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Re: Fashion Advice For Old People (25 yo+). Stunz input requested!
« Reply #200 on: April 27, 2023, 03:31:19 PM »
what about 5 inch?

And you just let your balls hang out, oldie?

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« Reply #201 on: April 27, 2023, 03:31:24 PM »
I have a bunch of Chubbies 6” and they rule


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« Reply #202 on: April 27, 2023, 04:15:13 PM »
Give me 10+ or give me death
Aren't those basically pants for you?
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« Reply #203 on: April 27, 2023, 04:34:03 PM »
Lib is loyal to the knee-knocker/jamz/shants soil.
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« Reply #204 on: April 27, 2023, 06:00:08 PM »
Give me 10+ or give me death
Aren't those basically pants for you?

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« Reply #205 on: April 27, 2023, 07:06:20 PM »
what about 5 inch?

And you just let your balls hang out, oldie?

The only shorts I have that are that short have a netting built in to secure my balls. So I don't even need underwear.

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« Reply #207 on: June 11, 2023, 02:23:08 PM »
Break out the Silver Tabs and wide/straight legged jeans boys, baggy pants are on the rise.
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« Reply #208 on: June 11, 2023, 04:53:03 PM »
I show incredible amounts of gam. All gam all day. It’s for the enjoyment of my community.


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« Reply #209 on: June 11, 2023, 04:53:55 PM »
Also I’m very prone for 3 buttons nude. Let the chest breath. Hirsute life ride or die.


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« Reply #210 on: September 20, 2023, 12:32:48 PM »
i am being bombarded by cringey instagram boot ads and i think i will eventually cave. any gE'rs ever gotten boots from Portland, Thursday, etc?

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« Reply #211 on: September 20, 2023, 02:05:23 PM »
i am being bombarded by cringey instagram boot ads and i think i will eventually cave. any gE'rs ever gotten boots from Portland, Thursday, etc?

I'm stuck on IG ads for Vessy/allbirds/Tropicsomethings no way I'm googling these and doubling my shoe ads.

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« Reply #212 on: September 20, 2023, 03:43:45 PM »
How TF did Vans get so popular again all of a sudden?

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« Reply #213 on: September 20, 2023, 03:48:10 PM »
How TF did Vans get so popular again all of a sudden?
My 18 y.o. girl has been rocking them and Chucks for a couple years now.

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« Reply #214 on: September 20, 2023, 04:20:45 PM »
How TF did Vans get so popular again all of a sudden?
My 18 y.o. girl has been rocking them and Chucks for a couple years now.
my teenagers also love Vans and Chuck Taylors

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« Reply #215 on: September 20, 2023, 05:03:53 PM »
vans have always been popular you rough ridin' dorks
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« Reply #216 on: September 20, 2023, 05:13:24 PM »
I should have clarified.  I meant how did vans all of a sudden get popular with middle aged dads? 

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« Reply #217 on: November 19, 2023, 09:11:24 PM »
i've started tucking everything. it was a long and tough journey experimenting with the tuck and going out with a bunch of trash fits and probably getting laughed at behind my back. but i believe i've figured it out and i think it's going to change my life.

<<< officially biggest tuck on goEMAW

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« Reply #218 on: November 19, 2023, 09:14:39 PM »
i've started tucking everything. it was a long and tough journey experimenting with the tuck and going out with a bunch of trash fits and probably getting laughed at behind my back. but i believe i've figured it out and i think it's going to change my life.

<<< officially biggest tuck on goEMAW

I think target makes some clothing specifically for that

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« Reply #219 on: November 19, 2023, 09:21:06 PM »
i've started tucking everything. it was a long and tough journey experimenting with the tuck and going out with a bunch of trash fits and probably getting laughed at behind my back. but i believe i've figured it out and i think it's going to change my life.

<<< officially biggest tuck on goEMAW

Tuck pro-tip that seems weird and maybe dorky but is very worthwhile; tuck your undershirt (you need to wear an undershirt) into your underpants, then tuck the regular shirt in between the underpants and regular pants/jeans. It does a great job of keeping the regular shirt tucked nicely in place. Also, make sure your pants are secured above the hip bones.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #221 on: November 19, 2023, 10:00:37 PM »
i've started tucking everything. it was a long and tough journey experimenting with the tuck and going out with a bunch of trash fits and probably getting laughed at behind my back. but i believe i've figured it out and i think it's going to change my life.

<<< officially biggest tuck on goEMAW

Tuck pro-tip that seems weird and maybe dorky but is very worthwhile; tuck your undershirt (you need to wear an undershirt) into your underpants, then tuck the regular shirt in between the underpants and regular pants/jeans. It does a great job of keeping the regular shirt tucked nicely in place. Also, make sure your pants are secured above the hip bones.

Between tucking and undershirts, eff.

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« Reply #222 on: November 19, 2023, 10:07:05 PM »
more like stucknz

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« Reply #223 on: November 19, 2023, 10:45:07 PM »
i've started tucking everything. it was a long and tough journey experimenting with the tuck and going out with a bunch of trash fits and probably getting laughed at behind my back. but i believe i've figured it out and i think it's going to change my life.

<<< officially biggest tuck on goEMAW

Tuck pro-tip that seems weird and maybe dorky but is very worthwhile; tuck your undershirt (you need to wear an undershirt) into your underpants, then tuck the regular shirt in between the underpants and regular pants/jeans. It does a great job of keeping the regular shirt tucked nicely in place. Also, make sure your pants are secured above the hip bones.

Between tucking and undershirts, eff.

Try it next time you need to tuck.

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« Reply #224 on: November 19, 2023, 11:03:03 PM »
TUCK TIPS
- need to be mid or high rise
- absolutely no skinny or slim for jeans or trousers
- straight leg seems best for jeans. can't get wider to work. too gen z for me.
- straight leg is good to really wide for trousers can be a sick look (but maybe too k-pop for goEMAW).
- shoe chunkiness must match pant wideness
- the higher the waist, the bigger the dick energy