capitol riot

[Dugout DickStone]

lmao, MAGAs are an incredible people

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1482112353072259078

This are the kind of ex Delta Force types Herr Garland’s storm troopers are hunting down with extreme prejudice. 

Stay tuned for the pre dawn raids!

Kind of into the renewed vigor of "they were simply too stupid/fat/low earners to be held accountable" defense.  Some of these magas are going to insist they be given an IQ test and physical to prove how stupid and jello-assed they are.

[Katpappy]

Dax, other than the Congressional Medal of Honor, what do you think should happen to those who took selfies at the Capitol?

 

[sonofdaxjones]

Dax, other than the Congressional Medal of Honor, what do you think should happen to those who took selfies at the Capitol?

They should be prosecuted for things like illegal entry and interference. 

I’ve said that numerous times.  You as with most things missed it or ignored it. 

I’m just happy Phil sleeps a little better at night knowing Herr Garlands storm troopers are on the case. 

China and Russia hacking and stealing our most vital information.  Radicals prepping to attack religious organizations and take people hostage etc etc.  pfft.

Planning a predawn raid on a dude with a Don’t Tread On Me sticker on his Honda.  That’s the important stuff.   #thumbs.

[sonofdaxjones]

Besides this all has to be a big deal because everything must be dine to deflect from the crap show over at the White House. 

[chum1]

I never really understood how the alternate electors stuff fit in here. Apparently, some law was interpreted (perhaps correctly) to mean that Pence could choose not to certify particular states if they had no clear result. So, the conspirators did their best to muddy the waters in seven states that Biden won.

Good evidence based summary here.

https://twitter.com/AshaRangappa_/status/1482385269391306757

[Dugout DickStone]

These brainiacs think they have a first amendment right to tweet anti vax noise so
I would t put a lot of stock into their legal analysis.

[Spracne]

These brainiacs think they have a first amendment right to tweet anti vax noise so
I would t put a lot of stock into their legal analysis.

It's called freedom of speech, SlowDug. Freedom. Of. Speech. Any questions?

[Dugout DickStone]

A maga and his wife looking up Pelosi's lost and found number to try and find his jordache wallet with a subway punch card and $12 in it is pretty funny

[mocat]

hopefully that one alabama guy was not a front pocket wallet guy. his subway card would be toasted

[Dugout DickStone]

hopefully that one alabama guy was not a front pocket wallet guy. his subway card would be toasted

oh man

[Katpappy]

hopefully that one alabama guy was not a front pocket wallet guy. his subway card would be toasted

Could be wet and sticky from the enjoyment.

[sonofdaxjones]

Terrorists entering the country from overseas.   Biden Admin/DOJ have to be drug kicking and screaming into admitting it was terrorism after they attack a synagogue. 

Too worried about that Let's Go Brandon sticker on that '08 Silverado

[LickNeckey]

unpack this for me

[dal9]

lmao, MAGAs are an incredible people

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1482112353072259078

This are the kind of ex Delta Force types Herr Garland’s storm troopers are hunting down with extreme prejudice. 

Stay tuned for the pre dawn raids!

Kind of into the renewed vigor of "they were simply too stupid/fat/low earners to be held accountable" defense.  Some of these magas are going to insist they be given an IQ test and physical to prove how stupid and jello-assed they are.

This is the Shaman's lawyer:

“A lot of these defendants — and I’m going to use this colloquial term, perhaps disrespectfully — but they’re all rough ridin' short-bus people,” Watkins told TPM. “These are people with brain damage, they’re rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), they’re on the goddamn spectrum.”


https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/capitol-rioters-trump-defense-comes-up-again-and-again-will-it-make-a-difference

[Spracne]

lmao, MAGAs are an incredible people

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1482112353072259078

This are the kind of ex Delta Force types Herr Garland’s storm troopers are hunting down with extreme prejudice. 

Stay tuned for the pre dawn raids!

Kind of into the renewed vigor of "they were simply too stupid/fat/low earners to be held accountable" defense.  Some of these magas are going to insist they be given an IQ test and physical to prove how stupid and jello-assed they are.

This is the Shaman's lawyer:

“A lot of these defendants — and I’m going to use this colloquial term, perhaps disrespectfully — but they’re all rough ridin' short-bus people,” Watkins told TPM. “These are people with brain damage, they’re rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), they’re on the goddamn spectrum.”


https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/capitol-rioters-trump-defense-comes-up-again-and-again-will-it-make-a-difference

Ah yes, another Albert Watkins sighting. So choice.

[sonofdaxjones]

unpack this for me

You been in a coma?

[sonofdaxjones]

Herr Garland's crack storm troopers are bringing it hard and fast to the Capt Autism's of the world.

 

[Dugout DickStone]

lmao, MAGAs are an incredible people

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1482112353072259078

This are the kind of ex Delta Force types Herr Garland’s storm troopers are hunting down with extreme prejudice. 

Stay tuned for the pre dawn raids!

Kind of into the renewed vigor of "they were simply too stupid/fat/low earners to be held accountable" defense.  Some of these magas are going to insist they be given an IQ test and physical to prove how stupid and jello-assed they are.

This is the Shaman's lawyer:

“A lot of these defendants — and I’m going to use this colloquial term, perhaps disrespectfully — but they’re all rough ridin' short-bus people,” Watkins told TPM. “These are people with brain damage, they’re rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), they’re on the goddamn spectrum.”


https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/capitol-rioters-trump-defense-comes-up-again-and-again-will-it-make-a-difference

Ah yes, another Albert Watkins sighting. So choice.

Is every single maga there using the "absolute moron and also has never exercised and has a pudding stomach as well as a very advanced bald spot" defense? 

[LickNeckey]

unpack this for me

You been in a coma?

I assume it is in reference to Malik Akram

[sonofdaxjones]

Relax Lick, Herr Garland is after the guy with the Trump 2024 flag.

MI5 channeled their inner Garland and went hard after UK Anti Vaxer’s instead.

[Phil Titola]

These Oathkeeper nuts thought they were playing real life war

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/01/19/us/oath-keepers-capitol-riot.html

[Dugout DickStone]

New defense plan:  have client appear shirtless so judge can see how disgustingly butter boobed they are.

[LickNeckey]

Relax Lick, Herr Garland is after the guy with the Trump 2024 flag.

MI5 channeled their inner Garland and went hard after UK Anti Vaxer’s instead.

how was doj suppose to respond?

[sonofdaxjones]

Relax Lick, Herr Garland is after the guy with the Trump 2024 flag.

MI5 channeled their inner Garland and went hard after UK Anti Vaxer’s instead.

how was doj suppose to respond?

They can start by calling a terrorist a terrorist.

Even SlowDug agrees you play dumb very well.

Don't worry Lick, the DOJ currently has 3 black Suburbans on the tail of a guy with an NRA sticker.

[LickNeckey]

got it