fault for getting anywhere near it in your dream. The old saying goes: “You get anywhere close to Joe’s mean ass dogs you get the teeth. The dog teeth, still in the dog’s mouth, biting the crap out of you.”


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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2021, 09:25:57 AM »
In my dream, Major Biden said "pleased to meet you, sir," and then he shook my hand with his mouth. My hand was bleeding everywhere after the handshake but it didn't hurt because it was just a dream, so I let Major lick the wound and then sat down for breakfast with the Bidens.

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2021, 09:41:26 AM »
had a nightmare last night President Biden's dog bit me

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Re: Joe's Extremely Aggressive Dog(s)
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2021, 09:56:25 AM »
That dog would have been put down if owned by anyone else by now, if you really want to talk about white privilege! But none of you are ready for that conversation yet!