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Re: Ugly, totally obtainable cars you want
« Reply #275 on: July 18, 2023, 07:45:54 AM »
The car wash thread got me thinking...I have a very nice, well maintained vehicle, but I am seriously thinking about additoinally purchasing a cheap-as-possible ugly truck that I can give zero fucks about.  The ideal situation would be a truck that was as new as possible, had a crap ton of miles, body rust, other blemishes, and yet still have a reliable engine and transmission.  Very tricky situation to try and find just the right mix of "looks like crap but drives like heaven." 

I want the freedom of not giving two shits about what happens to it, yet the confidence to drive it anywhere.  Is this a paradox, a cosmic impossibility even?!?!
These are difficult but not impossibly at all to find. FB marketplace and craigslist(yes it's still a thing and only have it on owner sold) are the best places. If by some chance you come across someone that has a For Sale sign in the window of their vehicle that puppy might as well have a bullseye on it.
I have a 2001 f150 that is this exact truck!

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Re: Ugly, totally obtainable cars you want
« Reply #276 on: July 21, 2023, 09:28:07 PM »
Jealous

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« Reply #277 on: July 22, 2023, 09:08:05 AM »
Pro tip for the reliable junker truck crew. Look into nissan titans 2007- earlier 2010’s. If they had regular oil changes, they are like cockroaches. They don’t die.

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Ugly, totally obtainable cars you want
« Reply #279 on: July 22, 2023, 11:16:02 AM »
https://usminitrucksales.com/inventory/automatic-2022-daihatsu-hijet-power-package-made-by-toyota-3/
There are recently an infinite amount of these in Omaha. Just sprung up all of a sudden.


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« Reply #280 on: July 22, 2023, 11:47:26 AM »
They are like 1/4 the cost of a truck and have the same size bed, better gas mileage, easier to drive like American trucks are some of the dumbest things in the whole world. I want one for weekend truck things without needing a monster truck.

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« Reply #281 on: July 22, 2023, 12:07:05 PM »
What on earth lol
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« Reply #282 on: July 22, 2023, 01:00:37 PM »
It is bullshit I cannot have a Toyota hi-lux or one of these Japanese mini trucks but someone can buy a dualie that will never see a scratch on the bed.

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Re: Ugly, totally obtainable cars you want
« Reply #283 on: July 22, 2023, 01:05:00 PM »
Automotive lobby is strong. Have to keep us poor.

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Re: Ugly, totally obtainable cars you want
« Reply #284 on: July 22, 2023, 01:15:22 PM »
https://usminitrucksales.com/inventory/automatic-2022-daihatsu-hijet-power-package-made-by-toyota-3/
There are recently an infinite amount of these in Omaha. Just sprung up all of a sudden.


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They are not street legal tho?

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« Reply #285 on: July 22, 2023, 01:56:12 PM »
I’m not 100% sure. I know the Toyota hi lux is not.

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« Reply #286 on: July 22, 2023, 02:33:21 PM »
https://usminitrucksales.com/inventory/automatic-2022-daihatsu-hijet-power-package-made-by-toyota-3/
There are recently an infinite amount of these in Omaha. Just sprung up all of a sudden.


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They are not street legal tho?
I have no idea, it’s certainly not stopping them from driving around all over though.


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Re: Ugly, totally obtainable cars you want
« Reply #287 on: July 22, 2023, 03:12:16 PM »
I want a hijet van. Or any kei van really, but I don't want the imported kind with steering wheel on the right side. Not many left sided kind though.
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« Reply #288 on: September 18, 2023, 08:48:25 PM »
this thing is next level boss

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« Reply #289 on: September 18, 2023, 10:00:18 PM »
I’ve seen this magnificent beast a couple times at the trailhead recently.  So hawt  :love:


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« Reply #290 on: September 19, 2023, 08:32:54 AM »
Remind me of the old Cushmans
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« Reply #291 on: September 19, 2023, 08:50:28 AM »
This is all I can think of whenever you guys mention the mini truck.
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« Reply #292 on: September 19, 2023, 10:13:34 AM »
this thing is next level boss

https://motocompacto.honda.com/

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Re: Ugly, totally obtainable cars you want
« Reply #293 on: September 20, 2023, 08:42:36 AM »
Looks like a box on two wheels.  Looks better without the cover over the mini bike.
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