capitol riot

[Dugout DickStone]

I had a friend was a big ol maga grifter, back in high school
he could taze his own ballsack and piss himself, would form a big pool
saw him the other night up on capitol hill
he was waddlin in i was walkin out
he tried to grab a picture, tazed his own dong and all we kept talkin about was
glory taze

[Rage Against the McKee]

[Dugout DickStone]

purple taze, all in my vein
lately, I act insane
my pee is running, and I don't know why
'scuse my while I taze and die

[BIG APPLE CAT]

None of that happened, Dug! The man felt so passionate about the stolen election that he travelled from Alabama to DC, to attend a rally on a Wednesday, and he did all of that just to watch from a legally not trespassing distance while some antifa bad actors trespassed. he was NOT one of those trespassers. In fact, while he was watching from a legally non-trespassing distance, he was on the phone checking in with his wife. I feel terrible for this man and if there's any silver lining to this its that he didn't die alone because he was definitely on the phone checking in with his wife when he had his fatal heart attack a safe distance away from the capitol...and at least in a kind of odd way they had the opportunity to say goodbye. If that man would have been in the capitol roastin his crank while trying to steal a painting then there's no way he could have been on the phone with his wife, which he definitely was.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

...but anyway please do tazed and confused by led zeppelin next

[Dugout DickStone]

this is a collab thread about the magas who electrocute their dingdong, join in

[Dugout DickStone]

wait, this total moron was from Alabama? 

explains a lot

[IPA4Me]

Which one?

[Dugout DickStone]

Which one?

The one who roasted his private parts with a tazer and died.

[Rage Against the McKee]

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be travelin' on now
Got to taze my own balls in Wash'ton DC

[MadCat]

Freeball!!

[8manpick]

We’re scanning the scene, at the Cap’tol tonight
We’re looking for Pence, to hang up tonight
There’s a MAQA feeing in our brains
But it’s nothing new, you know we started insane

Storming, on our way, tazing, we will pay
Dying, one thousand deaths
Storming, on our way, tazing, we will pay
Dying, one thousand deaths

Storming, taze and destroy!
Storming, taze and destroy!
Storming, taze and destroy!
Storming, taze and destroy!

[BIG APPLE CAT]

every time the Don tweets
this feelin inside me
its almost more than i can take

the cops aint gunna touch me
sedition aint a fel'ny
and it just blows me away

I don't know why i listened to Q
my face is turnin blue
but my sack is gettin redder

i wanna spend the rest of my life
tellin snopes i was on the phone with my wife
not on the floor just gettin deader

every little thing that you do
baby i'm a' tazed by you

[steve dave]

There better be video of this event

https://twitter.com/AliVelshi/status/1349830132094164993

[BIG APPLE CAT]

take it to the universal doink thread, steve dave

[dal9]

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be travelin' on now
Got to taze my own balls in Wash'ton DC

Bye-bye, baby, it's been sweet love, yeah, yeah
Though this feelin' I can't change
Please don't take it so badly
That my own balls I tazed

[dal9]

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be travelin' on now
Got to taze my own balls in Wash'ton DC

I'm no rick rubin, but here's how i'd produce this:

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be travelin' on now
Cuz there's too many places I got to see
[strings, all female choir, softly:] tazin' my baaalls in deeeee ceee

[Spracne]

Judas Priest, this one's super easy because you only need to change 3 words:

There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
So I might as well begin to put some action in my life
You know what it's called

Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls

So much for the golden future, I can't even start
I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart
You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
If you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing
You doing to me now

Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls

You don't know what it's like

Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls

Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls
Tazing my balls, tazing my balls

[michigancat]

There better be video of this event

https://twitter.com/AliVelshi/status/1349830132094164993

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/video-shows-rioter-throw-fire-extinguisher-at-police-during-capitol-attack/2021/01/14/1e75a543-7c61-43f2-a710-37edde925c0f_video.html

[Dugout DickStone]

Nice spracs

[steve dave]

There better be video of this event

https://twitter.com/AliVelshi/status/1349830132094164993

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/video-shows-rioter-throw-fire-extinguisher-at-police-during-capitol-attack/2021/01/14/1e75a543-7c61-43f2-a710-37edde925c0f_video.html

Well, that didn’t live up


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[steve dave]

jesus christ

https://twitter.com/McCormackJohn/status/1349903191169757186

[dal9]

and dozens would have tazed their balls to death in the chaos

[MakeItRain]

There better be video of this event

https://twitter.com/AliVelshi/status/1349830132094164993

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/video-shows-rioter-throw-fire-extinguisher-at-police-during-capitol-attack/2021/01/14/1e75a543-7c61-43f2-a710-37edde925c0f_video.html

Well, that didn’t live up


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I watched it at least 5 times, homeboy without the helmet definitely felt it.

[michigancat]

There better be video of this event

https://twitter.com/AliVelshi/status/1349830132094164993

https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/video-shows-rioter-throw-fire-extinguisher-at-police-during-capitol-attack/2021/01/14/1e75a543-7c61-43f2-a710-37edde925c0f_video.html

Well, that didn’t live up


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I watched it at least 5 times, homeboy without the helmet definitely felt it.

yeah he was clearly stunned.

in the full video I like how as it was getting breached the capitol cops had like six guys just beating the crap out of the first dude who broke through