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Offline fatdamon

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how is ou gonna smoosh us today
« on: September 26, 2020, 08:23:31 AM »
post your similes and metaphors here.  no photos or gifs; make me lol with ur spectacular writing skills


i vote that we are gonna get smooshed like judge doom got smooshed by the steamroller at the end of who framed roger rabbit by that steamroller thing

edit: photos and gifs now ok because i just realized how dope a gif of that roger rabbit scene would be


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Re: how is ou gonna smoosh us today
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2020, 08:32:29 AM »
Shut up, FD!


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Re: how is ou gonna smoosh us today
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2020, 11:06:27 AM »
We got torched by Arkansas State's receivers. This could be really ugly.

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Re: how is ou gonna smoosh us today
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2020, 11:15:36 AM »
Yep, gotta go for it 4-and-2 from out own 41. What do we have to lose?

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Re: how is ou gonna smoosh us today
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2020, 11:21:57 AM »
Yep, gotta go for it 4-and-2 from out own 41. What do we have to lose?
Srsly why on Earth would we punt of 4th and 2? Absolutely no reason to play conservative

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Re: how is ou gonna smoosh us today
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2020, 11:25:35 AM »
Does OUs punter set foot on the field today before junk time?

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Re: how is ou gonna smoosh us today
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2020, 11:27:05 AM »
Yep, gotta go for it 4-and-2 from out own 41. What do we have to lose?
Srsly why on Earth would we punt of 4th and 2? Absolutely no reason to play conservative
To pad OU's offensive stats, I guess (and our defensive penalty yardage).

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Re: how is ou gonna smoosh us today
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2020, 12:22:14 PM »
We're gonna get smooshed by getting blown up like that ou guy who blew himself up outside of the stadium in 2005 when he put a bomb in a backpack and tried to sneak it into a football game with 80,000 people inside, which everyone seems to forget about even though it was a major act of domestic terrorism
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