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Grapes
« on: June 17, 2020, 02:50:32 PM »
Always been a big fan.  Just had about 30 as an afternoon snack


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Re: Grapes
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2020, 03:29:23 PM »
There's about 12grams of carbs in 30 grapes so watch your macros.  :billdance:

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2020, 03:38:21 PM »
Remember when those cotton-candy grapes were all the rage?

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2020, 03:50:31 PM »
Grapes? Yeah they're okay, i guess. Barely even make my top 5 berries, tbch.  Like, favorite berries OAT:

1. pumpkin
2. watermelon
3. blueberry
4. grape
5. banana


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Re: Grapes
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2020, 03:56:21 PM »
Remember when those cotton-candy grapes were all the rage?

I am unaware of this, when and where did this happen?
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2020, 03:56:31 PM »
and to all the haters who are going to be like "ya nice list BAC your second favorite berry is the official vegetable of the state of oklahoma  :jerk:" you can just shut up. i stand by my list.

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2020, 03:59:19 PM »
I have a hard time taking that list seriously when you include a pumpkin in a list of berries
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2020, 04:08:10 PM »
Grapes? Yeah they're okay, i guess. Barely even make my top 5 berries, tbch.  Like, favorite berries OAT:

1. pumpkin
2. watermelon
3. blueberry
4. grape
5. banana
that is a truly awful list.. raspberry is #1 and everyone knows that

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2020, 04:36:38 PM »
Grapes? Yeah they're okay, i guess. Barely even make my top 5 berries, tbch.  Like, favorite berries OAT:

1. pumpkin
2. watermelon
3. blueberry
4. grape
5. banana
that is a truly awful list.. raspberry is #1 and everyone knows that

Blackberry you rough ridin' racist!!!  :pbj:
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2020, 05:06:51 PM »
I have a hard time taking that list seriously when you include a pumpkin in a list of berries

While technically true, I still think he's out of his gourd.

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2020, 05:41:29 PM »
Grapes have a lot of sugar. 

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2020, 06:32:17 PM »
when i eat a bunch of turgid, crisp grapes i think i might as well be reincarnated as a grecian fox.  but then when i hit a flaccid, mushy one i go like 6 months without desiring to risk another bunch.
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2020, 07:07:11 PM »
I used to really enjoy grapes but not any more.
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2020, 07:08:31 PM »
bad fruit fucks with your head.
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2020, 07:38:05 PM »
Not a grape fan but my mom always had grapes in the freezer for a summer snack and I loved them.


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Re: Grapes
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2020, 09:14:49 PM »
raisins are nature’s candy


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Re: Grapes
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2020, 09:26:13 PM »
when i eat a bunch of turgid, crisp grapes i think i might as well be reincarnated as a grecian fox.  but then when i hit a flaccid, mushy one i go like 6 months without desiring to risk another bunch.
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Re: Grapes
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2020, 09:31:34 PM »
Good grapes are the best. 


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Re: Grapes
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2020, 09:37:20 PM »
4 yo daughter (grape super fan) rankings:

Green: wut, no
Red: the absolute best thing I've ever eaten in my life and I'm going to eat the entire bag right here and now until you stop me.
Black: these are the best blueberries you've ever purchased. blueberries normally suck crap but these are actually good. get more like this.

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2020, 12:35:59 AM »
I prefer my grapes fermented or distilled. Also, don't feed grapes to your dog. I once was eating grapes and dropped a couple. My dog ate them right up. I thought "Oh, cool, a healthy snack for my pup." I looked it up later. Grapes are toxic for dogs.  :blindfold:

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2020, 08:21:36 AM »
I like it when Jayhawks call us grapes because our colors are purple

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2020, 08:32:44 AM »
I like it when Jayhawks call us grapes because our colors are purple
I do NOT like this.


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Re: Grapes
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2020, 08:37:29 AM »
I think it would be fun if we leaned into it

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2020, 09:02:47 AM »
I like it when Jayhawks call us grapes because our colors are purple

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Re: Grapes
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2020, 09:04:23 AM »
do they still call us "taters"? I don't like that one as much because it's like "huh?" Grapes is short, sweet, (ha!) and on the money.