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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #75 on: July 27, 2020, 11:38:35 AM »
Tear gas the crowd after every touchdown

WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU

YES, lets keep this brainstorm session going and save our beloved Chiefs.

Obviously we need some german shepards as mascots (Patrick and Mahomes). Can you imagine the excitement when a streaker or fan runs on the field and Patrick/Mahomes are released to subdue them?

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #76 on: July 27, 2020, 11:42:05 AM »
The horse the cheerleader rides (Warpaint?) will need to be replaced with a standard police horse obviously. I can't think of a good cop horse name, maybe "Buster"?

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #77 on: July 27, 2020, 11:46:52 AM »
(Mitch Holthus Voice)

"Mahomes drops back to the 15, looks left and pumpfakes, now he's running to the right. HE HAS SPACE TO WORK WITH, AT THE 5 AND HE CROSSES THE THIN BLUE LINE! TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY, TOUCHDOWN PATRICK MAHOMES!"

"The raucous crowd is on their feet here at Arrowhead Stadium as the smoke grenades are released and begin wafting through the stadium! What a sight!"

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #78 on: July 27, 2020, 11:48:54 AM »
I bet Mitch would also come up with all sorts of kooky nicknames like calling the Oline a "Riot Shield" etc.

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #79 on: July 27, 2020, 11:52:38 AM »
The horse the cheerleader rides (Warpaint?) will need to be replaced with a standard police horse obviously. I can't think of a good cop horse name, maybe "Buster"?

Actually lets just get rid of the horse and replace it with a souped up cop car that makes a lap every time we score and rev's its engine really loud. They could also do skits before the game/halftime where we arrest the opposing teams mascot and rough them up before throwing them in the back of the cop car.

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #80 on: July 27, 2020, 11:54:22 AM »
The horse the cheerleader rides (Warpaint?) will need to be replaced with a standard police horse obviously. I can't think of a good cop horse name, maybe "Buster"?

Actually lets just get rid of the horse and replace it with a souped up cop car that makes a lap every time we score and rev's its engine really loud. They could also do skits before the game/halftime where we arrest the opposing teams mascot and rough them up before throwing them in the back of the cop car.


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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #81 on: July 27, 2020, 11:55:03 AM »
(Mitch Holthus Voice)

"Mahomes drops back to the 15, looks left and pumpfakes, now he's running to the right. HE HAS SPACE TO WORK WITH, AT THE 5 AND HE CROSSES THE THIN BLUE LINE! TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY, TOUCHDOWN PATRICK MAHOMES!"

"The raucous crowd is on their feet here at Arrowhead Stadium as the smoke grenades are released and begin wafting through the stadium! What a sight!"

Mitch would have so much fun with this.

When we get a sack he would yell "FRANK CLARK WITH THE SACK! Wow! He just blew by the tackle and placed Derrick Carr UNDER ARREST!"

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #82 on: July 27, 2020, 11:57:37 AM »
(Mitch Holthus Voice)

"Mahomes drops back to the 15, looks left and pumpfakes, now he's running to the right. HE HAS SPACE TO WORK WITH, AT THE 5 AND HE CROSSES THE THIN BLUE LINE! TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY, TOUCHDOWN PATRICK MAHOMES!"

"The raucous crowd is on their feet here at Arrowhead Stadium as the smoke grenades are released and begin wafting through the stadium! What a sight!"

Mitch would have so much fun with this.

When we get a sack he would yell "FRANK CLARK WITH THE SACK! Wow! He just blew by the tackle and placed Derrick Carr UNDER ARREST!"

Also when we make a big play at the end of the game to finish a team off Mitch could say something like

"That was a HUGE interception by the The Chamber to wrap up the game! Go ahead and read them their Miranda Rights because this one is over!"

Instead of "PUT THE HAMMER DOWN" it would be "PUT THE GAVEL DOWN!"

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #83 on: July 27, 2020, 11:59:15 AM »
Obviously the fireworks are going to be replaced with flash bang grenades.

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #84 on: July 27, 2020, 12:01:21 PM »
The horse the cheerleader rides (Warpaint?) will need to be replaced with a standard police horse obviously. I can't think of a good cop horse name, maybe "Buster"?

Actually lets just get rid of the horse and replace it with a souped up cop car that makes a lap every time we score and rev's its engine really loud. They could also do skits before the game/halftime where we arrest the opposing teams mascot and rough them up before throwing them in the back of the cop car.



I was thinking more along these lines but that truck would be great to drive around the parking lot and get fans riled up before the game starts.


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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #85 on: July 27, 2020, 12:04:04 PM »
I bet Mitch would also come up with all sorts of kooky nicknames like calling the Oline a "Riot Shield" etc.


All the DB's are going to nickname themselves "THE SWAT TEAM" and instead of running out of the tunnel 1 at a time they are going to drive out in a SWAT van and all jump out at the same time.

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #86 on: July 27, 2020, 12:17:08 PM »
List of new nicknames for players

Reid - "Chief of Police"
Mahomes - "Commander Mahomes"
Kelce - "Undercover Asset"
The Chamber - "Sultan of SWAT"
Chris Jones - "Minister of Justice"
Dirty Dan - "Judge, Jury and EXECUTIONER"
Tyreek - "Heat"
Some DB - "Hot Pursuit"

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #87 on: July 27, 2020, 12:19:51 PM »
(Mitch Holthus Voice)

"Mahomes drops back to the 15, looks left and pumpfakes, now he's running to the right. HE HAS SPACE TO WORK WITH, AT THE 5 AND HE CROSSES THE THIN BLUE LINE! TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY, TOUCHDOWN PATRICK MAHOMES!"

"The raucous crowd is on their feet here at Arrowhead Stadium as the smoke grenades are released and begin wafting through the stadium! What a sight!"

Mitch would have so much fun with this.

When we get a sack he would yell "FRANK CLARK WITH THE SACK! Wow! He just blew by the tackle and placed Derrick Carr UNDER ARREST!"

Also when we make a big play at the end of the game to finish a team off Mitch could say something like

"That was a HUGE interception by the The Chamber to wrap up the game! Go ahead and read them their Miranda Rights because this one is over!"

Instead of "PUT THE HAMMER DOWN" it would be "PUT THE GAVEL DOWN!"

"What a great play call from Chief of Police Andy Reid! He brought Tyreek in motion then faked the reverse leaving Sammy Watkins wide open down the sideline! I'd call that one a BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!"

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #88 on: July 27, 2020, 12:21:49 PM »
Name the Pro Shop, "Riot Gear"

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #89 on: July 27, 2020, 12:23:21 PM »
Name the Pro Shop, "Riot Gear"

YES! And instead of fans wearing fake Indian Headdresses they can dress up like Riot Cops.

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #90 on: July 27, 2020, 03:54:36 PM »
The The Chamber is now just The Honey Badge.

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #91 on: July 28, 2020, 08:25:44 AM »
The The Chamber is now just The Honey Badge.

YES, I like this! That free's up the "Sultan of SWAT" nickname for Thornhill or whoever our CB's are.

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #92 on: July 28, 2020, 08:28:08 AM »
Instead of B2 Flyover's we can have like 5 police choppers fly over in formation shining search lights into the stadium.

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #93 on: July 28, 2020, 08:30:12 AM »
Need to make a section of the stands by the end zone look like a jail cell and put all our craziest fans there. Would be similar the the "black hole" in Oakland but we would actually be good and kick major butt instead of be sucky.

What should we call it? Lockup? Holding Cell? KC Pen?

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #94 on: July 28, 2020, 08:33:55 AM »
What if we ringed the top of Arrowhead with police lights/sirens and turned them all on after every score? This would be in addition to the smoke/flashbang gernades we set off down at the field level.

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #95 on: July 28, 2020, 08:40:38 AM »
List of new nicknames for players

Reid - "Chief of Police"
Mahomes - "Commander Mahomes"
Kelce - "Undercover Asset"
The Chamber - "Honey Badge"
Chris Jones - "Minister of Justice"
Dirty Dan - "Judge, Jury and EXECUTIONER"
Tyreek - "Heat"
Some DB - "Hot Pursuit"
Juan Thornhill - "Sultan of SWAT"

Anthony Sherman - "The Battering Ram"
Sammy Watkins - "5150"

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #96 on: July 28, 2020, 09:38:18 AM »
Need to make a section of the stands by the end zone look like a jail cell and put all our craziest fans there. Would be similar the the "black hole" in Oakland but we would actually be good and kick major butt instead of be sucky.

What should we call it? Lockup? Holding Cell? KC Pen?

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #97 on: July 28, 2020, 09:46:02 AM »
Need to make a section of the stands by the end zone look like a jail cell and put all our craziest fans there. Would be similar the the "black hole" in Oakland but we would actually be good and kick major butt instead of be sucky.

What should we call it? Lockup? Holding Cell? KC Pen?

The clink with special guest guard Danny clinksdale

Thats good. Maybe the section is surrounded by chain link fence and there is only 1 gate to get in/out and Danny Clinksdale is the guard that opens it.?

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #98 on: July 28, 2020, 10:44:42 PM »
I think they should play the theme song from the People's Court during replay reviews.

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Re: Lets rename the Chiefs
« Reply #99 on: July 28, 2020, 10:59:29 PM »
Also the law and order dun-dun sound on 3rd down
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