I don’t think you’re embarrassed by anything, dax. For the past, like, 8-10 years you’ve been called out on basically a million things. Instead of looking in the mirror you just “you can’t keep up”, “#hashTagWhatever”, etc, etc, etc
A normal person would feel ashamed and frankly just downright stupid. BUT, that’s not you dax. You just go through 10 keyboards a year mashing out incoherent paragraph after paragraph. Just ignorantly blissful in your quest to scream at people you’re too afraid to meet in person.